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Post by crashmatsbazz on Sept 13, 2019 3:48:57 GMT -5
I want notes, lists and answers by the time I finish this here Juicy-a-Box! WARNING: I am Thirst-ay! And it is Fruit Punch! And it is Delicious!
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Sept 13, 2019 3:57:49 GMT -5
Col. Gathers: "Ohh, that poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing." Brock: "Right? Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad." Col. Gathers: "Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad." Brock: "Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra." Col. Gathers: "Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball—just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!" Brock: "It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest." Col. Gathers: "I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."
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Post by The Barber on Sept 13, 2019 5:07:18 GMT -5
The Monarch: You're probably wondering why you're here. YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE F****D UP TOO MANY TIMES! You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2019 8:04:50 GMT -5
Apologies for breaking the text replies with the video, but it's a visual that makes me laugh hard and the nuance of the background voices won't work as well any other way.
And really, it's the funeral music that made me laugh most.
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Post by dav on Sept 13, 2019 8:24:47 GMT -5
Red Death: Oh, you're up. Goody. We can start your history lesson. Long before there were loudmouth buff guys in spandex, there was the gentleman villain. His favourite sinister act was this: tying someone to a train track. It's simple, inexpensive, personal and deadly, but it gives you a little hope - maybe you'll escape. [Blind Rage's muffled screams interrupt] Lesson's NOT over, sonny! *sighs* Now, the gentleman villain had these old school time-bombs, three sticks of dynamite wired to an alarm clock. And what was so poetic about that is that they ticked. You could hear them - tick tick tick. Nowadays they're just digital - no sound, no peril.
[The sound of an approaching train is heard, getting closer]
Red Death: Oh, ohoho, do you hear that? There's the ticking. The train is coming! Is it on this track? Tick tick tick. Maybe it's on the other track! Tick tick tick! *cackles maniacally* Not bad for an old man, huh? I'm gonna get going, let you try to escape. And if you do, tell the Peril Partnership that the Guild isn't scared of bugs. If you don't, eh, sorry.
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Post by Chiral on Sept 13, 2019 9:13:24 GMT -5
"What the hell is this? It looks like a spare Monarchmobile." "I can't believe this! We could've been tooling around in that sweet ride for the last year instead of my crappy Stanza." "Speaking of, check this out." "Oh! My Stanza! Doug's gonna kill me." "Who the hell is Doug?" "My daaaad. I never finished paying him for this."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 13, 2019 16:35:21 GMT -5
One of my favorite exchanges in the whole series.
Henchman 24: What the hell are you doing? Dermott: I'm givin' you my earth germs! *cough, cough* I'm gonna kill you with my cold. *cough* Die, alien! Henchman 24: I'm not an alien, dillweed. I'm a henchman! And you're not a Venture Brother. Who the hell are you? Dermott: I'm Hank's friend. Henchman 24: Yeah, I doubt that. Dermott: Would you believe I'm... Brock Samson's long lost son? Henchman 24: If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you this easily. Dermott: I couldn't run because ...I had a lighter up my ass. Henchman 24: Ok, NOW I believe you're Hank's friend.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Sept 13, 2019 21:15:29 GMT -5
you know what I think? f*** YOU!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2019 23:26:35 GMT -5
Red Death: Oh, you're up. Goody. We can start your history lesson. Long before there were loudmouth buff guys in spandex, there was the gentleman villain. His favourite sinister act was this: tying someone to a train track. It's simple, inexpensive, personal and deadly, but it gives you a little hope - maybe you'll escape. [Blind Rage's muffled screams interrupt] Lesson's NOT over, sonny! *sighs* Now, the gentleman villain had these old school time-bombs, three sticks of dynamite wired to an alarm clock. And what was so poetic about that is that they ticked. You could hear them - tick tick tick. Nowadays they're just digital - no sound, no peril. [The sound of an approaching train is heard, getting closer] Red Death: Oh, ohoho, do you hear that? There's the ticking. The train is coming! Is it on this track? Tick tick tick. Maybe it's on the other track! Tick tick tick! *cackles maniacally* Not bad for an old man, huh? I'm gonna get going, let you try to escape. And if you do, tell the Peril Partnership that the Guild isn't scared of bugs. If you don't, eh, sorry. Clancy Brown is perfect as Red Death, can’t see anybody else pulling off that character.
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Post by Chiral on Sept 13, 2019 23:53:01 GMT -5
I ain't killin' myself, son. I said there ain't nothing can't do for me on this earth. But there is one thing might could cure me! Alien technology!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2019 9:31:35 GMT -5
Whenever I fail a stealth check in D&D I just start yelling "IGNORE ME" at people.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Sept 14, 2019 19:48:05 GMT -5
"Looks like you got a little herpes on your lip there. Have you been kissin your wife's ass, after I put herpes in there?"
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Post by badkarma on Sept 18, 2019 15:08:00 GMT -5
You think you’re hot sh!t in a champagne glass but you’re really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 18, 2019 16:36:51 GMT -5
Hey Hank! Killed Hitler!
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Sept 18, 2019 17:31:20 GMT -5
and ironically bought season 4 out of CEX for two quid
kill hitler indeed
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Post by ERON on Sept 19, 2019 6:09:46 GMT -5
I want a second opinion. Oh wait, I'm a doctor. I can give myself one. You suck and I'm leaving!
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