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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 30, 2007 14:52:06 GMT -5
That she has a secret to tell you, but she'll only tell you on the Maury Povich Show. What do you do... WHAT DO YOU DO? And let's assume it's NOT about her fear of pickles.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 14:53:15 GMT -5
If you fall for that, you deserve everything you get.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 30, 2007 14:53:33 GMT -5
Practice my funky dance moves for when Maury reveals that I'm NOT THE FATHER!!!!
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Post by punkish on Mar 30, 2007 14:53:59 GMT -5
Be happy about it! Maybe she has a wonderful surprise for you!
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Mar 30, 2007 14:54:13 GMT -5
Run, keep running, until there's blood on the walls
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Mar 30, 2007 14:55:09 GMT -5
Buy a pimp suit and mink coat, cause baby, I'M GOIN' TA HOLLYWOOD!!!
Jed Shaffer ~Hey, if you're gonna be on Maury, you're already used to sleeping with diseased sluts. Hollywood isn't a leap at all.
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Post by normcoleman on Mar 30, 2007 14:55:15 GMT -5
prepare to cry like a bitch
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 30, 2007 14:56:15 GMT -5
Wonder how I ended up in the deep south.
Watching his show once in a while, I notice is guests tend to be comprised manily of white folks within southern accents and black people.
Just an observation.
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 30, 2007 14:57:01 GMT -5
I'd tell her "I don't do morning trash tv"
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 30, 2007 14:58:36 GMT -5
Break up immediately.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 14:58:38 GMT -5
Practice my funky dance moves for when Maury reveals that I'm NOT THE FATHER!!!! Or practice your "floor victim" move.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 30, 2007 14:59:17 GMT -5
Once I got there and was on the show. I'd demand to meet Connie Chung. If he refuses, I'd handcuff myself to the set. The guards would have to shoot me or something.
I don't really wanna meet her, I'd just like to create a scene no one's seen on the show yet.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Mar 30, 2007 15:00:45 GMT -5
Step 1 - Kick, wham, Pedigree Step 2 - Move out of GA
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Post by B.A. on Mar 30, 2007 15:00:49 GMT -5
most likely it'll be she cheated on you...most likely..
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 30, 2007 15:04:56 GMT -5
most likely it'll be she cheated on you...most likely.. Or she's a hooker on the side. Or your teenage daughter is out of control. Or you're 110 pounds and she weighs in at 899.....
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Post by catwoman on Mar 30, 2007 15:05:19 GMT -5
most likely it'll be she cheated on you...most likely.. Or she could be a dude...
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 30, 2007 15:12:36 GMT -5
Your response... "Will I be getting paid for this?"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 30, 2007 15:22:41 GMT -5
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Post by koldbluddedkilla on Mar 30, 2007 15:23:20 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 15:39:42 GMT -5
most likely it'll be she cheated on you...most likely.. Or she could be a dude... That's more Springer's style. If your girlfriend ever asks you to be on Jerry's show, it'd be wise to run for Canada.
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