Got an email from a credit score thing with subject line

[Kevin Hamilton]

"You're a baller Charles!"

Charles is my actual first name.

All I can think is I wish I was a little bit taller. Like 6'9. I could get with Leoshi. Cuz she don't know me. But yo she's really fine.

[Paul]

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Mar 1, 2019 22:00:51 GMT -5 Paul said:

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat.

And a six four Impala?

[Spider2024]

My main Yahoo email account is my first name + 5 non-sequential numbers. I've gotten spam emails before from email accounts that begin with that same first name + 5 numerals.

Seriously, f*** spam.