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Post by Raskovnik on Jul 2, 2019 22:53:02 GMT -5
When the length is around 10:01 or whatever magic number they use to game YouTube's system
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 2, 2019 22:58:15 GMT -5
When the length is around 10:01 or whatever magic number they use to game YouTube's system Oh man, there's one guy that I (unfortunately) subscribe to who not only uses the clickbaitiest of clickbaity video titles and thumbnails, he also stretches about two minutes of content (or less) relevant to the subject of the video at hand across a full ten minutes just so he can cram in an extra couple of ads.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 2, 2019 23:01:21 GMT -5
"Hey, it's your boy..."
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 2, 2019 23:24:20 GMT -5
When the subject is Brie Larson and/or Captain Marvel. Is Brie Larson this damned important? There was a point where literally about 90 of the top 100 search results for "Brie Larson" were videos just like the ones in the screencap, each with tens of thousands of views, and many with hundreds of thousands.
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tms
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Post by tms on Jul 2, 2019 23:31:48 GMT -5
When the subject is Brie Larson and/or Captain Marvel. Those are all by one person...ugh. Obsessed much? Reminds me of that disgusting Molly Holly stalker.
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Post by Psy on Jul 2, 2019 23:39:27 GMT -5
When they have to put something in parentheses so you know how you're supposed to feel by watching the video. "I got a new pet rabbit! (EMOTIONAL)"
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 2, 2019 23:46:15 GMT -5
"Dont't *insert crappy activity here* at *insert early morning time here*"
With thumbnail of annoying douche pulling an exagerrated facial expression.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Jul 3, 2019 0:33:58 GMT -5
When the thumbnail has a half naked woman on it.
Chances are, she's not even in the video.
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Post by cosmo on Jul 3, 2019 0:49:23 GMT -5
I beg to differ.
The "Careless Whisper" saxophone solo for ten hours is the best thing on the Internet.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jul 3, 2019 1:03:27 GMT -5
WHEN THE VIDEO TITLE IS IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
*Must Watch*: This is the ultimate way of guaranteeing that I wont watch your video. Even if I was interested in checking it out, you've ruined it by adding that.
Not Clickbait: So it is.
Content Creator looking shocked on the thumbnail.
If it's an emotional video, don't forget to begin with a massive *sigh*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 3, 2019 1:40:01 GMT -5
When the subject is Brie Larson and/or Captain Marvel. Is Brie Larson this damned important? It's when the unhinged have no life
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 3, 2019 1:48:36 GMT -5
"Hey, back Cyberfrog!"
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Post by SmashTV on Jul 3, 2019 2:12:09 GMT -5
Zero views.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jul 3, 2019 8:08:41 GMT -5
Title contains PROOF!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2019 8:11:45 GMT -5
“Hey guys, Adam from WhatCulture here...”
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 3, 2019 8:19:09 GMT -5
"50 things you didn't know about (media franchise)"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 3, 2019 8:30:40 GMT -5
Is Brie Larson this damned important? There was a point where literally about 90 of the top 100 search results for "Brie Larson" were videos just like the ones in the screencap, each with tens of thousands of views, and many with hundreds of thousands. Well, I'm guessing this Mecharandom42 has a video called "Brie Larson drank a Mr. Pibb instead of a Dr. Pepper" ~upset face~
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
Posts: 15,081
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 3, 2019 8:34:26 GMT -5
There was a point where literally about 90 of the top 100 search results for "Brie Larson" were videos just like the ones in the screencap, each with tens of thousands of views, and many with hundreds of thousands. Well, I'm guessing this Mecharandom42 has a video called "Brie Larson drank a Mr. Pibb instead of a Dr. Pepper" ~upset face~ Well she seems an absolute delight... How do people have the energy to be this angry constantly?
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Post by realist on Jul 3, 2019 8:40:18 GMT -5
When my girlfriend says, "Hey, baby, come watch this video with me real quick."
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Post by Dub H on Jul 3, 2019 9:03:45 GMT -5
When the subject is Brie Larson and/or Captain Marvel. Is Brie Larson this damned important? No but she is very unlikeable some people just take it too far
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