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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 30, 2007 19:25:22 GMT -5
My penis is so small when flaccid (and I'm confident in saying this here because I don't plan on ever having sex with any of YOU people), it practically disappears into the pelvis. It's a pretty damn big differential, considering its erect size.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2007 19:27:13 GMT -5
My penis is so small when flaccid (and I'm confident in saying this here because I don't plan on ever having sex with any of YOU people), it practically disappears into the pelvis. It's a pretty damn big differential, considering its erect size. not much different here. maybe its just because I need a shave Yes, I have a flacid one as well, and well, it ain't big when at rest. Not at rest is a different story though.  |
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Mar 30, 2007 19:27:43 GMT -5
9. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point. But this begs the question. Would sucking yourself count as gay? |
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 30, 2007 19:31:58 GMT -5
9. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point. But this begs the question. Would sucking yourself count as gay? reminds me of Dennis Miller talking about the craftmatic adjustable bed |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 30, 2007 19:34:45 GMT -5
My penis is so small when flaccid (and I'm confident in saying this here because I don't plan on ever having sex with any of YOU people), it practically disappears into the pelvis. It's a pretty damn big differential, considering its erect size. ...Dude, not ALL the time. Do NOT MICK ME WITH MOCKIE!! |
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 30, 2007 19:47:27 GMT -5
...Dude, not ALL the time. Do NOT MICK ME WITH MOCKIE!! actually i f***ed up and it looks like i quoted thwak-i was just messin though |
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Post by 4TheGlory on Mar 30, 2007 19:52:18 GMT -5
We should have a "who has the largest penis" Tourny here on the crap  |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 30, 2007 21:26:12 GMT -5
We should have a "who has the largest penis" Tourny here on the crap Thank you, it's an honor and a privilege. What do I win? |
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Post by Joe Neglia on Mar 30, 2007 22:30:06 GMT -5
"Has," not "is." |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 30, 2007 22:48:03 GMT -5
Wow, I have just been burned by Madison. I feel like a part of the family.
Hugz.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Mar 30, 2007 22:53:18 GMT -5
Fine, but none of that reacharound business.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 30, 2007 22:54:05 GMT -5
Are you sure?
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Mar 30, 2007 23:01:39 GMT -5
I thought the same thing. What do people plan on doing? "Ohh a close matchup here. I may have to set this one as my wallpaper to be able to tell." |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 30, 2007 23:05:19 GMT -5
I'd immediately cheat and put up a porn pic under false pretenses anyway.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 30, 2007 23:11:08 GMT -5
Dear lord who will judge that contest? Is do we need photographic evidence or is it just an honor contest because I doubt we will have complete honesty.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Mar 30, 2007 23:13:20 GMT -5
So you'll all be showing each other your wang dang doodles? That's kinda, y'know.....
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 30, 2007 23:14:07 GMT -5
So you'll all be showing each other your wang dang doodles? That's kinda, y'know..... like being on a football team. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 30, 2007 23:16:22 GMT -5
Wang Dang Doodle sounds like a weird snack food you'd find next to Crunch & Munch.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 31, 2007 1:42:52 GMT -5
Do we really need to say the words "crunch" and/or "munch" in a topic that puts emphasis on penii?
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 31, 2007 3:03:42 GMT -5
Lol @ Insinuating you're a dude.  Sounds like a good idea to meDear lord who will judge that contest? Is do we need photographic evidence or is it just an honor contest because I doubt we will have complete honesty. ;D Fine, but none of that reacharound business.
Madison, I absolutely love you to death for keeping the spirit of my thread going in the way I would most enjoy it... in the gutter with dirty little thoughts  |
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