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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 25, 2019 12:20:01 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon has ordered Cain Velasquez to change his name to Steve Velasquez. The head of WWE feels that there are too many fans confusing Cain Velasquez with WWE superstar Kane during segments when the announce team is hyping up the upcoming Crown Jewel main event. This will also allow WWE to trademark the name Steve Velasquez. NXT General Manager William Regal and agent Gregory Helms were two of the main people backstage pushing for this change and Vince ultimately went with it."
Source - TaintedWrestletaint.taint
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Post by arrogantmodel on Oct 25, 2019 12:43:45 GMT -5
Get...the...f***...outta here. lol.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 25, 2019 12:49:04 GMT -5
This be the good shit that I miss
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 25, 2019 12:50:24 GMT -5
Motherf***ing Polychronopolus.
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Post by cabbageboy on Oct 25, 2019 12:55:55 GMT -5
Is this a satirical post? I honestly can't tell. How hilarious though if this is true?
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Post by 4real on Oct 25, 2019 14:16:54 GMT -5
That’s gotta be Cai....I mean Steve! That’s gotta be Steve!
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Oct 25, 2019 14:37:42 GMT -5
Why not dress him up like Kane instead?
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Post by FinalGwen on Oct 25, 2019 14:42:37 GMT -5
The obvious answer is just to have him burn Kane's suit in a trashcan, absorbing his powers in the process.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Oct 25, 2019 14:45:43 GMT -5
Did I do that?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Oct 25, 2019 14:48:31 GMT -5
Is this a satirical post? I honestly can't tell. How hilarious though if this is true? It depends on how reliable a source you think TaintedWrestleTaint.Taint is.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 25, 2019 15:21:08 GMT -5
Is this a satirical post? I honestly can't tell. How hilarious though if this is true? It depends on how reliable a source you think TaintedWrestleTaint.Taint is. The Taint stands for Truthiness - Abraham Lincoln
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Post by chronocross on Oct 25, 2019 15:21:51 GMT -5
I wouldn't be surprised if that was true.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2019 15:47:10 GMT -5
Kane is somehow in better shape than him.
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Post by Fundertaker on Oct 25, 2019 16:13:45 GMT -5
YES! Now I have assembled all the elite Steves in the world, including Steve Velasquez! Beware Pharaoh, beware of their Steve-ness!
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Post by defectiveepitaph on Oct 25, 2019 16:20:12 GMT -5
Why not dress him up like Kane instead? Only if he’s ‘98 Kane.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 25, 2019 16:25:01 GMT -5
That’s gotta be Cai....I mean Steve! That’s gotta be Steve!
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Post by cabbageboy on Oct 25, 2019 22:16:19 GMT -5
I did kinda think if he changed it to Steve wouldn't that now be a confusing deal with Austin?
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Post by Starshine on Oct 25, 2019 22:18:59 GMT -5
Good thing there's no famous Steves in pro wrestling.
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 25, 2019 22:19:08 GMT -5
The Man Called Steve
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Oct 25, 2019 22:24:04 GMT -5
Glenn Velasquez
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