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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 24, 2019 22:27:46 GMT -5
Dufresne, party of two.....
Bush, party of three...
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 24, 2019 23:07:16 GMT -5
An escalator can never break down, it can only become stairs.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jul 24, 2019 23:08:27 GMT -5
Ducks eat free at Subway
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jul 24, 2019 23:12:06 GMT -5
I wanna be a NASCAR passenger! Some guy who just sits in the passenger seat and annoys the driver.
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Post by DSR on Jul 24, 2019 23:14:32 GMT -5
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit...unless you are a table.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 24, 2019 23:33:35 GMT -5
Dufresne, party of two..... Bush, party of three... How can you eat at a time like this? People are missing. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 25, 2019 0:40:11 GMT -5
Dufresne, party of two..... Bush, party of three... How can you eat at a time like this? People are missing.Bush, search party of 3! |
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Samurai Cop
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Post by cosmo on Jul 25, 2019 1:12:23 GMT -5
I think Bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 25, 2019 4:27:36 GMT -5
I used to do drugs.
I still do.
But I used to too.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jul 25, 2019 4:33:29 GMT -5
*sigh*
I miss Mitch and Greg. Giraldo going in on hecklers are some of my "cheer up" videos I watch on YouTube.
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Post by The Barber on Jul 25, 2019 5:09:48 GMT -5
CARTWRIGHT!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 25, 2019 7:55:02 GMT -5
I wanna be a NASCAR passenger! Some guy who just sits in the passenger seat and annoys the driver. Man, you really like Tide! |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 25, 2019 8:50:35 GMT -5
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jul 25, 2019 9:00:03 GMT -5
I walked past a dry cleaner at 3AM, and there was a sign on the door that said, “sorry, we’re closed.” You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3AM and you’re a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 25, 2019 10:41:18 GMT -5
How can you eat at a time like this? People are missing.Bush, search party of 3! You can eat when you've found the Dufresnes! |
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Jul 25, 2019 11:54:53 GMT -5
I bought a Donut. There is no reason for ink and paper to be involved in this!
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cosmo
Samurai Cop
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Post by cosmo on Jul 25, 2019 11:55:52 GMT -5
I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too.
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