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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Oct 12, 2019 12:00:54 GMT -5
So I heard you wanted more naked Hornswoggle? I don’t hate Ryder and Hawkins’ podcast but holy shit. Their merchandise is absolutely horrendous
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2019 18:16:19 GMT -5
Did you miss your chance to buy that CM Punk SMB3 shirt? Don't worry, a more than suitable replacement has arrived.
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Post by nate5054 on Oct 14, 2019 21:11:26 GMT -5
This thread is hilarious. I don't even know who Matt Taven is but his shirts are cracking me up. Same. His shirts are beyond awful, yetI know who he is now.
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Post by nate5054 on Oct 14, 2019 21:12:23 GMT -5
Did you miss your chance to buy that CM Punk SMB3 shirt? Don't worry, a more than suitable replacement has arrived. I would get fired, divorced, and disowned on the same day if I wore that monstrosity.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Oct 15, 2019 7:43:22 GMT -5
Just scrolled down a few sections of new arrivals. Ordered 27 of these.
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Post by HMARK Center on Oct 16, 2019 10:36:10 GMT -5
Did you miss your chance to buy that CM Punk SMB3 shirt? Don't worry, a more than suitable replacement has arrived. Pardon me, sir, but this is the "bad PWTees shirts" thread, not the "Most Glorious Thing Ever Produced By Man or Machine" thread.
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 16, 2019 15:55:25 GMT -5
Did you miss your chance to buy that CM Punk SMB3 shirt? Don't worry, a more than suitable replacement has arrived. Would have been even better if the shirt were SMB1-inspired. Matt "Toad" Jackson:"Thank you Joey! But the blonde girl is in another promotion!"
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Oct 16, 2019 16:00:07 GMT -5
While I find the idea amusing, I mean, they changed the name twice, it has changed ownership at least twice, and just about anyone from its inception is gone. The company did basically die, it just came back as a decently competent revenant. What if the ship of theseus was a wrestling promotion.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 16, 2019 16:02:20 GMT -5
While I find the idea amusing, I mean, they changed the name twice, it has changed ownership at least twice, and just about anyone from its inception is gone. The company did basically die, it just came back as a decently competent revenant. What if the ship of theseus was a wrestling promotion. Exactly, that is exactly it.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Oct 16, 2019 21:26:28 GMT -5
Just scrolled down a few sections of new arrivals. Ordered 27 of these. Odd shirt for the Warlord. I don’t even know what his finisher was.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Oct 20, 2019 20:44:26 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2019 20:46:44 GMT -5
Honestly my biggest grievance is that the text is too dark. It's hard to read it against the shirt.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 20, 2019 21:58:45 GMT -5
On the note of the Joey Ryan t-shirts, I will share a little anecdote regarding those shirts. So, the first day of Starrcast II in Las Vegas happened while other groups were still using portions of the convention space at Caesar's Palace, so you had through the hallways adjacent to their rooms to get to the wrestling stuff. One of the groups still in house was Sephora, which is a company that does cosmetics and makeup. One of the inaugural events of Starrcast was a screening of Joey Ryan's documentary. So imagine the looks from the Sephora executives at the wrestling fans walking through the convention hallways dressed in Undertaker parody shirts that say "REST IN PENIS," of which there quite a few since a lot of them were coming for the Joey Ryan movie.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2019 22:05:34 GMT -5
Gather 'round, gather 'round, the day has come once again, we have a new Matt Taven shirt. God help us. Actually this is perfectly fine. I'm super disappointed.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 20, 2019 22:11:24 GMT -5
Gather 'round, gather 'round, the day has come once again, we have a new Matt Taven shirt. God help us. Actually this is perfectly fine. I'm super disappointed. Also in white. So, who kidnapped Matt Taven and made him submit a t-shirt design that isn't a shitty parody or makes him out to be a giant pervert?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 20, 2019 22:14:09 GMT -5
Did you miss your chance to buy that CM Punk SMB3 shirt? Don't worry, a more than suitable replacement has arrived. Not the biggest fan of the dude but this shirt is sweet.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 20, 2019 23:13:55 GMT -5
Gather 'round, gather 'round, the day has come once again, we have a new Matt Taven shirt. God help us. Actually this is perfectly fine. I'm super disappointed. Also in white. So, who kidnapped Matt Taven and made him submit a t-shirt design that isn't a shitty parody or makes him out to be a giant pervert? Not sure which color I like better, but yeah, this is genuinely pretty solid.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Oct 20, 2019 23:14:43 GMT -5
Gather 'round, gather 'round, the day has come once again, we have a new Matt Taven shirt. God help us. Actually this is perfectly fine. I'm super disappointed. Wait, I can... actually tell what he was going for here? WHAT HERESY IS THIS!?
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Oct 21, 2019 21:30:57 GMT -5
Gather 'round, gather 'round, the day has come once again, we have a new Matt Taven shirt. God help us. Actually this is perfectly fine. I'm super disappointed. Also in white. So, who kidnapped Matt Taven and made him submit a t-shirt design that isn't a shitty parody or makes him out to be a giant pervert? Oh f*** he's going to do the Nevermind cover next isn't he
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 22, 2019 0:19:13 GMT -5
Gather 'round, gather 'round, the day has come once again, we have a new Matt Taven shirt. God help us. Actually this is perfectly fine. I'm super disappointed. ... I mean at least this one is actually a Matt Taven shirt...
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