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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 2, 2020 19:41:48 GMT -5
Bob Costas is Vince McMahon's true arch nemesis.It's a night when thousands of fans will see their hero of a sport, one they adore, mocked and disliked at the same time. It will be an assault of televised violence, heavy drinking and, yes, blood. Oh, if it's not the glorious David vs. Goliath epic, it's the matches that won't end well. Among those fights you can expect are a brawl between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant, a circus freestyle match, a scuffle in which Fat Albert sinks a steel-plated curb and a Vince Mcmahon vs. Dave Meltzer match that will be so controversial, Meltzer won't stop talking about it until two months later. Isn’t it a conflict of interest for Meltzer to rate his own match?? That's why it'll only get ****3/4
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 2, 2020 19:45:59 GMT -5
Bob Costas is Vince McMahon's true arch nemesis.It's a night when thousands of fans will see their hero of a sport, one they adore, mocked and disliked at the same time. It will be an assault of televised violence, heavy drinking and, yes, blood. Oh, if it's not the glorious David vs. Goliath epic, it's the matches that won't end well. Among those fights you can expect are a brawl between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant, a circus freestyle match, a scuffle in which Fat Albert sinks a steel-plated curb and a Vince Mcmahon vs. Dave Meltzer match that will be so controversial, Meltzer won't stop talking about it until two months later. Out of all of this, I truly think WWF '94 missed the boat with Doink and M.O.M. by never having a circus freestyle match.
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Post by bob on Jan 2, 2020 22:34:19 GMT -5
Isn’t it a conflict of interest for Meltzer to rate his own match?? That's why it'll only get ****3/4 would've been 10 stars if it was in the Toykodome
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 3, 2020 10:24:04 GMT -5
It had been months since Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness began feuding with Vince McMahon, even kidnapping and terrorizing his daughter Stephanie McMahon. Shane McMahon, Vince's own son, sided with Undertaker forming the Corporate Ministry.
On an episode of Raw the Higher Power whom formed this alliance would be revealed to be Mr. McMahon. The Corporate Ministry would run ringside with its former World Champion Sting and Vince's head Shaggydog and using the voice of a 10 year old girl called Terry Bollea as their spokesperson would reveal who exactly they were, the Corporate Ministry. It would also seem to reveal that Mr. McMahon is a spandex clad lizard like creature with a purple throat pore that eats people's souls, and that the last time Mr. McMahon was on Raw, he ate Mr. McMahon's soul. In the conclusion of this gimmick the Corporate Ministry would exit a bus as the Corporate Ministry would announce "WE NEED A MOVIE! YOU STOLE OUR MOVIE!",
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Post by nickcave on Jan 3, 2020 13:47:41 GMT -5
It had been months since Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness began feuding with Vince McMahon, even kidnapping and terrorizing his daughter Stephanie McMahon. Shane McMahon, Vince's own son, sided with Undertaker forming the Corporate Ministry.
On an episode of Raw the Higher Power whom formed this alliance would be revealed to be Mr. McMahon. The Corporate Ministry would run ringside with its former World Champion Sting and Vince's head Shaggydog and using the voice of a 10 year old girl called Terry Bollea as their spokesperson would reveal who exactly they were, the Corporate Ministry. It would also seem to reveal that Mr. McMahon is a spandex clad lizard like creature with a purple throat pore that eats people's souls, and that the last time Mr. McMahon was on Raw, he ate Mr. McMahon's soul. In the conclusion of this gimmick the Corporate Ministry would exit a bus as the Corporate Ministry would announce "WE NEED A MOVIE! YOU STOLE OUR MOVIE!", Even with all the other craziness the AI came up with, it still could not envision it is anyone else but Vince lol
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Post by bob on Jan 3, 2020 16:52:13 GMT -5
Vince McMahon exposed his bare ass in the ring and demanded William Regal kiss his ass.
Who does that? William Regal kissing his ass? Maybe that's a little deep?
