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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 13, 2019 16:31:40 GMT -5
That's longer than any bio I ever wrote about my e-fed wrestlers. That's quite an accomplishment.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 13, 2019 16:38:20 GMT -5
“Brimstone's greatest claim to fame is probably his once legendary Wikipedia page.[1] It was notable for being considerably longer than Triple H's page and for having detailed analysis of Brimstone's custom boots as well as listings of every minor celebrity Brimstone ever met. [2]”
Hahahah
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 13, 2019 16:52:05 GMT -5
I love how you can tell which parts Brimstone wrote, and which part was not, simply by the existence of citations.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 13, 2019 17:19:57 GMT -5
“As Brimstone, his wrestling style and gimmick has led to frequent comparisons to The Undertaker.”
No there haven’ been any comparisons.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 13, 2019 17:42:57 GMT -5
“As Brimstone, his wrestling style and gimmick has led to frequent comparisons to The Undertaker.” No there haven’ been any comparisons. Hey now, "he wears black like Undertaker" and "has long hair like Undertaker" are comparisons.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 13, 2019 17:56:19 GMT -5
“As Brimstone, his wrestling style and gimmick has led to frequent comparisons to The Undertaker.” No there haven’ been any comparisons. Hey now, "he wears black like Undertaker" and "has long hair like Undertaker" are comparisons. also "he wrestles and looks nothing like the undertaker" is also a comparison technically. as is... he's like 2 feet shorter than the Undertaker
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Post by nickcave on Feb 13, 2019 18:24:37 GMT -5
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 13, 2019 18:29:41 GMT -5
And for only $20! This may be the best find yet. I also want someone on here to do it and post the voicemail.
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SmashTV
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Post by SmashTV on Feb 14, 2019 1:49:11 GMT -5
I love how you can tell which parts Brimstone wrote, and which part was not, simply by the existence of citations. I got as far as his training about to begin, and that was already too much. Incidentally, looking at his birthdate he’s actually a year older than me. The way he’s gone on I’ve always assumed he was late 20s, like he was about to hit his prime. The fact he’s middle aged makes this whole thing even more laughable.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 14, 2019 2:09:31 GMT -5
He joined just a couple of months ago lol
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 14, 2019 5:39:08 GMT -5
Ok for real can we get Brian Zane or someone to do a video on this guy? I am dead damn serious with this request. I get the sense that Brian wouldn't want to punch down on a guy whose clearly delusional. now, if he were going around charging old ladies for autographs claiming to be a wrestling star, then he'd probably be fair game.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 14, 2019 6:55:22 GMT -5
Ok for real can we get Brian Zane or someone to do a video on this guy? I am dead damn serious with this request. I get the sense that Brian wouldn't want to punch down on a guy whose clearly delusional. now, if he were going around charging old ladies for autographs claiming to be a wrestling star, then he'd probably be fair game. He used to sell signed 8x10s on eBay and at conventions as "Former WWF/WWE Superstar Brimstone" for $29.99. I had a screen cap which I posted in an old thread, but that went away when my Photobucket account got axed. That count?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2019 7:53:58 GMT -5
“As Brimstone, his wrestling style and gimmick has led to frequent comparisons to The Undertaker.” No there haven’ been any comparisons. What it means is "Brimstone frequently compares himself to The Undertaker. To anyone that will listen. And even some who won't" Also brilliant on that page 'Wrestlers Brimstone had a hand in training'. ie he was standing in the gym at the time.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 14, 2019 12:01:09 GMT -5
I get the sense that Brian wouldn't want to punch down on a guy whose clearly delusional. now, if he were going around charging old ladies for autographs claiming to be a wrestling star, then he'd probably be fair game. He used to sell signed 8x10s on eBay and at conventions as "Former WWF/WWE Superstar Brimstone" for $29.99. I had a screen cap which I posted in an old thread, but that went away when my Photobucket account got axed. That count? Yes I would say so.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Feb 14, 2019 13:27:45 GMT -5
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Feb 14, 2019 13:37:56 GMT -5
He has a podcast that was updated as recently as last week. www.thegrindhouseradio.comI've downloaded an episode to listen to on the drive to work.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 14, 2019 13:42:47 GMT -5
He has a podcast that was updated as recently as last week. www.thegrindhouseradio.comI've downloaded an episode to listen to on the drive to work. His bio on that website is possibly more over the top and crazy than his wikipedia I suggest people read it Brimstone has had a successful and rewarding career spanning well over three decades; participating in numerous entertainment fields boasting a list of titles including professional wrestler, radio host, actor, voice actor, author, musician, philanthropist, food critic, horror model, and comic book/animated/children’s book/video game hero. He’s been called a Renaissance man by many, but more accurately described as a well seasoned entertainer and serial entertainment entrepreneur.
As a child actor...How's that for a teaser? I mean for the love of all that is holy... there is Brimstone Jerky, Brimstone Perfume and freakin' Brimstone SWORDS. Honest to god damned SWORDS. I'm going to shit my Brimstone shorts if I keep reading.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Feb 14, 2019 13:47:00 GMT -5
He has a podcast that was updated as recently as last week. www.thegrindhouseradio.comI've downloaded an episode to listen to on the drive to work. His bio on that website is possibly more over the top and crazy than his wikipedia I suggest people read it Brimstone has had a successful and rewarding career spanning well over three decades; participating in numerous entertainment fields boasting a list of titles including professional wrestler, radio host, actor, voice actor, author, musician, philanthropist, food critic, horror model, and comic book/animated/children’s book/video game hero. He’s been called a Renaissance man by many, but more accurately described as a well seasoned entertainer and serial entertainment entrepreneur.
As a child actor...How's that for a teaser? Please tell me he played Buzz's girlfriend in Home Alone??
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 14, 2019 15:05:33 GMT -5
He has a podcast that was updated as recently as last week. www.thegrindhouseradio.comI've downloaded an episode to listen to on the drive to work. Please do a play by play of his delusional statements.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 14, 2019 15:05:37 GMT -5
His bio on that website is possibly more over the top and crazy than his wikipedia I suggest people read it Brimstone has had a successful and rewarding career spanning well over three decades; participating in numerous entertainment fields boasting a list of titles including professional wrestler, radio host, actor, voice actor, author, musician, philanthropist, food critic, horror model, and comic book/animated/children’s book/video game hero. He’s been called a Renaissance man by many, but more accurately described as a well seasoned entertainer and serial entertainment entrepreneur.
As a child actor...How's that for a teaser? Please tell me he played Buzz's girlfriend in Home Alone?? A kid at school told me that he used to be Paul from the Wonder Years, then he became Marilyn Manson, and then he became Brimstone!
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