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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Dec 9, 2019 9:56:12 GMT -5
Today, the WWE has released Sin Cara, Luke Harper and the tag team the Ascension, Viktor and Konnar, from their contracts. Viktor, who wrestles in an unlikely career-defining role for WWE's developmental talents, would have had to step away as singles champion, an angle that would almost certainly have to be abandoned. His tag team partner on the Ascension, Konnar, is said to be willing to go back to wrestling in any mode he wanted, but that would most likely mean doing a gimmick from an NXT team or his own creation.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 9, 2019 9:59:04 GMT -5
Today, the WWE has released Sin Cara, Luke Harper and the tag team the Ascension, Viktor and Konnar, from their contracts. Viktor, who wrestles in an unlikely career-defining role for WWE's developmental talents, would have had to step away as singles champion, an angle that would almost certainly have to be abandoned. His tag team partner on the Ascension, Konnar, is said to be willing to go back to wrestling in any mode he wanted, but that would most likely mean doing a gimmick from an NXT team or his own creation. I forgot I wasn't in the actual release thread for a moment and got REALLY confused.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Dec 12, 2019 20:48:36 GMT -5
The Shield became the hottest act in wrestling in the '10s. The 3 members of the group which is comprised of Double H, Mick Foley, and Randy Orton were wrestling in 2009 and the group was considered to be a mystery until they suddenly debuted to the WWE Universe in October 2009, and immediately went on an absolute tear, ripping the Shield and The Shield as most of the community suspected that they were just part of a huge conspiracy that was also trying to destroy the Shield. It's kind of like the IPN.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 21:32:07 GMT -5
That's good shit! It's so you! You're not just 'wearing them to give the life some complexity', you're wearing them to give the life some life!
"What make man's mind tick?" is the least interesting question we've ever asked ourselves, and the most relevant question that'll probably ever be asked.
"The more things change, the more they stay the same."
Brass Jesus I wonder if these sub-aridia will start doing anything. Will they just go dormant?
Edit - While a bit incoherent, that pretty accurately sums up the state of current WWE and Vince McMahon lol.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 21:32:33 GMT -5
Triple H’s World Championship reigns have often been to the detriment of WWE programming.
After a particularly good run for the television program, Triple H has been tarnished by a string of embarrassing duds and public relations disasters, including scuttled 2000 SummerSlam shows that were never used to sell the event, the ill-fated WWE D-Generation X paid-per-view the next night, and a decision to hire Mick Foley as a heel, which made it impossible to call it a success.
Six months ago, the first of Triple
Alternate: In the end, it may take more than a few well-placed pinfalls to put the cream back in WrestleMania XXVII's pepperoni pizza. For now, though, there's still plenty of salt in
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 21:46:18 GMT -5
Oh, bask in his glory! For he is limitless.
Sailor Moon
The angels said, "Peace be upon you!" The Beast rose. All of the, "O Goddess! Bless! Blessing upon you! Blessing upon you!" The Beast was evil! He set his monstrous eyes upon the true God and hung his gaze upon all of Creation. He sought to defile the Beauty of the Most Holy Goddess! And now, my children, you shall have true evil! The Beast awakened! He was reaping the fruits of their wickedness! All this danger was greater than anyone could imagine. Wept and desperately struggled, our helpless husbands and wives, and friends joined us in pleading.
To our fathers and mothers, our children, our children's children. As we stood praying the moment was at hand, the Beast came in sight, spotted us, and roared with laughter. When he had been seen, he staggered, and fell to the earth on his back. The children were horrified and ran from the stage."
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"He is the goat of prophecy. He is the Prince of darkness. He is the one who will reign as the Beast and will torture and destroy the Children of God."
This Brock Lesnar / Keith Lee feud's getting intense.
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Post by bob on Dec 12, 2019 21:49:44 GMT -5
"It's such good shit" said Vince McMahon.
"I have to be buying it all the time. This is a good sign, it's selling out."
Vince, and that might be the only good thing you've ever done in your life.
(Comic reading)
I don't think you can take me for granted. My little world is gonna come crashing down in a second.
(Comic reading)
He's beyond reproach.
