🔴 RAW 04/01/2019 Thread: The Go-Home Show. Go-Home Show. 👉

[Spider2024]

Tell the world it's the Go-Home show. (But don't tell the universe, because f*** 'em. )

TONIGHT, RAW is in the Nation's Capital, Washington D.C., 6 nights away from the biggest night of the year taking place in the nation's REAL capital, the New York City New Jersey area, for WrestleMania 35!

- Riott Squad vs WM35's Main Event (Becky Lynch/Ronda Rousey/Charlotte Flair) in 6-woman tag action.
- Beth Phoenix rises from the ashes of retirement to team with Natalya/Bayley/Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax/Tamina/Peyton Royce/Billie Kay in 8-woman tag action.
- Aleister Black & Ricochet vs The Revival in 4-man tag action. (The tag belts may or may not be on the line in this match, WWE.com was rather vague in their wording of this match.)
- Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio in Angle's final ever match on a Raw for real this time.
- "The Big Dog" Roman Reigns to confront "The Scottish Puppy" (I mean "The Scottish Psychopath") Drew McIntyre tonight, before their WM35 showdown.

All this and scheduled to appear: Brock Lesnar, Batista & Charly Caruso (whenever and wherever she damn well pleases) TONIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

[Bang Bang Bart]

In before we get a segment where a jobber named “Oliver Johns” gets beaten up.

[Spider2024]

Apr 1, 2019 8:09:36 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

In before we get a segment where a jobber named “Oliver Johns” gets beaten up.

Isn't there an "Oliver" in NXT currently?

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

God I can't wait for Mania Season to be over. But I guess it's time to see how WWE drains the life out of it even more if that's possible...

[edgestar]

Batista on his home turf. Oh, yeah.

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I can't wait for them to come up with an excuse to cram Drew McIntyre into at least four segments and have him say Joe a few dozen more times.

[Push R Truth]

please lord let Angle say "The Corbin match was an April Fools joke, I'm wrestling a MYSTERY OPPONENT AT WRESTLEMANIA for my final match!"

and that mystery man is John Cena

[Steveweiser]

Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled.

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Apr 1, 2019 8:42:58 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled.

So in other words the match is a pointless waste of time.

[Spider2024]

Apr 1, 2019 8:42:58 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled.

Although what if an additional additional stip is that they'd be replaced in the Women's Championships match by the Riotts?

In that case: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!

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Apr 1, 2019 8:42:58 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled.

"Hey Paul, look at this, the internet doesnt think i can shove more convolutions into this womens storyline that birthed from the con "Evolution", ill send them into convulsions with my convolutions, darn tootin!"

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Apr 1, 2019 8:09:36 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

In before we get a segment where a jobber named “Oliver Johns” gets beaten up.

Fun fact, not only has there been a jobber named “Oliver John”, but he was Sheamus’s opponent in his main roster debut...

[Hypnosis]

WrestleMania by 11:30 PM:

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Apr 1, 2019 8:42:58 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled.

Putting the “professional” back into professional wrestling.

(“Look, just tag in Ronnie, she’ll tap the three of them out in ten seconds then yer arses are mine”)

[MrElijah]

Apr 1, 2019 8:15:31 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I can't wait for them to come up with an excuse to cram Drew McIntyre into at least four segments and have him say Joe a few dozen more times.

Drew: This is Drew, talking to Joe--

*Gets choked out by Samoa Joe*

Joe: PUT RESPECT ON MY NAME OR KEEP IT OUT OF YOUR f***ING MOUTH!!!

[Steveweiser]

Stephanie McMahon is on RAW tonight to make an announcement regarding Sunday's main event - I'm guessing to say that both titles are on the line.

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Riott Squad vs WM main event should actually be a fun match.

And I always want more Liv Morgan in my life.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Apr 1, 2019 8:39:23 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

please lord let Angle say "The Corbin match was an April Fools joke, I'm wrestling a MYSTERY OPPONENT AT WRESTLEMANIA for my final match!"

and that mystery man is John Cena Baron Corbin

Fixed for more likely scenario.

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Apr 1, 2019 10:19:04 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Stephanie McMahon is on RAW tonight to make an announcement regarding Sunday's main event - I'm guessing to say that both titles are on the line.

At the very least, I'm expecting her to announce she's going to be the special guest referee. *sigh*

Anyway we'll see how the show goes, but the only things I'm looking forward to are Becky & the two dopes vs. Riott Squad and Douchetista wackiness.

[Pushed to the Moon]

The Riott Squad will definitely win this time. You better be ready Ronda. NOBODY beats Liv Morgan 1386 times in a row!