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Post by Starshine on Jun 6, 2019 22:10:56 GMT -5
The local men have decided it's time to determine who the localest of men is. This tournament is so local that even the Big Bossman has risen from his grave to take part, since it's only across the street.
Our competitors include:
Big Bossman - The original local man.
Kane - Brother of the dead man, now a local mayor.
Big Show - The biggest local man in the match.
Baron Corbin - Local valet impersonator.
Drew McIntyre - Local token Scot.
Bobby Lashley - Local poser.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 6, 2019 22:16:48 GMT -5
They all win somehow, because that what sets everybody off about them.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2019 22:18:09 GMT -5
[Cole]The Big Local Bastard has to be the odds on favorite. [/Cole]
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 6, 2019 22:19:10 GMT -5
Only Big Show and Kane are the local men.
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Post by Perd on Jun 6, 2019 22:24:40 GMT -5
When Big Show lost all the weight, was he a low-cal man?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jun 6, 2019 22:31:43 GMT -5
Where's Mark Henry?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 6, 2019 22:44:14 GMT -5
Big Show is the localest.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Jun 6, 2019 22:49:01 GMT -5
[Cole]The Big Local Bastard has to be the odds on favorite. [/Cole] Yeah I mean how on earth is anyone going to get the Big Local Bastard over the top rope? Seriously though how is The Local Off Dolph Ziggler not an option? Been around forever and seems to have go away heat with every one. Unless maybe he's pulling a Brock and will just run out at the end and win. Or after it's over he'll start a feud with the winner saying it "Should've been me" and that he should be The Local Man. |
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jun 6, 2019 23:51:39 GMT -5
WWE never books someone to triumph in their Hometown so that rules out everyone's adopted son Baron Corbin to ever win a Battle Royale
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Post by EyeofTyr on Jun 7, 2019 0:18:30 GMT -5
Big Show.
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Post by 4real on Jun 7, 2019 5:14:03 GMT -5
Would X-Pac be considered a ‘Local Man’?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2019 5:16:10 GMT -5
Kane.
He’s extra local if he’s in his Corporate Kane attire.
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Post by msc on Jun 7, 2019 10:03:38 GMT -5
Corbin, the rest were entertaining and loved at some point.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jun 7, 2019 11:46:56 GMT -5
Big Boss Man deserves better than to be included in this group
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jun 7, 2019 12:20:13 GMT -5
Only Big Show and Kane are the local men. Have the original local men retired yet? |
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Post by realist on Jun 7, 2019 12:22:08 GMT -5
That is certainly a main event at any locality in the world.
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Post by California Superstar on Jun 7, 2019 20:09:59 GMT -5
Kane
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 7, 2019 20:46:59 GMT -5
I don’t think there could be a winner, how could anyone possibly get (insert local man name here) over the top rope??
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Post by BigAl on Jun 7, 2019 20:48:47 GMT -5
Where is Dolph Ziggler
It should have been him
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Post by deadzeppelin on Jun 7, 2019 20:59:44 GMT -5
Corbin, because it's 2019 and Vince would put him over
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