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Post by honsou on Aug 7, 2019 0:48:16 GMT -5
Can someone please explain to me what Taven's actual wrestling gimmick is? Its now "worst t-shirt designer"
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Aug 7, 2019 12:30:25 GMT -5
Can someone please explain to me what Taven's actual wrestling gimmick is? His gimmick is pretty much a cocky, dirtbag of a human being who fancies himself a King because he heads the Kingdom faction, where he ascended from lower on the totem pole than Mike Kanellis to leader of the faction alongside a guy with a creepy balloon fetish, and dollar store Hangman Page. At one point, they were making accusations towards RoH management that they were victims of a Conspiracy to keep them out of the main event scene. Then one day, he got himself an even shittier haircut, got a fake purple strapped RoH title, and declared himself the real RoH champion. Then he won the actual title in Madison Square Taven, and has deluded himself into being an even bigger pervert than before along the way. What doesn't make sense to me with his shirt designs is his on screen gimmick isn't really sexual. If you only know him from these shirt designs you'd think he was a Val Venis or Joey Ryan type character when it's really everything mentioned in this previous post. Cocky, arrogant douche bag that's the king of his own stable. Did I mention Taven is the only member of the original Kingdom faction not signed to WWE currently? Mike and Maria Kanellis and Adam Cole being the other original Kingdom members. And ROH said to themselves, you know who we should put our world title on? The only Kingdom member WWE didn't want! 2019 ROH everyone. 🤬🤬🤬🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Post by Dub H on Aug 7, 2019 12:37:29 GMT -5
Can someone please explain to me what Taven's actual wrestling gimmick is? And who said it was a good idea to call yourself a "Sexual" Taven? It makes you sound like the biggest tryhard virgin ever.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 7, 2019 12:39:23 GMT -5
I suppose it runs in the family. I thought this was worst shirts not things I need in my wardrobe immediately
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Post by Dub H on Aug 7, 2019 12:42:30 GMT -5
Can someone explain to me why Raven is telling me to eat ass?
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Aug 7, 2019 13:41:48 GMT -5
Can someone explain to me why Raven is telling me to eat ass? Because it's a vital part to a balanced diet?
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Aug 7, 2019 14:20:58 GMT -5
Can someone explain to me why Raven is telling me to eat ass? He heard a Kevin Gates mixtape on Spotify.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 7, 2019 17:00:39 GMT -5
Can someone explain to me why Raven is telling me to eat ass? Well... Tietam Brown's (Foley novel) "wiggle it around like a worm" lesson was adapted from a Raven story. So. Yeah.
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 7, 2019 19:43:58 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Aug 7, 2019 22:13:38 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it. Matt Taven is the King Midas of being a cornball
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 8, 2019 8:59:08 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it. That confirms it, physical media deserves to die just for this alone
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 8, 2019 10:57:18 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it. That confirms it, physical media deserves to die just for this alone I think when RD Reynolds inducts Ring of Honors current run into his hallowed halls that should be the thumbnail on the main page
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Post by edtheripper on Aug 8, 2019 11:43:44 GMT -5
This was Sexual Taven, in a nutshell...
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 9, 2019 0:26:05 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it. No way anyone that isn’t blood related to Taven buys this
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 9, 2019 0:36:47 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it. No way anyone that isn’t blood related to Taven buys this Matt Taven, Matt Tavens mom and a random user named "Tatt Maven". Maybe some of the guys in matches that don't have DVDs of their own as well?
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Post by deadzeppelin on Aug 9, 2019 2:51:55 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it. All my Brain can see is MUM MATT TAVEN KINGDOM
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 9, 2019 3:01:54 GMT -5
No way anyone that isn’t blood related to Taven buys this Matt Taven, Matt Tavens mom and a random user named "Tatt Maven". Maybe some of the guys in matches that don't have DVDs of their own as well? I don't even think Vinny and TKO want a copy.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2019 3:04:25 GMT -5
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 9, 2019 6:03:51 GMT -5
Not a shirt, but to show that Matt Tavens bad merch goes beyond shirts here’s his new DVD that Ring of Honor just put out: Bad titles are abundant, but did it have to be ”IIIII’m”? I think one “I” would have gotten the point across just fine to the three people who’d buy it. No way anyone that isn’t blood related to Taven buys this Guy #1: Isn’t that your brother? You should buy this! Guy #2: Brother-in-law! IN-LAW!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2019 23:14:09 GMT -5
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