The All-Pupose Brimstone™ Merchandise Thread

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 10, 2019 5:47:01 GMT -5 @drntropy said:

From his IMDB:

Brimstone is involved in licensing and partnerships with Eastsport Backpacks for Brimstone branded merchandise sold on WalMart.com and featured on The Big Bang Theory; Troll Lord Games for the Brimstone Role Playing Game, CaJohn's Fiery Foods (Brimstone line of multi-award winning gourmet sauces and seasonings), The Jerky Connection (Brimstone Jerky), Demeter Fragrances (Cologne/Perfume), 3 Coconut Monkey (Vinyl/Plush Toys), Algocrunch (Brimstone video game apps), Pro Wrestling Tees (Brimstone T-Shirts), Dragon Song Forge (Brimstone Swords), Sweet Hollywood LA (Brimstone Chocolate Bars), East Coast Roast (Brimstone Coffee Line), Nifty Candy (Brimstone Candy Line), Serenity Custom Drums, and ButterWinks Cookies among countless others. Brimstone is sponsored by All Music Inc. and endorsed by Worldwide Feather Tribe, INOX Jewelry, Sigil of Baphomet, Fathom Clothing, Rel3ntless Clothing, Bulky Boy Brand Clothing, Life Snapback Hats, Monster Energy, Yelp, CoKreeate, Yogibo, and Club Fit 24/7. Brimstone is a celebrity brand ambassador for Loot Crate and Jerrick Media's 'Romper Zombie' brand. He has been featured in Wall Street Journal Best Selling books The Bra Book and Worth Every Penny as well as internationally recognized magazines including Maxim...

Brimstone also starred as the host of Food Hound: Tidbits which was a web-based celebrity food show filmed while on tour making appearances at pop culture conventions around the country including events such as Wizard World, Stan Lee's Comikaze, San Diego Comic Con and New York Comic Con. As a result of the show restaurants around the United States have added Brimstone-themed products to their existing menus including The Brimstone spiked milkshake at My Burger Bar in Buffalo, Dust from Hell Wings at Even Flow Bar & Grill and The Brimstone Pizza at Mulberry Street Restaurant on Long Island, The Brimstone Philly Grindhouse Burger at The Baroness Bar in LI City, and a variety of Brimstone-related dishes around the country.

I feel like we need a separate thread in which we come up with a whole bunch of random “Brimstone branded” products.


Like... who WOULDN’T want to buy a box of rubbers with this guy’s face on the front.

Okay, so the original thread was in danger of becoming a Brimstone thread, but I agree and think this would make for an interesting thread of its own.

So, what official Brimstone merch can we find?

So far we've found the official mobile phone/tablet app:



The official book bag, as featured on Big Bang Theory:

Brimstone and the Borderhounds: Forza Infernis for Xbox One:



Bonus points if someone finds Brimstone merch out in the wild!

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

BRIMSTONE HAS TWO GAMES ABOUT HIM??

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 10, 2019 23:53:12 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

BRIMSTONE HAS TWO GAMES ABOUT HIM??

And a table-top roleplaying game:



And Brimstone Red, "a signature drink created for him by the Jack Daniel’s Distillery".

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Feb 11, 2019 0:02:40 GMT -5 Mighty Attack Tribble said:

Feb 10, 2019 23:53:12 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

BRIMSTONE HAS TWO GAMES ABOUT HIM??

And a table-top roleplaying game:



And Brimstone Red, "a signature drink created for him by the Jack Daniel’s Distillery".

Is Brimstone paying for all of this? Is anyone buying it? Is he famous and maybe I never heard about him?

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Brimstone cookies! (No longer sold.)



Brimstone chocolate bars! (Get 'em mild or hot!)





It appears his coffee, jerky, and "multi-award winning gourmet sauces and seasonings" disappeared from the internet so quickly the Wayback Machine didn't even have time to archive them.

[A Platypus Rave]

He thinks he's famous... but he's really not.

From all accounts he has a day job... otherwise the guess is credit cards.....

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 11, 2019 0:42:24 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Is Brimstone paying for all of this? Is anyone buying it? Is he famous and maybe I never heard about him?

Based on what I've found, most of his endeavours appear to be in partnership with local Long Island businesses or national businesses that offer limited partnership programs (the company that produces his cooking sauces make no mention of his products on their website, and the online store he operates himself hasn't listed any of them in stock in at least a year). A lot of it seems to be vanity marketing as getting results when searching for existence of actual products has thus far been frustratingly sparse.

