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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 30, 2007 0:47:41 GMT -5
There will be no hijacking of the penis thread.. *shakes fist* No Eddie Murphy (who was only funny in Coming to America) Which featured the line "The Royal Penis is Clean" ;D
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Stotty
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Post by Stotty on Mar 30, 2007 1:05:27 GMT -5
Being an Australian, i'd like to know where this tribe is that shakes penises, so i can avoid them
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 30, 2007 1:21:11 GMT -5
"I am Nathan Jones. *shakes your penis* G'day."
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Post by The Wraith on Mar 30, 2007 1:41:55 GMT -5
To celebrate this thread, I shall touch my penis! Wise words, from a wise man.
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Post by chibidiablo on Mar 30, 2007 1:52:33 GMT -5
I'm a grower good for the ladies. Not so good in the gym.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 30, 2007 1:55:31 GMT -5
I'm a grower.
And at the risk of revealing my "size", I'm gonna leave it at that.
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 30, 2007 1:59:03 GMT -5
Definately a grower. It's like night and day.
Though I bet it's slightly more convenient to be a shower, in more ways than one.
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 30, 2007 6:55:42 GMT -5
Fun Facts indeed. That reminds me of a joke..
A doctor who performed circumcisions for years and years finally retired, and he had saved all of the foreskins and took them to a guy that made things outta leather and sych to make him something out of them. A few weeks later the retired doc returned and asked what the man had made. The man handed the doctor a wallet.
"This is what you made? I performed circumcisions for over 40 years, and saved everything, and this is all you could make?"
"Well Doc" the man replied "If you rub it, it turns into a breifcase"
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Mar 30, 2007 17:50:03 GMT -5
I am definatley a grower. by about 450-500%
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 30, 2007 17:57:34 GMT -5
Another fun fact. If you shave your pubes it makes your schmeckie look bigger. Not to mention it's considerate for your significant other. Prune regularly, guys.
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Post by TripleMerc on Mar 30, 2007 18:06:33 GMT -5
WIN!
Lol @ Insinuating you're a dude.
I'm that one.
Yeah.. how vigorous?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2007 18:11:11 GMT -5
"Penile rupture?"
What is penile rupture, exactly?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 30, 2007 18:35:44 GMT -5
"Penile rupture?" What is penile rupture, exactly? The corpus cavernosa, the membrane on the top half of the penis that causes an erection, either herniates or just plain bursts.
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Post by leemir on Mar 30, 2007 18:46:59 GMT -5
I can't believe 5.1 inches is the average, thats kinda small. I'm above average, yay!
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MoleMan
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Post by MoleMan on Mar 30, 2007 18:53:57 GMT -5
I have a grower. It kinda sucks that some girls don't realize it gets bigger. hahaha..eh...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2007 18:56:22 GMT -5
"Penile rupture?" What is penile rupture, exactly? The corpus cavernosa, the membrane on the top half of the penis that causes an erection, either herniates or just plain bursts. I never heard of that condition before. Strange; I do study a lot of stuff about the body. But as they say, "The more you know..."
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Post by The Line on Mar 30, 2007 19:08:47 GMT -5
I can't believe 5.1 inches is the average, thats kinda small. I'm above average, yay! me,too, but oddly enough, smaller than average for flacid
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Mar 30, 2007 19:18:51 GMT -5
I think I heard somewhere that the more flacid the penis is the larger it gets when it's erect.
then again I hear alot of stuff.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 30, 2007 19:20:59 GMT -5
I think I heard somewhere that the more flacid the penis is the larger it gets when it's erect. then again I hear alot of stuff. My penis is so small when flaccid (and I'm confident in saying this here because I don't plan on ever having sex with any of YOU people), it practically disappears into the pelvis. It's a pretty damn big differential, considering its erect size.
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Post by The Line on Mar 30, 2007 19:24:55 GMT -5
I think I heard somewhere that the more flacid the penis is the larger it gets when it's erect. then again I hear alot of stuff. My penis is so small when flaccid (and I'm confident in saying this here because I don't plan on ever having sex with any of YOU people), it practically disappears into the pelvis. It's a pretty damn big differential, considering its erect size. not much different here. maybe its just because I need a shave
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