Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Mar 31, 2007 1:44:29 GMT -5
Practice my funky dance moves for when Maury reveals that I'm NOT THE FATHER!!!!  |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 31, 2007 2:03:20 GMT -5
most likely it'll be she cheated on you...most likely.. Or she's a hooker on the side. Or your teenage daughter is out of control. Or you're 110 pounds and she weighs in at 899..... but you'd figure that last one isn't exactly a secret... |
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Mar 31, 2007 2:20:32 GMT -5
i'd go 0ont there, and bust out my super awweoms sweet dance moves when i find out I AM NOT THE FATHER!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Mar 31, 2007 2:22:20 GMT -5
Or lack thereof. the people that are the dumbest are the ones that actually think that the Greg Behrendt show was actually any good, so they go on there. "Was"? Past tense? It's gone? YEEEEEEEEEE HAW. (Sorry, I like the guy, especially his first HBO special, Mantastic, and his Comedy Central Presents. But... I mean, does he just not know where his balls went?) But seriously, if she did say that, I'd have to make sure it wasn't because of her overwhelming desire to drop out, go on Girls Gone Wild, and have her baby. (This link is the single greatest thing you will watch today.) |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 31, 2007 3:13:00 GMT -5
Or lack thereof. the people that are the dumbest are the ones that actually think that the Greg Behrendt show was actually any good, so they go on there. "Was"? Past tense? It's gone? YEEEEEEEEEE HAW. (Sorry, I like the guy, especially his first HBO special, Mantastic, and his Comedy Central Presents. But... I mean, does he just not know where his balls went?) But seriously, if she did say that, I'd have to make sure it wasn't because of her overwhelming desire to drop out, go on Girls Gone Wild, and have her baby. (This link is the single greatest thing you will watch today.) *opens link* Ah....gu....zu.... *bangs head on desk...* |
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Mar 31, 2007 4:31:56 GMT -5
"So many decisions, a million revisions..."
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Mar 31, 2007 16:01:32 GMT -5
Get ready to do this:  Why do I never stop laughing every time I see that? It never stops being funny... |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 31, 2007 16:12:47 GMT -5
Yell out loud ... We're going to adopt midgets!! That's great honey!!
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 31, 2007 17:15:12 GMT -5
most likely it'll be she cheated on you...most likely.. Or she's a hooker on the side. Or your teenage daughter is out of control. Or you're 110 pounds and she weighs in at 899..... or that SHE WAS A MAN!!! |
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 31, 2007 17:30:39 GMT -5
When she reveals her secret, I would counter by saying "I'm not really this tall.I'm actually two midget's stacked on one another." Then I'd open my coat to reveal what I just said.
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Apr 1, 2007 20:30:55 GMT -5
After they announce I am NOT the Father, I would make history as I coax Maury into celebrating with me and doing the Kid & Play Kick step dance
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