[Mister Pigwell]

I don't actually know what's a joke here and what isn't...

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 11, 2019 0:51:10 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

He thinks he's famous... but he's really not.

My favourite line from his bio on the radio show he works on:

The Grindhouse Radio was a topic of discussion at the European Planetary Science Congress 2018 - officially making them a citable source for scientific and collegiate papers.

[A Platypus Rave]

Feb 11, 2019 0:58:20 GMT -5 Mighty Attack Tribble said:

Feb 11, 2019 0:42:24 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Is Brimstone paying for all of this? Is anyone buying it? Is he famous and maybe I never heard about him?

Based on what I've found, most of his endeavours appear to be in partnership with local Long Island businesses or national businesses that offer limited partnership programs (the company that produces his cooking sauces make no mention of his products on their website, and the online store he operates himself hasn't listed any of them in stock in at least a year). A lot of it seems to be vanity marketing as getting results when searching for existence of actual products has thus far been frustratingly sparse.

Yeah, no one is reaching out to him to make these deals. He's reaching out and I guess for that more power to him... but it's not something you couldn't do yourself in theory as long as you have the cash to do it.


Not that from all accounts he realizes that because again he seems like the type of guy that considers posting on YELP as justification to call himself a Food critic.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Brimstone could very well take Jose Lothario and Virgil’s spot as FAN’s whipping boy.

I give you the Awesomesauce

houndcomics.com/houndstore/index.php?route=product/product&path=99_106_102&product_id=139

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Feb 11, 2019 0:58:23 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

I don't actually know what's a joke here and what isn't...

The sad part is that I think they’re all real.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 11, 2019 1:09:08 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Not that from all accounts he realizes that because again he seems like the type of guy that considers posting on YELP as justification to call himself a Food critic.

He proudly announced on his website that he was filming a cameo for Joe Budden's "Touch and Go" music video in the "celebrity VIP section" and devoted a blog post about it, like he was a featured artist or something. Nah, he was an extra in a nightclub who, having just watched the video, doesn't actually seem to appear anywhere.



Says everything you need to know about him, and why he's so entertaining.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

But most importantly, where can I get a pair of his custom made boots?

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 11, 2019 7:28:32 GMT -5 Magnus the Magnificent said:

But most importantly, where can I get a pair of his custom made boots?

According to Cagematch, he hasn't wrestled since 2010, so maybe if you tweet him an offer you might be able to get the genuine articles? Signed, of course, to drive up the price.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Brimstone strikes me as the guy who buys twitter followers.

[Tiger Millionaire]

www.sweetlosangeles.com/chocolate-lab-brimstone-and-the-borderhounds-waste-11369147.html

Anyone have $10

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

I wish Brimstone would’ve been featured on Shark Tank...

[Push R Truth]

Feb 11, 2019 7:28:32 GMT -5 Magnus the Magnificent said:

But most importantly, where can I get a pair of his custom made boots?

I swear I remember him using an entire paragraph on his wiki to talk about how awesome his custom boots were.

If this memory turns out to be false I really don't want to know. I prefer my version of reality.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 11, 2019 8:51:54 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Feb 11, 2019 7:28:32 GMT -5 Magnus the Magnificent said:

But most importantly, where can I get a pair of his custom made boots?

I swear I remember him using an entire paragraph on his wiki to talk about how awesome his custom boots were.

If this memory turns out to be false I really don't want to know. I prefer my version of reality.

The Brimstone gimmick has evolved over the years. Brimstone credits his favorite wrestling icons, "Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, and Ultimate Warrior," as the inspiration for the backbone of the character. In the beginning, he states that the evolution of Brimstone came from a mixture of all three unique qualities in what he claims are, “darkness, charisma, and pure insanity.” Aside from looking for a name that would be, “memorable and marketable”, he is unsure of the actual reason why he chose the name itself. As he says, “I just loved it and figured I could be a cool demonic character!” The gimmick began simply as Brimstone played the big man role. He felt that his original look was far less than intimidating than his current image. Brimstone was originally clean-shaven and wore wrestling sneakers and a black singlet adorned with airbrushed flames. Brimstone says, “I was no more than a wrestler that claimed to be from Hell.”

As Brimstone grew into the character, the persona began to develop along with the look. He took on more of a gothic look and incorporated his custom boots. He modeled his character to become fiercer and his attitude to become rougher.