The Powers that Be had a special surprise for Nitro at the RAW post-show party on Friday night. They were featured performers for Saturday's airing of Raw. What a great way to start off RAW and to get the boos out of the way for the main event between The Rock and John Cena. The hour long episode was as you remember with the Nakamura vs. Tyson Kidd match. And when you're wrestling for a living and being one of the top stars in the world, you don't hold back. Besides, it's been quite a week for both wrestlers and the two main event
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 8, 2020 20:53:51 GMT -5
Referee John Cone broke up the pinfall between Mysterio and Andrade. He order Mysterio outside the ring to look concerned about Zelina's urn.
Chaotic chaos ensued as Canek squared off against "Mikey Tipsy." Canek matched his high-flying performance with high spots and the best Dukes of Hazzard wisecrack in history. The feud kept going back and forth between the two as characters where suddenly banished from the ring. Canek accidentally knocked a lit match out of harm's way before the ref managed to call the match. After the match, Zelina from the first match was seen exiting the ring and going into the dressing room, playing it off like Canek and Mysterio were in a friendly match.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 9, 2020 20:19:32 GMT -5
****SPOILERS*****
Brock Lesnar, the WWE champion, is entering the Royal Rumble at number 1.
NXT Champion Kevin Owens is 2nd.
Lucha Underground champion Maximo Blanco is 3rd.
WWE's Alexa Bliss is 5th.
Bray Wyatt is 6th.
The Undertaker is 7th.
Bryan Danielson is 8th.
Roman Reigns is 9th.
Bryan is 10th.
Bray is 11th.
Wyatt is 12th.
Addison is 13th.
Roman Reigns' NXT title is the 14th.
Calvin Blount is the 15th.
Sabian is the 16th.
Maven is 17th.
AJ Styles is 18th.
JEFF LABOON is 19th.
Big E is 20th.
Naomi is 21st.
Bobby Roode is 22nd.
Tommaso Ciampa is 23rd.
Nia Jax is 24th.
Tasha is 25th.
Alex Riley is 26th.
Bobby Lashley is 27th.
Owen Roddy is 28th.
Bobby Roode is 29th.
Bobby Lashley is 30th.
Vince McMahon is 31st.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 9, 2020 22:21:34 GMT -5
CM Punk drops Pipe Bomb on The Miz.
Kofi Kingston vs. Enzo Amore in a wheelchair match
Ibn Abba vs. Alberto Del Rio
CM Punk vs. Jack Swagger
The Miz vs. Fandango
Colin Cassady vs. Sin Cara
The Miz vs. Fandango
CM Punk and Mark Henry vs. The Usos in a Non-Title Match
"The Board" Match: Big Show vs. The Miz in a Non-Title Match
Raw 5/17/16
Chris Jericho vs. Erick Rowan
Enzo Amore vs. Alberto Del Rio
Big Show vs. Jack Swagger
The Miz vs. Jack Swagger
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Post by bob on Jan 9, 2020 23:00:25 GMT -5
Hornswoggle was revealed as the anonymous RAW General Manager.
King Barrett defeated Mojo Rawley
All American Champion Jeff Jarrett pinned Tugboat
The Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer) pinned Kama (w/ Ted Dibiase & Virgil) at the 21-second mark with the tombstone; after the bout, Dibiase came out and hit a knee to the back
8/27/94 - hosted by Vince McMahon, Roddy Piper, & Randy Savage; included an in-ring segment hosted by Jerry Lawler where Randy Savage appeared with McMichael's award; included Jerry Lawler interviewing Ted Dibiase & Virgil backstage, during which Dibiase said he wanted to be in the finals of the Survivor
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 10, 2020 10:41:55 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston vs. Enzo Amore in a wheelchair match For some twisted reason, I now want to see this match.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 10, 2020 11:59:21 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston vs. Enzo Amore in a wheelchair match For some twisted reason, I now want to see this match. Kofi after winning:"This is for you, Xavier!"
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Post by bob on Jan 10, 2020 23:01:30 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal won the WWE Championship from Randy Orton.
Fans react to the news on Twitter. Courtesy: Getty Images
Mumbai, Nov. 15 (IANS): While actor Aamir Khan is away with the World T20, Mumbai has been left bereft after two porn stars, Nisha and Briyanka, mysteriously and completely disappeared from public. But they weren't Hollywood to play cops and robbers; they were a couple of Pakistani actresses.
