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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 5, 2019 5:29:38 GMT -5
...PREG-NANT CHAM-PI-OOON! TONIGHT, Raw is in the PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh, as the WWE Universe is still abuzz over the truly historic (or should we say, HERSTORIC) 24/7 title change from last week. Maria Kanellis became the very first expectant mother to win an official WWE title after "pinning" her husband Mike (...a few months ago, and then "pinning" him again in an official 24/7 match to claim the belt.  ) Can anyone stop her? Can anyone even muster the guts to try to stop her? Or will everyone be too afraid of being called a 'mom-shamer' by SJWs on social media? In other Raw stuff: - Just 6 days from Summerslam 2019, and Raw's main event world title match is in jeopardy as #1 Contender Seth Rollins is still reeling from Universal Champion Brock Lesnar completely destroying him last week. Will he be in any form tonight, or even on Sunday for his scheduled match? - Controversy surrounds Roman Reigns, as a heavy metal structure nearly landed on him 6 days ago on SDL by accident. Or was it an accident? Reports are that there was a forklift involved that rammed into the structure by accident. Or was it an accident? - Becky Lynch and Natalya have been getting very heated leading up to their Women's Title match this Sunday at Summerslam. Can Natalya get any upper hand before challenging for her belt in her home land? - Gone are the days of AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson being called whatever names they were given. They now consider themselves The O.C. (a.k.a. the Original Club), and all 3 of them will be taking championship belts into Summerslam where at the very least AJ Styles will defend his, against Ricochet. All this and more, TONIGHT on MONDAY NIGHT RAW! |
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 5, 2019 5:40:24 GMT -5
Someone could just put Maria in an armbar, she submits without her unborn baby being affected.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 8:37:19 GMT -5
Someone could just put Maria in an armbar, she submits without her unborn baby being affected. Hmmmm.. Raw is about twenty minutes away from me tonight. Do they still dress like referees at Foot Locker? Happy birthday @dax! |
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Post by Dub H on Aug 5, 2019 8:42:40 GMT -5
Someone could just put Maria in an armbar, she submits without her unborn baby being affected. Just attack each finger until she taps out |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 9:49:23 GMT -5
It's a go-home show, so I'm going to make a bold prediction that virtually nothing will happen tonight.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 5, 2019 9:53:50 GMT -5
Nothing's happening tonight.
Maybe they're saving it all for SummerSlam. But I'm starting to think they just gave up.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 5, 2019 9:58:43 GMT -5
Wait, SummerSlam is 6 days away?
Motherf***er, sure doesn't feel like it. Great build to the "biggest event of the summer", WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 11:12:33 GMT -5
It's a go-home show, so I'm going to make a bold prediction that virtually nothing will happen tonight. The main event will be Braun squashing two jobbers 'cause why the hell not? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 11:42:52 GMT -5
It's a go-home show, so I'm going to make a bold prediction that virtually nothing will happen tonight. The main event will be Braun squashing two jobbers 'cause why the hell not? Strowman vs. Colin Delaney and Samoa Joe. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 14:23:40 GMT -5
The main event will be Braun squashing two jobbers 'cause why the hell not? Strowman vs. Colin Delaney and Samoa Joe. That's an unfair thing to compare Colin Delaney to. At least they had the balls to admit Colin lost a lot. |
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 5, 2019 14:54:45 GMT -5
Just announced... Natalya & Trish Stratus vs. THE REUNITED HORSEWOMEN of Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair. Somehow I doubt that team will get along all that well.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Aug 5, 2019 15:14:03 GMT -5
Dunno why but I had the hunch theyβd try to include Becky into the Brock/Seth shenanigans to get some last minute last ditch effort sympathy for Seth, but hopefully, maybe not.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 15:17:39 GMT -5
Just announced... Natalya & Trish Stratus vs. THE REUNITED HORSEWOMEN of Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair. Somehow I doubt that team will get along all that well. I'd ask, "Why not Becky and Trish vs. Natalya and Charlotte?" But it's for the best if Becky and Charlotte don't wrestle each other again for a very long time. And I GUESS it sorta makes sense since they're most likely going to have Becky work heel at SummerSlam. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 15:28:47 GMT -5
Yep, they're already setting up the Becky/Charlotte WM stuff by this tag team it seems. They're definitely not getting along.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 5, 2019 15:40:34 GMT -5
Just announced... Natalya & Trish Stratus vs. THE REUNITED HORSEWOMEN of Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair. Somehow I doubt that team will get along all that well. I'd ask, "Why not Becky and Trish vs. Natalya and Charlotte?" But it's for the best if Becky and Charlotte don't wrestle each other again for a very long time. And I GUESS it sorta makes sense since they're most likely going to have Becky work heel at SummerSlam. Clearly it's 'Mericans vs Canadians! Even though Becky's not American. Shut up. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 15:55:51 GMT -5
I'd ask, "Why not Becky and Trish vs. Natalya and Charlotte?" But it's for the best if Becky and Charlotte don't wrestle each other again for a very long time. And I GUESS it sorta makes sense since they're most likely going to have Becky work heel at SummerSlam. Clearly it's 'Mericans vs Canadians! Even though Becky's not American.Shut up. I mean...  |
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 5, 2019 16:08:15 GMT -5
Added to RAW...
*Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade
*FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM TITLES: The IIconics (c) vs. Fire And Desire vs. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross vs. The Kabuki Warriors
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Post by freeze Austin on Aug 5, 2019 16:15:19 GMT -5
-Brock and Heyman challenge Seth, he doesn't show, Heyman will name replacement at end of tonight
-Far too long multi-man match maybe setting up something for SummerSlam
-Detective Romanchu is here and he's ready to solve the case
-Joe says "It wasn't me, bitch, I'd a nuked you to your face so hard your momma woulda trembled!" (gets speared)
-Buddy Murphy says "Not me, mate! Crikey, I can't have a match and story! I gotta put me shrimp on da barbie another six months!"
-Deranged environmentalist fork lift driver revealed because reasons
-Big Dog spears Rowan, stares down Bryan
-Maria humiliates Mike backstage
-Creepy Wyatt stuff
-Ziggler/Miz/YOU'RE FACING GOLDBERG segment (might be on Smackdown)
-Maria humiliates Mike in-ring
-20 minute womens match/segment
-Truth humiliates Maverick somewhere random
-AJ/Ricochet segment with last laugh getter losing at SummerSlam
-Brock and Heyman show back up to name new opponent
-Defiant Rollins emerges, assaults Brock, BAH GAWD he's healthy enough!
There, now you don't have to watch Raw.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 16:17:13 GMT -5
Added to RAW... *Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade *FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM TITLES: The IIconics (c) vs. Fire And Desire vs. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross vs. The Kabuki Warriors Mandy Night Raw! |
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Post by mistery on Aug 5, 2019 16:36:27 GMT -5
Apparently WWE's Facebook is advertising that women's tag title match as an elimination match. Going to be real bad seeing the Kabuki Warriors get pinned clean by Alexa/Nikki.
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) Can anyone stop her? Can anyone even muster the guts to try to stop her? Or will everyone be too afraid of being called a 'mom-shamer' by SJWs on social media? 
