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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 12, 2019 20:02:54 GMT -5
“I spoke to ________ earlier, and he/she told me _______”
No you didn’t. Shut up. Big fat liars.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2019 20:03:47 GMT -5
Listen, I’m not here to make friends.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 12, 2019 20:04:52 GMT -5
"CAN HE KEEP THE MOMENTUM UP AS RAW ROLLS ON LIVE!"
/commercial break/
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Aug 12, 2019 20:09:18 GMT -5
Rey in the ring: "Come on!"
Cole: "Rey saying Come on!"
I've heard it three times tonight
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krozor
Don Corleone
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Post by krozor on Aug 12, 2019 20:09:56 GMT -5
“I spoke to ________ earlier, and he/she told me _______” No you didn’t. Shut up. Big fat liars. This should be a heel commentator's gimmick - pretending they did all this research and got these interviews with the WWE superstars, but it slowly comes out that they're just making all of it up just to justify their place on the commentary team. And after they get called out for it, they start doing it maliciously. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2019 20:11:11 GMT -5
The "Owen voice" sucking every bit of hype out of every single time the WWE does anything that should be an exciting moment.
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Aug 12, 2019 20:30:48 GMT -5
One of these days, the people they talk to are going to have something interesting to say.
"I talked to Drew McIntyre earlier today, and he told me 'Listen, I woke up this morning in somebodies barn wearing a saddle with spur marks on my thighs. The farmer's wife assured me that nothing untoward happened but I'm skeptical. As for tonight, I'm going to beat Cedric Alexander and put myself in contention for a championship opportunity.'"
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Aug 12, 2019 20:32:19 GMT -5
"Gingerly"
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Aug 13, 2019 1:06:37 GMT -5
THE NUMBERS GAME!!!
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 13, 2019 1:26:11 GMT -5
They're making a statement/sending a message!!!
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 13, 2019 1:38:37 GMT -5
Nothing’s worse then when him and his bratty little sister Renee start arguing.
I’m just waiting for one of them to yell out ”MOOOOOOMMMMMM”
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Post by DSR on Aug 13, 2019 1:41:08 GMT -5
*regular voice* Lighter wrestler *groaning* STRUGGLING *regular voice* to lift up heavier wrestler.
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beastboy
Trap-Jaw
Same Warrior channel!!!!
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Post by beastboy on Aug 13, 2019 4:30:58 GMT -5
_______ is thinking "What do I have to do to beat this guy?"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 13, 2019 5:31:28 GMT -5
" _____ is here and they are putting the ______ Division on notice!"
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Post by Thunderbolt on Aug 13, 2019 8:03:46 GMT -5
I would dislike all the posts in this thread if I could because I hate the WWE commentator tropes so much. These posts are all so, so accurate and so, so horrible.
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Post by sunnytaker on Aug 13, 2019 10:56:57 GMT -5
"that should put him away, here's the count 1,2, NO he kicked out" (wrestler now begins to actually kick out of the pin)
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Aug 13, 2019 11:06:52 GMT -5
"OH MY! IS IT? COULD IT BE? IT IS!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"
"HERE COMES THE BIG DOG / IT'S BOSS TIME!"
Fake laughing, obvious buzzwords, everything sounding unnatural.
Basically, Michael Cole
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A damn road sign
Samurai Cop
"What the hell am I? A school crossing?"
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Post by A damn road sign on Aug 13, 2019 11:08:47 GMT -5
*regular voice* Lighter wrestler *groaning* STRUGGLING *regular voice* to lift up heavier wrestler. I f***ing HATE this one, Jerry Lawler was the absolute worst for it. |
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 13, 2019 11:53:55 GMT -5
"Knocked off"
"Did you HEAR that?!"
"You're watching the longest-running episodic television show in history!"
"As Raw rolls on!"
"I've never seen X manhandled like this before!"
"OH MY?! COULD IT BE?!"
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Aug 13, 2019 12:18:47 GMT -5
VINCE TO COLE: What a maneuver!
*Cole silence*
VINCE TO COLE: Say it!
COLE: What a... maneuver.
VINCE TO COLE: Say it like you said it, jackass!
COLE: ...What a vintage maneuver.
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