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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jul 18, 2019 19:59:43 GMT -5
But what better way to wrap this post up than with a real Studd Muffin? OMG, I totally want this shirt. This is me nowadays.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 19, 2019 2:06:41 GMT -5
If this wasn't white, I'd consider actually buying it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2019 10:04:22 GMT -5
This one isn't even an interesting kind of bad, it's just really lazy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2019 18:14:43 GMT -5
So apparently there are more of these. Also this terrifying thing.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 19, 2019 23:21:32 GMT -5
Shit, it's been too long since we've dragged a Matt Taven related atrocity. I do not want to think about your KREAM, Vinny.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2019 16:05:33 GMT -5
Shit, it's been too long since we've dragged a Matt Taven related atrocity. I do not want to think about your KREAM, Vinny. I just can't with that varying text size. It's genuinely unpleasant to look at. Not to mention that the actual phrasing sounds like it's an overly literal translation from Chinese or something.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 21, 2019 4:54:32 GMT -5
In the Best PWTees shirt thread, I posted what I felt was one of Kenny's good parody tees, a Mega Man inspired design taken from his WrestleKingdom 12 entrance. Before that, he had this atrocity on sale, and it's how not to do a parody shirt. Mega Man Kenny looks like he's a naked pornstar with the chainsaw being a euphemism for his dick. And this is just unimaginative. It takes more than downloading a free Legend of Zelda font to make a cool looking Zelda style shirt. Most Zelda game logos incorporate aspects of the games into the logo to add more color to the design, and the Omega symbol here instead makes the design that much more bland.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2019 13:48:21 GMT -5
It isn't really helping that the symbol is overly wide so it looks a lot more like a horseshoe.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 22, 2019 17:56:38 GMT -5
Vortex Club > Allure. Then again, a lot of things are better than the 50,000 Beautiful People rehashes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2019 18:10:52 GMT -5
Vortex Club > Allure. Then again, a lot of things are better than the 50,000 Beautiful People rehashes. I have also played Life is Strange. Edit: And see you beat me to the same joke, overlooked that.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 23, 2019 3:48:30 GMT -5
What an inexplicable combination, made worse by the fact that it's called "Kingdom Harts" on the site (and I will appreciate bad puns any day), but they just print "Hart Foundation" on the shirt, which kills any charm it could have.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2019 8:48:02 GMT -5
I'm looking for a shirt that will get me shot by government agents, have anything?
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Post by honsou on Jul 26, 2019 1:32:20 GMT -5
I'm looking for a shirt that will get me shot by government agents, have anything? This is a bad shirt but someone needs to make this Contra parody game asap
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 26, 2019 1:39:27 GMT -5
I wonder if Contra Unit getting a Contra parody shirt would be too blatant for PWTees.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2019 0:52:46 GMT -5
Hey, you know that random Alexa Bliss Starbucks shirt? Let's make it make less sense!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 27, 2019 1:52:59 GMT -5
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Post by nate5054 on Jul 27, 2019 14:20:17 GMT -5
Also this terrifying thing. I love this thread so much... I've been laughing hysterically at this abomination and four year old son keeps going "what are you laughing at" and I'm afraid to show him.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 27, 2019 14:24:20 GMT -5
Also this terrifying thing. I love this thread so much... I've been laughing hysterically at this abomination and four year old son keeps going "what are you laughing at" and I'm afraid to show him. are you worried he'd want the shirt?
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Jul 27, 2019 14:37:22 GMT -5
Also this terrifying thing. When someone asks me what Birdman was about
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jul 28, 2019 16:15:17 GMT -5
I wanna buy the confused bird Crimson shirt and literally never explain it no matter how many times I get asked.
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