Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jul 3, 2019 6:39:39 GMT -5
You know what to do!
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Post by realist on Jul 3, 2019 6:44:38 GMT -5
The current story is already there.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 3, 2019 6:48:56 GMT -5
Becky...
You are the father.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 3, 2019 7:02:50 GMT -5
Somehow incorporate this into a "Mike's manhood on a pole" match.
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thechase
King Koopa
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Post by thechase on Jul 3, 2019 7:44:28 GMT -5
Mike impregnates the man...Seth Rollins
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 3, 2019 7:53:33 GMT -5
Seth impregnanted Maria. Then it turns out Mike impregnanted Becky too.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jul 3, 2019 7:54:45 GMT -5
becky catches seth with maria while she is cheating on him with mike and discovers that seth is the father of maria's baby and mike is pregnant with becky's baby as he runs around asking everyone how that is possible. this leads to becky vs maria bra and panties match where the winner doesn't have to keep mike. both strip on their own in under 5 seconds and the match is declared a draw, leading to seth coming in to restart the match as a shark cage match where he and mike and held in separate shark cages above the ring and the women have to unlock the cage of the man they want into order to win. after thirty of minutes of maria and becky trying to open seth's cage, mike's cage accidently opens and he falls out onto the ground.
mike then starts crying that he thinks he's lost the baby and becky comes running over to help him deal with his loss before maria interrupts yelling at mike that not only was he not man enough to impregnate her, but he can't even carry becky's baby to term either. becky proceeds to slap the stupid off of mike's head before maria stops her saying they they both deserve better than these two. becky agrees and tells her that she'll be maria's Man and they run off to torrie and dawn marie's hotel room for some HLA.
meanwhile seth is still in the shark cage above the ring begging for someone to let him out of the cage. mike gets run over by the people chasing r-truth for the 24/7 title (oh he'll have it back by then) and gets dumped out of the ring, where he crawls under the ring and is never seen again. maria and becky agree to get married live on RAW only to have charlotte interrupt because becky can't go more than a few weeks without a tall blond trying to steal her thunder and tries to WOOOOO! maria away. maria refuses and claims to be true to becky. becky gets up in charlotte's face SWERVE! only to get attacked by maria from behind! maria grabs the mic and announces she can only marry her one true love in the end... Matt Taven! who makes his debut from RoH to a thunderous sound of crickets.
becky/charlotte brawl to the back while maria and taven celebrate together in the ring when mike suddenly returns charges back in to confront taven who tells him, mike may have run the kingdom but matt taven ran with his queen and they brawl to the back. camera finally pans up where a dehydrated, nearly skeletal seth is still in the shark cage swaying slightly back and forth begging for water and for anyone to let him out of here. someone finally lowers the cage to the ring and paul heymen comes out with the key to let seth out. only for brock's music to hit and he cashes in the MITB contract on seth and becomes universal champion once more!
the end
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2019 7:58:31 GMT -5
Maria gives birth to a hand.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 3, 2019 8:03:24 GMT -5
Seth impregnanted Maria. Then it turns out Mike impregnanted Becky too. OP said Russo, not Bischoff
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jul 3, 2019 8:15:13 GMT -5
ok bro, time traveling ninja's kidnapped both becky and mike and swapped them over on the night of conception, bro this leads to months... weeks of whose the father where the paternity test results are only to be found out by winning a paternity test results on a pole match. mike wins but before he can read the results maria kicks him in the dick and then beats him down, becky beats down seth at the same time for no raisins as he'd said she could have some after the match bro, because seth has brainwashed becky into no longer liking quinoa as it's the source of her wrestling skills leading her to insulting the fans for fourty minutes on and off during the show, then in the main event bro, I swear on my kids life it'll work the marks, the smarks and work all the boys in the back... maria tricks becky into eating quinoa as seth is defending a championship in the ring, bro.. becky storms the ring, beats down seth and pins him to win the belt.
they'll never see it coming bro, now where's my cheque for writing the best segments of a show?
my head hurts
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Post by government mule on Jul 3, 2019 9:02:22 GMT -5
HLA...HLA....HLA
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jul 3, 2019 9:08:37 GMT -5
All four end up pregnant....
By Chad Gable!
(...bro...)
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 3, 2019 10:54:01 GMT -5
I don't know how but somehow Maria ends up getting Seth pregnant.
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jul 3, 2019 12:55:06 GMT -5
Maria defeats Seth in a Paternity Test on a Pole Match. Her unborn child is awarded the Universal Title
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2019 13:14:09 GMT -5
Mike fights Maria's proxy Mojo Rawley for custody in a no disqualification match.
Mojo loses via disqualification.
Maria says she's not really pregnant and wallops Mike with the fake baby bump.
Mojo dumps her cause he's got a pregnancy fetish and she doesn't do it for him anymore.
Mojo debuts his pregnant chick thriller character the next week.
"If you got a bun in the oven, come see Mojo for some lovin'!"
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Jul 3, 2019 13:18:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2019 13:19:13 GMT -5
Maria is pregnant Seth was the surrogate Becky cheated on Seth with Mike and now she is pregnant All of this ends up being about a money laundering scheme because Seth lost all their money in his coffee shop investment Turns out Mike did not impregnate Becky because he is sterile ...it was actually Maria's father who impregnanted her because Maria hooked them up
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Post by sportatorium on Jul 3, 2019 20:18:42 GMT -5
Somehow both are cheating with the other couple and the faces become heels and vice versa in a something on a pole match. One of the new faces turn back heel and claim they are a new faction which is out to run WWE. They tease tension in their first promo and somehow Baron. Or in becomes babyface champion and is willing to adopt all the babies from the impregnated women.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 4, 2019 13:00:58 GMT -5
Something something "I got a dirty Sanchez and I'm the edgiest of the edgelords bro!"
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Post by bearned on Jul 4, 2019 15:19:19 GMT -5
They go along with Becky being the father and when the baby is born it’s clearly Seth’s - with long hair, beard and instead of crying it does his heel cackle laugh.
Bro.
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