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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 5, 2019 17:05:50 GMT -5
The legendary IWA-MS Pizza Oven....
But then again, they can't afford pizza dough...not even the crappy Chef Boyardee DIY pizza you find for pennies in the grocery store.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 5, 2019 17:20:40 GMT -5
Who was that guy from gutcheck? Y’all know who I’m talking about, that legendary botched spots.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2019 18:02:26 GMT -5
Loving the replies so far. Let's see... I think we're forgetting something. Impact needs to go for even more FORMER WWE (developmental) "SUPERSTARS"!Dante Dash? Oh wait, he's a police officer now who makes actual money and contributes to society. Speaking of cops, FCW Alum Maverick Darsow (who had a cup of coffee in TNA as Dakota "No Chest Slaps Please" Darsow) is an officer but also does indy matches sometimes. Maybe they can bring him in once in a while again. {Spoiler}{Spoiler} (Maybe Impact can also hire Mr. Froot Loops there, Eric "Poverty Mick Foley" Freedom) How about "TT" Travis Tyler? Now "DD" Dak Draper. Wait... this random regional company he's working for looks more legit than Impact. Never mind. Failed Heidenreich clone Drake Brewer? Wait, he's actually made a name for himself over in All Japan. And though they lost EC3, perhaps they can at least replace him while also adding some international flair to their roster with a former one time WWE Rosebud, "The Prince of Rome" Daniele Dentice D'Accadia, D3!
{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Eh. His attire quality and his title belt actually look a little too decent for Impact. Sign him and have him tag with Mr. PRIMAL WARPATH Actually he now does a hockey pads Kane knockoff. This guy is also from that company. Finn Balor got nothing on him. ... Honestly I think I'll just leave their Facebook pictures link here so you all can see for yourselves the epicness of their roster: www.facebook.com/pg/MaximumForceWrestling/photos/
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 5, 2019 18:11:52 GMT -5
What's Chris Harris/Braden Walker doing? He needs to eat too...or does he?
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 5, 2019 18:29:52 GMT -5
What's Chris Harris/Braden Walker doing? He needs to eat too...or does he? He's got enough grub stored in his gut that he can live comfortably for the next 3.2 years...
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 5, 2019 18:53:31 GMT -5
Who was that guy from gutcheck? Y’all know who I’m talking about, that legendary botched spots. Chris lewie
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2019 19:13:31 GMT -5
Who was that guy from gutcheck? Y’all know who I’m talking about, that legendary botched spots. Chris lewie Holy frick
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 5, 2019 19:14:21 GMT -5
Holy frick Devastating chop!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2019 19:24:41 GMT -5
Holy frick Devastating chop! So I literally don't remember this, but I looked this guy up and found a summary of what happened on Reddit Now I'm sad.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 19:51:51 GMT -5
I wonder if Impact could get legitimate lawyer and law professor "THE GAVEL" David Lawless to do some appearances (Actually saw this dude wrestle live once in Western PA and he cut a pretty good heel promo. Decent basic heel wrestling.) Kinda off topic but I also want to give a shoutout to this other dude who is also a legitimate lawyer (though it's not part of his wrestling persona) I've seen wrestle live. He's "indy big" at 6'3'' and 245 and looks like a star compared to most (and was pretty damn intense in the ring)... THE DAGGER, MIK DRAKE. {Spoiler} He and a dude he tags with (Devin Driscoll) have been teasing big news the past few weeks... so maybe we'll hear more about him soon.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 7, 2019 20:09:02 GMT -5
What’s Super Calo up to these days?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 20:18:40 GMT -5
What’s Super Calo up to these days? Now I want a wrestler whose gimmick is a that he wears a giant carton of chocolate milk.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 7, 2019 23:47:43 GMT -5
I hope they scrap together enough money to book a bunch of shit-level-indy Undertaker ripoffs and have an entire 30 Man Ripoff Rumble. Sadly they JUST lost Abyss. Maybe this guy hailing from "The Streets of Rage" Davey Lawless, aka Andy Header, a self-proclaimed paladin according to Twitter, can be an adequate substitute- he seems pretty dark and disturbed- EDIT- OOH HE DOES ROMAN REIGNS TOO Haha! I actually know Andy personally, he lives near my town and wrestles a lot locally. He's always been a stand up guy to me and other fans, has a clear passion for wrasslin'. If he got on Impact I wouldn't even complain.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 8, 2019 9:56:08 GMT -5
Anyone in Lucha Underground apparently.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 17:33:35 GMT -5
Sadly they JUST lost Abyss. Maybe this guy hailing from "The Streets of Rage" Davey Lawless, aka Andy Header, a self-proclaimed paladin according to Twitter, can be an adequate substitute- he seems pretty dark and disturbed- EDIT- OOH HE DOES ROMAN REIGNS TOO Haha! I actually know Andy personally, he lives near my town and wrestles a lot locally. He's always been a stand up guy to me and other fans, has a clear passion for wrasslin'. If he got on Impact I wouldn't even complain. God dammit now I REALLY feel like an a-hole. This thread was pretty much designed to make fun of indyriffic guys. Hearing that he's a standup guy just makes me feel like a dick. I actually used to chat a lot with one of the local guys from here about wrestling and life... and in terms of gimmick and look, he'd be perfect for this thread, but I wouldn't do him dirty like that. Now I'm worried that Riot Controls' moms are gonna see me make fun of them and get sad, lol.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 9, 2019 19:42:07 GMT -5
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 9, 2019 20:31:08 GMT -5
Oh my f***ing god, it’s longer than Flair’s and Hogan’s. I love how somebody edited and said that Brimsonte was a wrestler, actor, and mark.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 9, 2019 21:29:29 GMT -5
Oh my f***ing god, it’s longer than Flair’s and Hogan’s. I love how somebody edited and said that Brimsonte was a wrestler, actor, and mark. Don't forget, Earthquake "formally requested Brimstone be his partner in The Natural Disasters in 2001 for an event in Florida." So, Brimstone considers himself an unofficial member of the Natural Disasters?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2019 21:48:09 GMT -5
As someone who never heard of Brimstone till this thread... holy f***, this is gold.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 9, 2019 21:53:40 GMT -5
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