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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 7, 2019 22:06:34 GMT -5
I just find it interesting that Undertaker charges the same to sit at a table and sign autographs for an hour as Buff Bagwell charges to live with you a whole week and show you his... stuff. I'm not letting this get no-sold. Quote of the week right here!
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Feb 7, 2019 22:09:40 GMT -5
I’m gonna start a go fund me to get him to DJ at my next birthday party while fully in character REST IN BEATS! *bass drops*
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 7, 2019 22:14:10 GMT -5
Can AEW hire him for one night just to promote what they have to eat at their concession stands? That it's Taco Tombsday. The RIP BLT. The Death Valley Nachos. Casket Snacks. Sodas in Urn shaped collectors cups.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Feb 7, 2019 22:16:46 GMT -5
Swerve: you're actually paying $25K per hour for Brian Lee dressed as The Undertaker.
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Post by Rican on Feb 7, 2019 22:18:43 GMT -5
I’m gonna start a go fund me to get him to DJ at my next birthday party while fully in character Which will just lead to him playing this on loop all night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nAdLtuELWY
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 7, 2019 22:34:57 GMT -5
...awright, who wants to fork over the $$$ to pay Undertaker to do lewd photos with Todd?
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Post by No One on Feb 7, 2019 22:58:36 GMT -5
What's Wrestling Superstar Mark Calloway doing in the Grand Opening of the Galveston Shoney's Zone?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 23:01:34 GMT -5
...awright, who wants to fork over the $$$ to pay Undertaker to do lewd photos with Todd? Probably Todd.
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Post by honsou on Feb 8, 2019 3:54:17 GMT -5
Imagine Taker driving into AEW with his motorcycle ABA look, around the Ring and then directly out of the Arena. And now tell me why this wouldnt be awesome because this is something that the Bucks would do. This would totally be worth the 25k
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 5:02:43 GMT -5
Imagine Taker driving into AEW with his motorcycle ABA look, around the Ring and then directly out of the Arena. And now tell me why this wouldnt be awesome because this is something that the Bucks would do. This would totally be worth the 25k Khan would probably be dumb enough to do it
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 8, 2019 5:08:18 GMT -5
Swerve: you're actually paying $25K per hour for Brian Lee dressed as The Undertaker. That's ok, since I paid Fake Undertaker with fake money:
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 8, 2019 7:49:01 GMT -5
So, for this much money, does he DO MAGIC? Nah, he just screws with your dimmer switch.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 8, 2019 7:50:46 GMT -5
So, for this much money, does he DO MAGIC? *Somewhere, Finlay starts punching himself in the head, and he doesn't know why*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 8:02:27 GMT -5
So, for this much money, does he DO MAGIC? Oddly enough, his assistant will be Phantasio.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 8, 2019 9:16:20 GMT -5
...awright, who wants to fork over the $$$ to pay Undertaker to do lewd photos with Todd? I wonder how ‘Taker would advertise such a thing .... “Hey CREATURES OF THE NIGHT! This is YOUR CHANCE to REST IN PEACE with me! At the Wizard World convention, 2/22-24, I will be offering special photo ops! Your choice: for $141 you get to have your photo taken lying next to me in a casket, and for $191 you can have your picture taken ‘spooning’ or with me lying with my head on your chest. Did I make your penis RISE FROM THE GRAVE? Now is your chance to make that dream a REALITY! PRE-SALE TICKETS WILL BE OFFERED SOON! And YES, I WILL be wearing a leather item from the MINISTRY OF DARKNESS ERA!”
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 8, 2019 11:03:00 GMT -5
Taker shows up at your office and chokeslams anyone who says 'Move the Needle' or 'Low-Hanging Fruit'
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 8, 2019 13:01:17 GMT -5
Imagine Taker driving into AEW with his motorcycle ABA look, around the Ring and then directly out of the Arena. And now tell me why this wouldnt be awesome because this is something that the Bucks would do. To quote Eminem, “there goes another lawsuit”.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 8, 2019 20:31:52 GMT -5
I’m gonna start a go fund me to get him to DJ at my next birthday party while fully in character Which will just lead to him playing this on loop all night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nAdLtuELWYI knew what it was going to be, and you did not disappoint.
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 8, 2019 23:18:15 GMT -5
Meh, for $1500 you can have a chat with a possessed Josh Matthews
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 9, 2019 0:00:34 GMT -5
The WWE owns the trademark for the Undertaker gimmick, the aba gimmick, and they probably also own Mean Mark Callous if it was a wcw creation.
How is going to be introduced then? Master of Pain? Texas Red?
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