Question
Yes?
Vince McMahon
No.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 22:01:13 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is a piece of shit.
Pro wrestling, let us repeat that, is a piece of shit, a very clear piece of shit, and a bad business. This was not a new revelation. And if you think it's weird that we say that out loud, consider this: Vince McMahon's hands have been quite literally tied and he cannot do what he likes for more than two more years because a couple of the people who work for him (aka Vince employees) have the rights to just about everything but can outlive him if they choose to.
Samoa Joe is a bitch.
Joe is a Bullshit Host.
f*** Joe.
Joe's Fart.
Joe is a customer service problem.
Joe is a Producer.
Joe is like Halfhype's Person of the Year.
Joe is like our TTF's undated birthdays.
Joe is like a California Sheriff who just got back from jail.
Joe's just like our circle jerk conversation from back in college.
Joe is like Skizzi in Disney's 1989 Jungle Book
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Post by bob on Dec 12, 2019 22:49:51 GMT -5
MVP attacked people with screwdrivers!
It is amazing to think that we had the ability to lead a nation and was one of the first to be on the verge of replacing your old creation, the Crown of Equality. We should be so fortunate. As a nation, we are not on the brink of the full destruction that happened in the same time period. As we each put our knowledge and resources behind this partnership, the damage will never be repaired, we are doomed to pay the price for what they did."
The overthrow of the king caused terror and chaos across the land
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Dec 13, 2019 10:24:44 GMT -5
Heath Slater, Otis and Roman Reigns formed a stable called "The Rumble Brothers," but no more, apparently, than any of the Superstars. "It doesn't take anything away from anybody. I just find that it's one of those traditions that's just kind of done. I think for every Superstar that you're associated with, there's a couple that don't really deserve a place there," Slater said. "I don't care if it's me or myself or my brother Joe, if I'm ever in the ring, I'm always trying to put my best foot forward.
"The Rumble Brothers" of Slater, Reigns and Otis were caught up in a feud with the trio of Randy Orton, Mike Kanellis and The Great Khali, the faction known as "The Legion of Doom." Orton and Kanellis were known for their fire and love of the ring. Kanellis, the hottest new Superstar on the planet, combined that passion with Orton's relentless pursuit for the Roman Reigns and the large sums of money he was able to win by virtue of one man's refusal to rest.
What does Heath Slater think of Otis and Roman Reigns? "They don't bring me anything anymore. They're gone. I don't take them no more."
And when we asked Heath Slater about his adversary, Mike Kanellis, he didn't hold back. "I'm like a robot, very aggressive, very dangerous. I can walk past guys, I can walk in the fire zone, I can walk in your house," he laughed. "If I'm in your house I might throw you in the fire zone too. I'll call it from the back of the house. I'm always hungry, so I eat both animal and plant foods. I'll go for anything, fish, chicken, shrimp."
We asked Randy Orton about his new faction. "As far as being a member of the Zombified faction, I would say I'm a bit out there," Orton said. "There's a lot of that going on, so it's got its own set of social aspects as well." Randy Orton introduced the Zombified faction recently, as he was joined by fellow WWE superstars Scott Hall and Jason Jordan. The faction has begun testing the limits of their abilities as well as their opponents in the squared circle. Hall's character includes a zombified promo after executing a knee drop on Adrian Neville and a set back after dragging Justin Gabriel off the top rope. Jordan's character has had a dramatic week with a high ankle sprain.
So, will Zombified add to their trio? Will Mike Kannelis or The Great Khali join up with Randy Orton once again? "Listen, it'll be one of those things," says Randy. "For some reason we have this tendency to try to line up this consistent character. With Mike, it's not about coming together, it's about coming together for more than one day at a time. For a Zombified person, I think it's a different process, it's something that's also not necessarily consistent within that new system."
The Great Khali added "Yes."
Zombified bt. John Cena, Kalisto & Elias Heath Slater bt. Otis Randy Orton bt. Cody Rhodes Erick Rowan bt. Lita & Primo Dolph Ziggler bt. Sheamus & John Cena Macho Man Randy Savage bt. Tom Prichard Attitude Era Starman bt. Cedric Alexander Max Holloway vs. Zack Sabre Jr.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 10:41:41 GMT -5
Not WWE but...
