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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 3, 2019 2:54:28 GMT -5
So, what exactly do they do different in the state of Tennessee?
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 3, 2019 3:03:10 GMT -5
Have Wrestling fans as cops
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Post by ayumidah on Dec 3, 2019 3:05:23 GMT -5
apparently when someone commits a crime in TN all they have to do is say "what I do bounces off of me and sticks to you" and their bitter rival gets in trouble instead.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2019 3:12:20 GMT -5
this is some Herb Abrams during a bender stuff
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2019 3:42:35 GMT -5
Wait...what?
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 3, 2019 3:47:41 GMT -5
The way it sounded was the cops are WWE fans and are fully aware of how bullshit all of Lana's restraining orders are so they're choosing to not enforce it.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 3, 2019 3:49:09 GMT -5
Lana reveals she has a restraining order on Rusev, and is escorted to the ring by some officers of the law. Rusev runs in through the crowd and Matchka Kicks Lashley. The cops do nothing to stop Rusev as he retreats. Lashley and Lana get upset with the cops, and the cops reveal they are WWE fans, and "they do things different around here." Lashley shoulder bumps one of the officers while walking away, and they arrest him. Lana gets angry and slaps the other officer, and they arrest her and lead both of them out in handcuffs. It's not so confusing, right? |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 3, 2019 4:00:54 GMT -5
The way it sounded was the cops are WWE fans and are fully aware of how bullshit all of Lana's restraining orders are so they're choosing to not enforce it. I don't think police officers can decide to willingly go against a court order. The fact that they were recorded knowing about the restraining order and flat out defied the order means they should be turning over their badge tomorrow. I guess they might have a good shot at getting some extra unemployment for suing Lashley and Lana for assault. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 3, 2019 4:15:24 GMT -5
NINETY MILES!!!!
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Post by eJm on Dec 3, 2019 4:27:35 GMT -5
Lana reveals she has a restraining order on Rusev, and is escorted to the ring by some officers of the law. Rusev runs in through the crowd and Matchka Kicks Lashley. The cops do nothing to stop Rusev as he retreats. Lashley and Lana get upset with the cops, and the cops reveal they are WWE fans, and "they do things different around here." Lashley shoulder bumps one of the officers while walking away, and they arrest him. Lana gets angry and slaps the other officer, and they arrest her and lead both of them out in handcuffs. It's not so confusing, right? So is this like the time a bunch of security guards decided they weren't going to stop Cena from beating up Nexus because Nexus beat them up when they debuted? As in "these dudes should totally lose their jobs for this"? EDIT: Well, Lana did strike an officer so she should be arrested but Lashley shouldn't have been. |
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Post by Fake Jesus on Dec 3, 2019 6:00:06 GMT -5
Tennessee police bending the law to arrest a black man be like
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Post by nisidhe on Dec 3, 2019 6:54:43 GMT -5
Tennessee police bending the law to arrest a black man be like This is definitely something Vince would do - both to stick it to the South and, well, to play on the racism. |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 3, 2019 7:12:14 GMT -5
I don't know why, but Rusev's hit and run attacks are cracking me up. Comes in wearing a funny shirt, lays out Bob, makes funny faces at Lana, runs off like he's about to do the Bo Dallas victory lap.
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Post by realist on Dec 3, 2019 7:27:52 GMT -5
Tennessee police bending the law to arrest a black man be like My friends and I said the same thing. The southern cops arresting an innocent black man with his white girlfriend was definitely not a good look. |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 3, 2019 7:30:18 GMT -5
Lana reveals she has a restraining order on Rusev, and is escorted to the ring by some officers of the law. Rusev runs in through the crowd and Matchka Kicks Lashley. The cops do nothing to stop Rusev as he retreats. Lashley and Lana get upset with the cops, and the cops reveal they are WWE fans, and "they do things different around here." Lashley shoulder bumps one of the officers while walking away, and they arrest him. Lana gets angry and slaps the other officer, and they arrest her and lead both of them out in handcuffs. It's not so confusing, right? So is this like the time a bunch of security guards decided they weren't going to stop Cena from beating up Nexus because Nexus beat them up when they debuted? As in "these dudes should totally lose their jobs for this"? EDIT: Well, Lana did strike an officer so she should be arrested but Lashley shouldn't have been. Applying actual legal logic to wrestling stories is the total opposite of a good time. |
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Post by eJm on Dec 3, 2019 7:38:22 GMT -5
So is this like the time a bunch of security guards decided they weren't going to stop Cena from beating up Nexus because Nexus beat them up when they debuted? As in "these dudes should totally lose their jobs for this"? EDIT: Well, Lana did strike an officer so she should be arrested but Lashley shouldn't have been. Applying actual legal logic to wrestling stories is the total opposite of a good time. Absolutely, but when wrestling's own story logic gets twisted, it's just the oddest thing. It'd be like if Austin hit Vince with a stunner after being fired and Vince got arrested somehow. It doesn't fit the narrative you established. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 3, 2019 8:17:37 GMT -5
So is this like the time a bunch of security guards decided they weren't going to stop Cena from beating up Nexus because Nexus beat them up when they debuted? As in "these dudes should totally lose their jobs for this"? EDIT: Well, Lana did strike an officer so she should be arrested but Lashley shouldn't have been. Applying actual legal logic to wrestling stories is the total opposite of a good time. What, you mean you can't make a valid contract by assaulting someone and signing in their place? |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 3, 2019 8:39:55 GMT -5
Applying actual legal logic to wrestling stories is the total opposite of a good time. What, you mean you can't make a valid contract by assaulting someone and signing in their place? Shit I've got to make some calls. |
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 3, 2019 8:41:57 GMT -5
What is this, Tennessee or Florida?  |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 3, 2019 8:44:10 GMT -5
What is this, Tennessee or Florida? Florida, their would have been a gator involved. |
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