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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2019 16:14:30 GMT -5
Mike gets hospitalized for auto-erotic asphyxiation so Maria has an affair with Seth. Becky's mad Seth is the baby daddy
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jul 5, 2019 9:38:55 GMT -5
I would be genuinely happy if all of the 24/7 goobers were suspects ala Cartman's dad on South Park.
Bonus points if it turns out to be Drake Maverick or/and EC3
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 5, 2019 12:54:17 GMT -5
I would be genuinely happy if all of the 24/7 goobers were suspects ala Cartman's dad on South Park. Bonus points if it turns out to be Drake Maverick or/and EC3 Who IS White bread Kannelis' father? Is it... Seth Rollins? Samoa Joe? Constable Corbin? Or the entire WWE 24/7 division?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2019 18:44:06 GMT -5
It’s actually MIKE that’s pregnant....
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jul 5, 2019 19:00:38 GMT -5
Mike and Maria get divorced. Mike goes back to his real last name Oxmaul.
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Post by bmfjules on Jul 5, 2019 20:36:48 GMT -5
After being humiliated by the Man, Mike Bennett exposes that Seth is pregnant and the father is Will Ospreay.
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Matt
El Dandy
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Post by Matt on Jul 6, 2019 9:49:29 GMT -5
Oh sweet Jesus, Becky has a
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 6, 2019 10:40:11 GMT -5
Mike and Maria get divorced. Mike goes back to his real last name Oxmaul. And he starts teaming with a returning Bill Demott as Hugh G. Rection.
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Post by thechase on Jul 6, 2019 11:46:26 GMT -5
Oh sweet Jesus, Becky has a ..Pecker...no wait that's not a woodpecker it looks like someone's....
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Post by realist on Jul 6, 2019 14:04:35 GMT -5
Oh sweet Jesus, Becky has a ..Pecker...no wait that's not a woodpecker it looks like someone's.... Hotdog!!! Get your hotdogs!! Oh, wait. That looks just like a giant....
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 6, 2019 18:22:54 GMT -5
We have the first ever fetus on a pole match, with the fetus turning heel on the winner.
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JCBaggee
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Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Jul 7, 2019 1:51:07 GMT -5
After an intense 4 month feud, Mike and Maria finally convince Seth on the virtues of sharing partners. Becky isn't entirely on board but as she's being written by Russo, participates and just kinda gives everyone a stink eye once in a while to communicate the story that they aren't getting along.
After a few weeks, Becky comes out for a solo match, Maria becomes Seth's manager, and Mike vanishes. The angle and relationships are never mentioned again. Also, Kane and Undertaker return to punch each other a few times before brawling to the back, for some reason, in a segment that ends with a distracted Seth losing the title to a masked opponent after Maria distracts him. That masked opponent? Vince Russo.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 7, 2019 7:40:38 GMT -5
..Pecker...no wait that's not a woodpecker it looks like someone's.... Hotdog!!! Get your hotdogs!! Oh, wait. That looks just like a giant.... Johnson! Ahmed what are you talking about? My lord that looks like a giant...
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