Jericho: Do you want to join the Inner Circle?
MJF: I don't know, Chris, do you want me to join the Inner Circle?
Chris Jericho: Who the hell do you think you are?
Jordan: I'm Jericho. Are you watching The Homecoming?
On the other hand, the Jericho That Don't (Hollow) "Cyborg Vision" mask which is worn by Damian on some of his videos, even now, is just a simple holographic machine, no bigger than an iPhone with 3G, no brighter than a mike held by a pet-eating gorilla, and no obviously more successful than an iPhone without a black screen. You can watch these videos on YouTube.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Dec 13, 2019 11:10:33 GMT -5
Lame Babyface Seth Rollins lifted his hoodie while sitting in the back of a van to reveal himself as a lame heel and mastermind behind AOP attacking Kevin Owens,
Rollins tweeted #ThatAWkwardmoment and said that this is definitely less awkward than the "WWE Champion (sic) doesn't know who he is."
Seth Rollins then picked up the microphone again to say, "For those of you who may have missed it, we have real history here, ladies and gentlemen. At Wrestlemania 38 Seth is back for a match against the WWE Champion in a 30 minutes match. It's going to be a really good match as it's one of the rare times when everyone loves both wrestlers. I think you guys will love it."
The fans had all already left but those still in attendance seemed as one reporter would later explain "Really uninterested and bored". -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This may actually be a functional time machine.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 13, 2019 11:18:48 GMT -5
CM Punk returned to WWE.
I'm not sure if he's in a WWE movie, but he's certainly in the company on "Saturday Night Live" right now. John Cena is also back at WWE, and he took part in his very own "Lucha Libre América" program. He came up with this idea, apparently, during a montage of some of WWE's best Superstars. So how do you pick a favorite CM Punk movie?
In honor of this month's CM Punk canon day, I've already chosen my top 10 CM Punk movie nominees.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Dec 13, 2019 16:45:04 GMT -5
Added more to this, the ending got off the rails, but what a ride haha.
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Lana is cucking Rusev with Kim on her return, and then she gets a boner to witness Lex keeps tabs on her relationship with Peter. We'll also learn that some guys that made Rusev her lover have been attracted to Lana's boyfriend for years.
1. 3. Lana knows that Lex has some problems with Rusev:
2. Lana didn't go through with those cuckold video plans because of something Lex told her:
3. So basically Lana was convinced to have sex by a smart-ass, high-ranking Biz Markie henchman. Yes, Lex told Lana he loved her, she did it! I'm just like, yeah, I remember.
4. For this "feminist" chick to willingly have sex with a man is a serious choice. You want to_____?
5. Let's get REAL: Lana was probably "emasculated" by the attention she got from "Lana" (Biz Markie, aka The Second Coming)
6. Bobby Lashley was having sex with Lana and wanted to marry her to get back at Rusev.
7. HHH was involved in a gambling ring.
8. What the hell was with all those Carl's Jr. commercials? Why isn't there more of that?
9. The World's Strongest Man was like actually "Crazy" rather than psychotic.
10. JBL thought Lana was "off the wall."
11. In my opinion, she was right to be worried that HHH would "donate" a piece
12. A VERY REAL Liv Morgan wanted Lana to be lesbians with her. It's interesting that she DID
13. A DIRTY TRADE! "If you could get away with it, you'd do anything. Nothing would deter you."
14. Liv Morgan was definitely in a relationship with JBL. You have to be willing to walk a fine line and be willing to do things that aren't socially acceptable
15. During Liv's interview, right before JBL joined, Lex said they could "be friends" again. JBL wanted to "live in the moment" and eat some chicken wings.
16. During the commercial break, John Cena came out to the ring and asked JBL if he was coming in with a dirty vibe. JBL laughed it off and got out of his seat.
17. They gave the promo match a very cheesy, 80s air.
"The Undertaker is back! He is going to face The Undertaker once again, and this time, it won't be in my tomb. No, it will be in the deepest, darkest, most haunted of all of my new resorts. Wait a second, what's this? A lake? Eh, who am I kidding? I'm actually bringing my lake in, in the event that we can't hold a proper, 'black and white' singles match with Bray Wyatt, or otherwise a co-main event.
