300,000 people sign up to Naruto run at Area 51

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www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

Obviously a joke on the whole but I guarantee there are going to be idiots who actually try this.

[Push R Truth]

This feels like it's going to be 250 members of the press and their staff watching ten idiots get arrested a dozen feet from where they crossed the fence

[Dub H]

The Attack of The Weebs.

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How boring...

Should do something like this run instead:

[Prince Petty]

Some people are going to get shot for trying to attack a US military installation? Seems smart.

[Tenshigure]

Jul 12, 2019 7:19:15 GMT -5 Prince Petty said:

Some people are going to get shot for trying to attack a US military installation? Seems smart.

Any of the loons who are taking it as a serious challenge are in for a rude awakening when they discover they've been put on the US Terrorism Watchlist and unable to fly for the rest of their lives.

I'm anticipating the group itself announcing a cancellation of some sort to seal the tongue-in-cheek of it all, but there's still going to at least a handful who legit try because the thought was put in their heads.

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Jul 12, 2019 7:45:16 GMT -5 Tenshigure said:

Jul 12, 2019 7:19:15 GMT -5 Prince Petty said:

Some people are going to get shot for trying to attack a US military installation? Seems smart.

Any of the loons who are taking it as a serious challenge are in for a rude awakening when they discover they've been put on the US Terrorism Watchlist and unable to fly for the rest of their lives.

I'm anticipating the group itself announcing a cancellation of some sort to seal the tongue-in-cheek of it all, but there's still going to at least a handful who legit try because the thought was put in their heads.

Pretty much. I'm sure most people signing up for this intend it as a joke and it's going to be 'cancelled' to cement that, but this many people, some of them are probably still going to show up.

[hassanchop]

It will be an extended version of this:



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[Spider2024]

Seriously, what do they expect to see there? Tupac playing a copy of E.T. for the Atari 2600? (He first beat the game in '94.)

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Jul 13, 2019 19:24:31 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Seriously, what do they expect to see there? Tupac playing a copy of E.T. for the Atari 2600? (He first beat the game in '94.)

He played that game to cope with the stress of half the people voting for George W. Thought it couldn't be true, cause George W. is a snitch.




You know, George W. Smith, ran for city council in Oakland back in 93. You might not have heard about him.

[Vampiro138]

As somebody who plays in local bands, the event may say 300,000 people are going, but realistically probably actually 5 show up...

[hassanchop]

I just thought, if they're going to storm this place that means running around the desert. Isn't there a good chance the heat and running will wear them out to exhaustion, dehydration etc? Or worse they start seeing mirages?

[Eunös ✈]

I'd hate to be the guy that has to clear up the bullet infested corpses.

[ToyfareMark]

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Jul 12, 2019 7:45:16 GMT -5 Tenshigure said:

Jul 12, 2019 7:19:15 GMT -5 Prince Petty said:

Some people are going to get shot for trying to attack a US military installation? Seems smart.

Any of the loons who are taking it as a serious challenge are in for a rude awakening when they discover they've been put on the US Terrorism Watchlist and unable to fly for the rest of their lives.

Not even that. Somebody tried it in January, and since military base security doesn't f*** around, that guy left in a body bag.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Cowards. Do it nude and run like titans.

[Phil Parent]

If 300,000 people that are obviously non-threatening and acting on a meme would show up and charge the gate, I'm thinking you'd be more likely to see water cannons and those high-pitched sound things than you'd be to seeing a platoon shoot into the sea of people with M-16s.

That wouldn't be a good look, frankly. You know the jackoffs aren't there to destroy the base or kill anybody. And they announced their stunt well in advance.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Yeah, is there any way this wouldn't with somebody shot? Like, goverment agencies don't f*** around. At all at all. Even if they know it's PROBABLY a joke, they have to take every potential threat serious on the off-chance it actually is because thanks to Murphy's Law, that would be the one f***ing day that an actual attack happens. If they see your monkey ass running in the distance, you wouldn't make it far enough to explain you were joking.

[Dr. T is an alien]

Jul 12, 2019 7:19:15 GMT -5 Prince Petty said:

Some people are going to get shot for trying to attack a US military installation? Seems smart.

My favorite thing that I saw on this topic was something to this effect:


Idiot: We are going to the Area 51 Naruto Run!

Time Traveler: Oh, is this the year of the Area 51 Massacre?

Idiot: Wait, what?

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Area 51 used to have a sign that pretty much said you will be shot on site that has long been removed.

The guy that got shot...did not enter Area 51 he entered another area that was a nuclear testing site as alot of people have entered area 51 and most just leave after getting a ticket.

but the funny thing about this besides people taking this seriously is that the location the guy put out is about a good 40miles on the opposite side of area 51 lol so those people are gonna be running a good 4 or so hours before actually reaching the base.