Nisha's famous porn film was released in 2014, and was about Pakistan. The Pakistani porn actresses had come to Mumbai in 2014 to shoot a porn film. Although the film didn't hit any big scene, it became popular in Pakistan.
The pair had stayed in Mumbai since November 2015 and had
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Post by bob on Jan 10, 2020 23:07:48 GMT -5
Lacey Evans called Sasha Banks "a nasty."
She also referred to the two of them as a "weak blonde bitch."
Meanwhile, Pharoahe Monch is said to be disgusted with Banks' debut, and he's likely to find another way to make his point. The Rock is coming to this event, and Monch has an entire YouTube page devoted to his displeasure of the WWE for not opening the doors for more African-Americans. It's unlikely he'll hold it against Banks that she is a woman of color.
3. Randy Orton v. Bray Wyatt
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 11, 2020 13:08:41 GMT -5
Damn, this Bayley/Lacey Evans feud's getting scary.
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Post by bob on Jan 11, 2020 15:47:56 GMT -5
Steve Austin gave Vince McMahon a beer bath.
The WWE Universe was set to be stuck with the seven greatest F-bomb lists in history and Batista'd Ric Flair before they would even get through WrestleMania 26. But instead of accepting their roles as seven for life, the WWE Universe chose a new benchmark when they voted Batista No. 2 in a Hall of Fame ballot, behind only Diesel and Triple H. That — along with the 25 appearances Batista has made in the Hall of Fame, making him the only performer who has been to three WrestleManias — means he is now tied for sixth on the all-time list behind Diesel, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, The Rock and Randy Savage. Batista has drawn attention because of his involvement in The Shield,
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Post by bob on Jan 11, 2020 15:49:24 GMT -5
Vince McMahon peed himself after Steve Austin threatened him with toy gun.
RAW. A WRESTLING MACHINE that, had it not been for a pair of Nitro's writers, would have made the ultra rich wrestling industry look absolutely ridiculous. Over the course of their tenure, they'd use the competitors they hired to generate massive bums on seats and hype the show. They'd spend the show setting up amazing camera angles and use crowd fire as selling points for certain match. There'd be for some reason, inattentive technical ineptitude and overrated draws, matches you'd watch and feel bad for having been suckered into because of the tremendous buildup and Wrestlemania week smell of scented matches. Worst of all, at no point was there
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 11, 2020 16:16:11 GMT -5
Vince McMahon peed himself after Steve Austin threatened him with toy gun.RAW. A WRESTLING MACHINE that, had it not been for a pair of Nitro's writers, would have made the ultra rich wrestling industry look absolutely ridiculous. Over the course of their tenure, they'd use the competitors they hired to generate massive bums on seats and hype the show. They'd spend the show setting up amazing camera angles and use crowd fire as selling points for certain match. There'd be for some reason, inattentive technical ineptitude and overrated draws, matches you'd watch and feel bad for having been suckered into because of the tremendous buildup and Wrestlemania week smell of scented matches. Worst of all, at no point was there Not once have I gone into Wrestlemania week hoping for scented matches haha. WRESTLEMANIA XXV headlined by Underteatree v. Sage Michaels
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Post by bob on Jan 11, 2020 22:26:43 GMT -5
Lars Sullivan gay porn past resurfaced. Vince McMahon responded by
explaining how the "well known" porn actor was a fraud and that he "might" have been gay and had been up to no good, but never made any accusations against McMahon and said Sullivan was "supposedly" gone. "Don't expect me to take sides in a thing like this. I haven't seen any of the material, and it doesn't give me a damn whether he's straight or gay. Let the people of 'Wrestling' have their views. I'd just as soon someone try to ruin someone's career than another guy's so this is a discussion we're having. He's a successful actor, man. It's a sad story
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Post by r. on Apr 20, 2020 13:01:45 GMT -5
Thought it would be nifty to resurrect this as we all find things to do.
Also the thought of a depressed Brock after losing to Gallows gave me a good chuckle
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