If NJPW stars wrestled for WWF's New Generation

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Gorilla Monsoon: "Well, this mysterious figure who brutally attacked Undertaker and stole his urn, apparently he calls himself 'EVIL'. What a dangerous find by Mr. Fuji as EVIL manhandles this youngster! Oh, what a suplex! Holy mackerel!"
Bobby Heenan: "Fuji's trained this man in every wrestling style known! I honestly think he's going to beat Bret Hart for the title!"
Gorilla: "Look at this! He's got him in a Sharpshooter! Oh, he gave up in a hurry!"
Brain: He's going to submit the Hitman with his own move! It's gonna happen, Monsoon!
("Here is your winner, EVIL!")
Gorilla: "Another convincing victory for the sinister 'EVIL!' We've got more excitement coming up, let's take you to Sean Mooney!"
Bobby: "Who?"

Mooney: "World Wrestling Federation action is coming soon to the Richmond Coliseum in Richmond, VA! In the main event, 'The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada will face I.R.S! With me via satellite are Mr. Okada and Mr. Schyster. Okada, are you looking forward to fighting in the Coliseum for the first time?"
Okada: "Sekai Wrestling Federation, kane no ame ga furuzo!" (I'll make it rain money!)
IRS: "Hey Rainmaker, the one reason you've got so much cash is because you're a tax cheat! Next week, the only thing it's going to rain is audit forms! I'm going to leave you broke!"
Okada: "Anata mo resurādesu ka? Naze anata wa shiai-chū ni sonoyōni fuku o kite imasu ka? Anata wa shō ni kite maigo ni narimasu ka? (Are you even a wrestler? Why are you dressed like that during matches? Do you come to shows and get lost?)

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"Tonight on Monday Night Raw, it will be the devious Mr. Moto (Shinya Hashimoto) taking on that great ninja warrior from the Orient, The Great Chono."

[EZ: Brainy Bae]

Blending eras here but whatevs

Monsoon: "Finally returning to action is Hiroshi Tanahashi, who was blindsided by Bob Orton weeks ago! And Brain, he looks ready."
Heenan: "See all those girls rooting in the front row, Gorilla? They're crying their eyes out for Cowboy Bob! He could get hurt!"
Monsoon: "I think you need to your vision checked."
*GO ACE echoes from Tanahashi's entrance*
Heenan: "You hear that? Even he's rooting for Orton!"
Monsoon: "Will you stop?"