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Post by karl100589 on Mar 30, 2019 21:12:13 GMT -5
Basically this with a dirtier electric guitar.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2019 21:13:14 GMT -5
In all seriousness, I never had any desire to be a wrestler, but I've always thought being a ref would be a cool job.
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 30, 2019 21:21:02 GMT -5
Non-WWE Championship: Just "Live and Learn" by Crush 40 playing over the speakers, and when we get to the chorus every time "Live and Learn" is said I go to a turnbuckle and point to the crowd to get them to say it.
WWE Championship: I'd have a speech by a dramatic voice go over the speakers as I walk through the backstage area talking about the legacy of a champion, and that tonight I walk in the footsteps of those men, to achieve the glory of the gold that night. The ramp would be lit up with replicas of the title with feet and the name of the past holders of the title on them (kinda like the Hollywood Walk of Fame) and I would step into the feet of each one. If I'm the challenger for the title, when I get to the opponent and thus champion, I'd look back and sneer down at that, kicking my feet back as if I was kicking dust on the name, before I entered the ring. Different song than "Live and Learn" but I'm not sure what.
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Mar 30, 2019 22:23:51 GMT -5
A serious contender, as are - And
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Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 30, 2019 22:33:28 GMT -5
I come out to the ring accompanied by all the cutest animals in the world. Dogs, cats, bunnies, penguins, baby bears, turtles, pandas, joeys and foxes. Maybe sloths too, but they would make it to the ring by the end of the match.
These animals help me win, because my opponent is distracted by all the adorableness.
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Mar 30, 2019 22:36:29 GMT -5
I come out to the ring accompanied by all the cutest animals in the world. Dogs, cats, bunnies, penguins, baby bears, turtles, pandas, joeys and foxes. Maybe sloths too, but they would make it to the ring by the end of the match. These animals help me win, because my opponent is distracted by all the adorableness. The sloth making it to the ring is the climax of the match and what enables you to make your gigantic comeback to win.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 30, 2019 22:38:54 GMT -5
I come out to the ring accompanied by all the cutest animals in the world. Dogs, cats, bunnies, penguins, baby bears, turtles, pandas, joeys and foxes. Maybe sloths too, but they would make it to the ring by the end of the match. These animals help me win, because my opponent is distracted by all the adorableness. The sloth making it to the ring is the climax of the match and what enables you to make your gigantic comeback to win. The sloth is Linda kicking Vince in the balls at Wrestlemania 17!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Mar 30, 2019 23:15:06 GMT -5
If challenging for a title: My entrance would utilize a Persona 5 phantom thief styled motif.
Starting with a video calling card stating my proclamation to steal my opponents title. I would then appear above the entrance set in a puff of smoke, back lit with a spotlight and attired like Joker from that game in a mask and leather coat. I would then proceed to repel down to the ramp via cable where I would then make my way to the ring to face to the champion.
And I would use either of these for my theme song.
Last Surprise:
Life Will Chnage:
Rivers in the Desert
If defending the championship:
A less elaborate entrance, I'd just have a live orchestra playing me down to the ring with this song from the Big O anime
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2019 23:32:24 GMT -5
A viscous substance flows to the ring from multiple directions and forms me, T-1000 style.
Triple H goes over.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2019 0:36:22 GMT -5
It would be a re-enactment of the Plavalaguna performance from the Fifth Element. I’d have Corbin Dallas inspired attire and my valet would be rocking the white Leeloo outfit. Shit would be so cash.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 31, 2019 7:26:27 GMT -5
The naked guy who got arrested but “why can’t we be friends” plays in the background.
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Mar 31, 2019 16:45:29 GMT -5
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 31, 2019 16:47:50 GMT -5
Can I just fistbump Vladimir? Because I just wanna fistbump Vladimir on the way to the ring, Sid style.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Mar 31, 2019 16:51:11 GMT -5
I'd have a bunch of dancers who are all 45+ year-old men in comfortable clothes, and they'd do an elaborate routine all around me as I go in the ring.
Oh, and also I'd be using a gimmick where I seduce everyone's dads.
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Post by crankypants on Apr 1, 2019 13:22:40 GMT -5
If I was against Triple H, I would insist on having him come out first. Then, my entrance would just be me slowly walking to the ring while "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" played.
And I mean the full song, all parts.
I'd eventually get in the ring when the song finishes. I'd then get on the mic and tell HHH "now you know how it feels to be bored by somebody's ridiculously long Wrestlemania entrance".
I'd declare myself the winner and leave.
For any other opponent, my theme is "Bite it you Scum" by GG Allin. I'd go full GG Allin for my entrance, with my main audience targets being Brock Lesnar Guy and Frank the Clown.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Apr 1, 2019 15:01:04 GMT -5
Mix together a house ball and a D9 probate all while Knuck if You Buck by Crime Mobb plays.
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Post by northernmonkey on Apr 1, 2019 16:33:04 GMT -5
I'd come out to 'Just Look At Me' because I'd be getting a Conway pop. And bring my dog.
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Post by Heinz Doofenschmirtz on Apr 1, 2019 18:43:48 GMT -5
Given my character would be a family friendly mockery of the Kamala/African Savage trope based on the Waponi culture from Joe Versus the Volcano, I would come out the weird version ‘Ants Go Marching’ from the movie. I would have dozens of ‘Waponis’ leading me to the ring as a volcano appeared on the big screen.
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Post by Starshine on Apr 1, 2019 21:49:51 GMT -5
I come out moving forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. But always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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Post by Yacht Persona on Apr 1, 2019 22:11:49 GMT -5
Come out to this song, watch the money flow.
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