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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 18, 2019 4:29:18 GMT -5
That's right, it's Monday again and that means ONLY one thing... Monday Night RAW, coming to you live from Chicago. Only three weeks now until WrestleMania, and the card continues to take shape. Scheduled for tonight...
*The increasingly agitated "Rowdy" Ronda Russo... er... Rousey defends her RAW Women's Championship against Dana Brooke in a match that may be more one-sided than anything shown on the entire 1987 season of Wrestling Challenge
*Universal Champion Brock Lesnar is scheduled to show up, as it dawns on people that he's basically been doing the Lacey Evans gimmick for nearly seven years now
*Kurt Angle announces his opponent for his retirement match at WrestleMania. I like Shawn Stasiak's chances here
*#1 Universal Contender and known fan of "Da Bears" Seth Rollins takes on Drew McIntyre in singles competition
*New WWE Intercontinental Champion Bobby Lashley teams up with his GODDAMN HYPEMAN Lio Rush against the deposed champion Finn Balor and a mystery partner that is likely only conveniently appearing now in time for the big WM paycheck
All that, and Animal Spice ("Gimme what I want, what I really really want"), TONIGHT on RAW!
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 18, 2019 4:46:39 GMT -5
Chicago, huh? So whats the over/under on number of minutes before the first "CM Punk" chant breaks out?
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Post by bearned on Mar 18, 2019 5:29:25 GMT -5
Ronda is definitely mentioning Punk.
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 18, 2019 5:50:25 GMT -5
"And I was DEFINITELY a better fighter than that GEEK Phil Brooks!"
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 18, 2019 5:55:48 GMT -5
Ronda is definitely mentioning Punk. "And I was DEFINITELY a better fighter than that GEEK Phil Brooks!" Lol, technically both Batista and Lashley could say the exact same thing towards Punk.  |
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Post by edgestar on Mar 18, 2019 7:48:16 GMT -5
That's right, it's Monday again and that means ONLY one thing... Monday Night RAW, coming to you live from Chicago. Only three weeks now until WrestleMania, and the card continues to take shape. Scheduled for tonight... *Universal Champion Brock Lesnar is scheduled to show up, as it dawns on people that he's basically been doing the Lacey Evans gimmick for nearly seven years now All that, and Animal Spice ("Gimme what I want, what I really really want"), TONIGHT on RAW! These are amazing.  |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 18, 2019 7:53:27 GMT -5
"And I was DEFINITELY a better fighter than that GEEK Phil Brooks!" ...She’s not wrong. |
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 18, 2019 8:17:55 GMT -5
All that, and Animal Spice ("Gimme what I want, what I really really want"), TONIGHT on RAW! Haha, glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that "Wannabe" song, as I alluded to in the "1,004 Other Things Batista Wants" thread. |
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Post by edgestar on Mar 18, 2019 9:43:03 GMT -5
Animal Spice is the MVP of the thread, so far. Now, he needs to double up on the photoshop material, since he just gave us comedy. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 9:48:08 GMT -5
Still waiting for moostashed stylish hat Batista to grace everyone with his presnce on Raw.  |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 18, 2019 9:52:28 GMT -5
Still waiting for moostashed stylish hat Batista to grace everyone with his presnce on Raw. G. Gordon Liddy has been hitting the weights. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 10:06:59 GMT -5
I doubt that a Punk chant breaks out, but Ronda will almost certainly namedrop him which will be dumb because the way that Ronda got owned in her last two fights she really shouldn’t be mocking anyone’s MMA skills.
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Post by edgestar on Mar 18, 2019 15:02:48 GMT -5
Legit looking forward to Big Dave
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 15:05:16 GMT -5
Took me a solid minute to get the Animal Spice reference. ....boy I'm glad I got it. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 15:11:07 GMT -5
Usually, I'm always going to give WWE guff for having the show in Rosemont and not Chicago proper, but let's be realistic; with the show they're putting on, I can only imagine what would happen if it was held in the United Center. That's just 4,000 more people to lay it on Ronda Rousey than at Allstate.
Ah, screw it; I'm going to give WWE guff for not having the show in the United Center because I want to hear that. Not that the Rosemont crowd won't be just as vicious.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 15:12:09 GMT -5
Can't wait to see what Vince Russo has planned for us tonight.
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 18, 2019 15:30:47 GMT -5
Can't wait to see what Vince Russo has planned for us tonight. Reverse mud wrestling on a pole match! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 15:57:59 GMT -5
Can't wait to see what Vince Russo has planned for us tonight. Reverse mud wrestling on a pole match!  |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 18, 2019 16:08:05 GMT -5
Tonight is the ULTIMATE test of "Will Roman be booed in 2019." Chicago, huh? So whats the over/under on number of minutes before the first "CM Punk" chant breaks out?  |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 18, 2019 16:10:04 GMT -5
I doubt that a Punk chant breaks out, but Ronda will almost certainly namedrop him which will be dumb because the way that Ronda got owned in her last two fights she really shouldn’t be mocking anyone’s MMA skills.  |
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