Fauxnaki
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Post by Fauxnaki on Apr 2, 2019 7:57:56 GMT -5
MAKE ME DOINK DAMMIT
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 2, 2019 13:53:12 GMT -5
Accompanied by Alex Wright impersonators all doing his dance while his theme plays,
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 13:57:20 GMT -5
Accompanied by Alex Wright impersonators all doing his dance while his theme plays, I would be one of the Alex Wright impersonators. Always been my dream. |
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Post by BoomPeriod on Apr 2, 2019 14:33:35 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 2, 2019 14:41:45 GMT -5
I'd climb out of the crowd like a conquering hero but security won't let me, and I slink back to my seat  |
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brentreznor
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Post by brentreznor on Apr 2, 2019 20:32:47 GMT -5
I come out to Earth Song by Michael Jackson, sung by a live gospel choir. I'm wearing a Ric Flair style robe and a crown. As I stand on the stage I give a DX-crotch chop as fireworks shoot from my balls. Then I get into a human-powered Chariot pulled by a group of little people. I make my way to the bottom of the ramp, where all living Presidents and the Queen of England are there to shake my hand and wish me luck. After getting in the ring, a dozen orphans take my robe and crown as Dillion Harper and Riley Reid dressed in an angel and devil outfit rub me down in oil and make out with me. The camera then pans to the crowd, as people cry and faint. I then proceed to beat Jinder Mahal on the pre-show.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 3, 2019 8:36:03 GMT -5
Through the crowd with dancers in the ring:
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