Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 17, 2019 3:42:50 GMT -5
Was talking to a buddy earlier about a semi local tiny indie fed. And that devolved into us making Outlaw Mud show jokes.
If your roster has a fake Doink,fake Patriot and Heidenreich... YOU MIGHT BE A OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If they forgot to bring the ring bell so your ring announcer goes DING DING to start the match... YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If the front row has less than 20 teeth....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If your main event guys get paid with a 5 buck roll of quarters and a burnt DVD copy of "The Best of the Ding Dongs"...YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
I got a few more but they aren't funny unless you know the feds I am talking about. But since there is a slight chance some people here might get a chuckle out of it....
If you have more than two members of the Williamson family on the roster....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If your shows have to end by 10pm cause the roster has to be home before curfew....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If the 50/50 raffle is won by the teen you saw earlier putting the ring up....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If you run your big end of year show in an old barn in Kiln MS....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!!
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Post by 111111 on Nov 17, 2019 4:44:03 GMT -5
If you’re booking Trevor Murdoch and Damien Sandow in 2019 then you might be an outlaw mudshow
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 17, 2019 4:59:18 GMT -5
If you have three guys pulling double duty wearing lucha masks, YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Nov 17, 2019 5:15:50 GMT -5
If you run your event inside of a storage unit... you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by autisticgeordie on Nov 17, 2019 7:20:51 GMT -5
If you dive for any reason...you might be an outlaw mud show. If you don't take things 1000% seriously and just want people to have fun...you might be an outlaw mud show.
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Nov 17, 2019 14:10:42 GMT -5
If the media puts out a warning that anyone attending your last show needs to go to a doctor and be tested for HIV and Hepatitis... you definitely are an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 17, 2019 14:35:50 GMT -5
If the promoter runs out at the middle of the show without paying anyone you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
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Post by J. Hova on Nov 17, 2019 19:15:58 GMT -5
If you pay your wrestler in pills, you might be an outlaw mudshow.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 17, 2019 19:18:08 GMT -5
If you booked your show in an abandoned K-Mart parking lot and didn't bother setting out any chairs then you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2019 19:21:26 GMT -5
If you do something that I would probably like if someone who I'm not irrationally biased against did it, you're outlaw mud show bullshit.
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 17, 2019 19:27:59 GMT -5
If Ron Bass is booking a a mud wrestling show at some bar.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 17, 2019 19:29:40 GMT -5
If your wrestling show is really just a performance of William Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with spandex and suplexes, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 17, 2019 19:32:12 GMT -5
If the head booker works in Taco Bell you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 17, 2019 19:33:03 GMT -5
If your wrestling show is really just a performance of William Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with spandex and suplexes, you might be an outlaw mud show. I'd watch the hell out of this.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 17, 2019 19:44:15 GMT -5
I love how everything applies to Ian Rotten.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Nov 17, 2019 21:28:02 GMT -5
If you have a battle royal on your event comprised entirely of people that you required to sell tickets for you... you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Nov 17, 2019 21:41:47 GMT -5
If you use a set of amateur wrestling mats in lieu of a proper ring, you might be an outlaw mud show. If the promoter runs out at the middle of the show without paying anyone you might be an Outlaw Mud Show. I'll up the ante here. If you fake a heart attack to get out of paying anyone and strand people in a foreign country in the process, you are definitely an outlaw mud show.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Nov 17, 2019 23:56:39 GMT -5
I'll up the ante here. If you fake a heart attack to get out of paying anyone and strand people in a foreign country in the process, you are definitely an outlaw mud show. ... what?
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Nov 18, 2019 0:18:19 GMT -5
I'll up the ante here. If you fake a heart attack to get out of paying anyone and strand people in a foreign country in the process, you are definitely an outlaw mud show. ... what? Couldn't make this up if I tried. Hardcore Roadtrip in Canada at the end of April in 2014, mere days after Extreme Rising or whatever the hell that was called also imploded. Promoter faked a heart attack and bailed. Nobody was paid. The scumbag didn't even arrange transportation for any of the talent to get home, effectively stranding anyone that came in from the U.S. to wrestle. Fans were volunteering to drive them to the border. I remember haunting Greg Iron's social media that night just to keep up on what was going on. SMASH Wrestling later stepped up and paid the talent. They're good people.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Nov 18, 2019 0:31:57 GMT -5
If your ticket-taker at the gate has to leave their post to go referee the first match...you might be an outlaw mud show.
If your top babyface enters to the NWO Wolfpack theme, and he was never a member nor ever even in WCW...you might be an outlaw mud show.
If your event line-up posters always have blurry pictures of the refs inserted among - and often in front of - the roster...you might be an outlaw mud show.
If you allow the guy with zero experience who let you run the show on his property for free wrestle his fourteen year old son in the opener as a 'thank you'...you might be an outlaw mud show.
If you had a crowd of thirty people and twelve of those people got in for free because they were the workers' families...you might be an outlaw mud show.
If you promise a big meet-and-greet with all of the babyfaces after the show and after waiting an hour, the fans discover all the workers took off out the back...you might be an outlaw mud show.
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