"How 'bout it? Oh, look, the Lake of Fire is looking pretty hot. Even from the seats, they can smell the fire!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 21:46:13 GMT -5
Vince McMahon thinks the XFL is still a good idea.
"Absolutely it's a good idea," he told Comcast SportsNet's Mike Mahoney. "I feel good about it."
McMahon said the football league was not designed to replace the NFL, but instead to exist in its own right, and called the XFL "the right type of entertainment."
(Wait, these actually sound like things Vince would say.)
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Dec 13, 2019 21:51:15 GMT -5
Vince McMahon thinks the XFL is still a good idea."Absolutely it's a good idea," he told Comcast SportsNet's Mike Mahoney. "I feel good about it." McMahon said the football league was not designed to replace the NFL, but instead to exist in its own right, and called the XFL "the right type of entertainment." (Wait, these actually sound like things Vince would say.) The McMahon is sentient vernacular with altered history, time scales, and the history of the countries surrounding it. Chronology History Chronology is the nature of the series. There are many timelines of this series, many of them having been superseded, completed, or moved. Many of these events are listed on timeline lists (e.g. Timeline 1.) If you want to watch a timeline set in the future, look up timeline 1. Take There is no The Take at all; it is a measure of the audience -------- Maybe?
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 1, 2020 1:38:58 GMT -5
One for the holiday. Happy Big Show Baby to you all!
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Big Show dressed as the New Year's Baby danced onscreen during Monday's WWE Monday Night Raw. After the appearance, McMahon walked backstage, calling himself a big fan of the segment.
NEW YEARS BABY EXCLUSIVE: John Cena, The Rock & Wrestlemania?
In the segment, the WWE chief said that he likes to think of himself as a family man and was shocked at how proud he was to be an honorary New Year's Baby.
"My wife has been jealous of my New Year's traditions since Wrestlemania, so it was great to hear that! I was actually blown away to hear this news that my WWE colleagues including the Raw General Manager and my fellow Superstars were so excited for me and my family to have a New Year's Baby!"
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 2, 2020 2:32:38 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is 74 years old, and still jacked. He has balls like grapefruits. He has balls like the Great Wall of China. He is also the inspiration behind those awesome backstage giant Vince McMahon Devoured By the Stench of Taint – whose otherwise brilliant run on Boiler Room is now over, but might very well return one day.
The fine-dining honcho is still doing what he loves the most – bad acting. But he's getting a lot of older too. And he has to step away from the sometimes hokey banter for a moment to make a ton of money off of bad behavior.
So when a woman with the goofy name Jillian Heart and an illness named "Binge-eating Disorder" approaches Vince with
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2020 19:18:54 GMT -5
Bob Costas is Vince McMahon's true arch nemesis.
It's a night when thousands of fans will see their hero of a sport, one they adore, mocked and disliked at the same time. It will be an assault of televised violence, heavy drinking and, yes, blood.
Oh, if it's not the glorious David vs. Goliath epic, it's the matches that won't end well. Among those fights you can expect are a brawl between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant, a circus freestyle match, a scuffle in which Fat Albert sinks a steel-plated curb and a Vince Mcmahon vs. Dave Meltzer match that will be so controversial, Meltzer won't stop talking about it until two months later.
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Post by nickcave on Jan 2, 2020 19:32:50 GMT -5
Bob Costas is Vince McMahon's true arch nemesis.It's a night when thousands of fans will see their hero of a sport, one they adore, mocked and disliked at the same time. It will be an assault of televised violence, heavy drinking and, yes, blood. Oh, if it's not the glorious David vs. Goliath epic, it's the matches that won't end well. Among those fights you can expect are a brawl between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant, a circus freestyle match, a scuffle in which Fat Albert sinks a steel-plated curb and a Vince Mcmahon vs. Dave Meltzer match that will be so controversial, Meltzer won't stop talking about it until two months later. Isn’t it a conflict of interest for Meltzer to rate his own match??
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