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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 6, 2019 15:19:43 GMT -5
What's Mean Mark doing in the Impact Zone?
(let's think lowest common denominator here, people)
Do they rush the HOF induction now, I wonder?
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 6, 2019 15:58:09 GMT -5
What's Mean Mark doing in the Impact Zone? (let's think lowest common denominator here, people) Do they rush the HOF induction now, I wonder? The most hilarious part of this is that for a while I was thinking you were talking about Impact rushing to set up Undertaker's HOF induction. Because that would totally be TNA. "Let's put a guy in our Hall Of Fame that has never been connected to us except for that one twitter photo". |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 9:14:22 GMT -5
What's Mean Mark doing in the Impact Zone? (let's think lowest common denominator here, people) Do they rush the HOF induction now, I wonder? The most hilarious part of this is that for a while I was thinking you were talking about Impact rushing to set up Undertaker's HOF induction. Because that would totally be TNA. "Let's put a guy in our Hall Of Fame that has never been connected to us except for that one twitter photo". And yet, Impact Wrestling would be putting him in the HOF before the WWE. Talk about a scratch across Vince's eyeball that would bug him for a dozen years... |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 9:18:00 GMT -5
The man is a legend but I have no desire to see him in the ring anymore.
The only thing that could REMOTELY change my mind is if he went back to BikerTaker and became a “Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino” type character. Just an old bastard that’s pissed at how the current generation is going. That has so much potential that I could almost look past his mobility in the ring cause it would fit the gimmick so much.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 7, 2019 9:46:47 GMT -5
The man is a legend but I have no desire to see him in the ring anymore. The only thing that could REMOTELY change my mind is if he went back to BikerTaker and became a “Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino” type character. Just an old bastard that’s pissed at how the current generation is going. That has so much potential that I could almost look past his mobility in the ring cause it would fit the gimmick so much. If this means BikerTaker drinks a shot-and-a-beer then calls Asuka Dragon Lady I'm all for it. |
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Post by Perfect Timing on Feb 7, 2019 10:30:32 GMT -5
Nobody plays mind games like the phenom!
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Post by r. on Feb 7, 2019 10:41:30 GMT -5
What is Mean Mark Calloway doing here in the Action Center?!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 11:50:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 11:57:39 GMT -5
he'll probably get booked for some corporate retreats to "inspire" management
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 12:42:38 GMT -5
If for some reason Taker showed up Jacksonville, would anybody really be able to tell him and Jericho apart at this point?  (Aside for the 1 foot difference in height) |
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Post by BatPunk on Feb 7, 2019 12:46:00 GMT -5
Wonder if he’s already contacted the Young Bucks about buying the rights to The Indie-Taker name?
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Post by MC Blowfish on Feb 7, 2019 12:46:48 GMT -5
he'll probably get booked for some corporate retreats to "inspire" management I'd start going to company events, if The Undertaker showed up. |
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Post by Chiral on Feb 7, 2019 12:48:00 GMT -5
he'll probably get booked for some corporate retreats to "inspire" management A shy businessman presenter comes up on stage and is like "uh h-hi guys I'd like to introduce our special guest who's gonna talk about the Q2 financials versus our competitors." *Undertaker makes his normal ass WWE entrance in full gear* "The financials for the rivals of your company will...rest...in....PEEEAAAACE...." |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Feb 7, 2019 12:56:45 GMT -5
The man is a legend but I have no desire to see him in the ring anymore. The only thing that could REMOTELY change my mind is if he went back to BikerTaker and became a “Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino” type character. Just an old bastard that’s pissed at how the current generation is going. That has so much potential that I could almost look past his mobility in the ring cause it would fit the gimmick so much. “Get off my Lawn” Taker would rule |
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Feb 7, 2019 12:57:36 GMT -5
he'll probably get booked for some corporate retreats to "inspire" management With the kind of teamwork we talked about today, you will be able to REST...IN...PROFITS. |
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Post by Fundertaker on Feb 7, 2019 13:02:02 GMT -5
he'll probably get booked for some corporate retreats to "inspire" management Company guy #1: So, are you certain you don't want to go forward with the acquisition? Company guy #2: Yeah, it would be a terrible venture for this organization and I could never... Taker: *starts taping his fists* Company guy #2: ... err, hmmm, yeah lets go forward with the acquisition! |
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 7, 2019 13:12:47 GMT -5
he'll probably get booked for some corporate retreats to "inspire" management Dunk tank at your company picnic. THE UNDERWATERTAKER $5 FOR 3 TRIES |
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Post by MAGGLE on Feb 7, 2019 15:12:23 GMT -5
We should start a crowdfunding for a Freakin Awesome Q&A. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 15:15:20 GMT -5
The man is a legend but I have no desire to see him in the ring anymore. The only thing that could REMOTELY change my mind is if he went back to BikerTaker and became a “Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino” type character. Just an old bastard that’s pissed at how the current generation is going. That has so much potential that I could almost look past his mobility in the ring cause it would fit the gimmick so much. “Get off my Yard” Taker would rule Fixed |
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 7, 2019 15:21:25 GMT -5
We need to crowdfund 25k to get Undertaker to dress up in a giant bunny outfit (like Christmas Story) and act out a bunch of Bugs Bunny quotes and scenes on YouTube
For an extra 5 bucks would could probably get Tommy Dreamer to dress up as Daffy Duck and do the whole 'Rabbit Season-Duck Season' shtick
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