Let's invent Mauro-isms

[Lt. Palumbo]

On getting drafted to SmackDown: "Hey baby I hear the blue brand calling, tossed salad and scrambled eggs"

[Bub (BLM)]

"It's the Vaunted Practitioner of Grappling and Pugilism Matt Riddle!"

[Deleted]

"MATT RIDDLE OFF THE TOP ROPE GETTING HIGHER THAN A LATE 90S RAP SONG BY STYLES P!"

[dreidemy]

ADAM COLE WITH A KICK STRONG AS A CREEPER BLAST IN THE FACE OF THAT BOOMER MATT RIDDLE

[Hypnosis]

"Ricochet gets air like a Ninja Warrior!"

"The Street Profits SMOKE the competition like a freight train!"

"Rusev was screwed harder than Bret Hart in Montreal!"

"Becky Lynch dropping like a refrigerator on Charlotte!"

"Keith Lee is as Limitless as Olive Garden breadsticks!"

"Asuka just turned Natalya into the Incredible Hulk with that mist!"

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

MAMA MIA!!!! KEITH LEE HAS FALLEN HARDER THAN MIKE KANELLIS’S LIBIDO!!!

[jivesoulbrah]

MAMA MIA SABU IS SUICIDAL YOU’D THINK HE WAS WORKING ALONGSIDE JBL!!

[Moppy]

"Like Kanye West's 'Jesus is King', Lio Rush may be short! But to quote the title of that album's 9th track - he's looking to get his 'Hands On' Angel Garza tonight!"

What, not convoluted enough?

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

"Adam Cole is more cooler than Frieza's brother"

[thegame415]

That kick is gonna leave a mark like a tattoo on a cloud rappers face!

MAMA MIA! This crowd snapping photos of that move like tourists at the Bronx staircase from Joker!

When it comes to this submission, the refs trying to get her to play Elsa and let it go.

There's no need for a season 4 like Rick and Morty, we're on all year round at NXT.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

"Powerbomb! That bombed harder than Doctor Sleep and Terminator: Dark Fate combined!"

[Pushed to the Moon]

Nov 10, 2019 20:18:31 GMT -5 @sigmax said:

"MATT RIDDLE OFF THE TOP ROPE GETTING HIGHER THAN A LATE 90S RAP SONG BY STYLES P!"

AFTER HIS SHOCKING ACT LAST WEEK, THE NXT UNIVERSE IS ASKING FINN BALOR "WHY?" LIKE THE JADAKISS SONG!

[Lt. Palumbo]

I...don't get half of these references. So they're just like Mauro's references.

[Pierre the Renaissance Man]

“Waaaa JBL was mean to me”

[EZ: Brainy Bae]

"UNDERTAKER TAKING SOULS LIKE GAMEFREAK TAKES AWAY POKEMON!! "

[lavelleuk]

Nov 11, 2019 11:02:10 GMT -5 Moppy said:

"Like Kanye West's 'Jesus is King', Lio Rush may be short! But to quote the title of that album's 9th track - he's looking to get his 'Hands On' Angel Garza tonight!"

What, not convoluted enough?

That's so scarily accurate I even heard it in his voice!

[mattyy]

"Dakota Kai must be tasting meat Loaf, because Shayna Baszler just clotheslined her like a Bat Out Of Hell!!"

[Porky's Butthole]

*Anybody does a big move*

MAMA MIA! HERE HE GOES AGAIN!

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

"BASK IN KEITH LEE'S GLORY LIKE MATTHEW
BRODERICK BASKED IN DENZEL WASHINGTON AND MORGAN FREEMAN'S GLORY AT THE 1990 OSCARS"

[Deleted]

"OOOOH BOYO, THAT'S A SEVERED SPINE FOR YA!"