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Post by Tenshigure on Dec 15, 2019 19:28:50 GMT -5
Easy enough: "I Am Legend" needs to follow the original book ending.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 15, 2019 19:30:58 GMT -5
Thinking about it, the Jurassic Park movie ending IS this for the book.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 15, 2019 20:04:12 GMT -5
Requiem For A Dream: "I'm going to stop taking drugs, I don't need them anymore, I'm starting that band I've always talked about, call ourselves 30 Seconds To Mars!"
Actually, I think I made it worse
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 15, 2019 20:12:48 GMT -5
Okay, Montague. Time for a truce. We already lost two lives in this feud. Now our kids are infatuated with each other. If we try to keep these kids apart, who knows what they'll do? You've seen how emotional these kids are. Let's squash the beef. For our children's sake. Enough blood has been spilled over this feud. Who knows? Maybe these two were meant for each other. Maybe they're meant to bring our families together.
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Post by thechase on Dec 16, 2019 4:24:46 GMT -5
Buffy: I love you
Spike: Yes you do, and thanks for saying it
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2019 5:05:14 GMT -5
What comes to mind is that joke from The Simpsons.
"Frankly my dear I love you, let's remarry."
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Post by thechase on Dec 16, 2019 6:11:01 GMT -5
What comes to mind is that joke from The Simpsons. "Frankly my dear I love you, let's remarry." What's great about this is that in the Marvel universe, that version with the happy ending actually becomes canon by the year 2099. Not sure if it's Spencer directly acknowledging The Simpsons gag, but since it and Marvel are owned by Disney, it might not be a coincidence.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 16, 2019 6:50:07 GMT -5
“WHAT’S IN THE BOX!? WHAT’S IN THE f***ING BOX!?!”
“Hey it’s a cake and there is a message on top it says FEEL THE WRATH OF CHOCOLATE”
“What? I already did gluttony... Happy Birthday!”
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 16, 2019 8:16:44 GMT -5
the 1988 movie The Vanishing
the stories main character doesn't end up drugged and wakes up and finds himself buried alive
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Scoops
ALF
Potato Clown
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Post by Scoops on Dec 16, 2019 9:13:49 GMT -5
Randy the Ram: Actually, I don't think I'm gonna wrestle tonight and should probably look into getting my job back and maybe start seeing a therapist .
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Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 16, 2019 10:03:49 GMT -5
The campers at Camp Crystal Lake have a great time, make new friends, do a little pot, have a little sex, and go home with fond memories and excitement to come back next year. Meanwhile, a crazy old woman is arrested after being spotted trying to set up a death trap in the woods.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 16, 2019 10:10:55 GMT -5
The campers at Camp Crystal Lake have a great time, make new friends, do a little pot, have a little sex, and go home with fond memories and excitement to come back next year. Meanwhile, a crazy old woman is arrested after being spotted trying to set up a death trap in the woods. But as good news for that woman, during the arrest they also found her long thought dead son, who despite facial deformities and mental deficiency was brought in to be raised right.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 16, 2019 15:11:20 GMT -5
Romeo and Juliet actually get on the same page and fake their deaths and run off to France, leaving their shitty families behind forever.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 16, 2019 15:13:28 GMT -5
The campers at Camp Crystal Lake have a great time, make new friends, do a little pot, have a little sex, and go home with fond memories and excitement to come back next year. Meanwhile, a crazy old woman is arrested after being spotted trying to set up a death trap in the woods. I always wanted there to be a rival camp on the other side of the lake that has a great time and is thankful that they all didn't get massacred.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 16, 2019 16:09:04 GMT -5
Just end Nightmare on Elm Street before the ending with the bus.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 16, 2019 16:15:22 GMT -5
What comes to mind is that joke from The Simpsons. "Frankly my dear I love you, let's remarry." Didn't this movie have a war in it?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 16, 2019 16:16:26 GMT -5
Batman v. Superman ends with a black screen and bold text:
We're sorry that we allowed this to happen.
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Post by thechase on Dec 16, 2019 16:44:12 GMT -5
Batman v. Superman ends with a black screen and bold text: We're sorry that we allowed this to happen. There's a pretty popular fanedit of the movie called "No Justice" which resolves the film right after Bruce saves Martha.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 16, 2019 16:49:34 GMT -5
Batman v. Superman ends with a black screen and bold text: We're sorry that we allowed this to happen. There's a pretty popular fanedit of the movie called "No Justice" which resolves the film right after Bruce saves Martha. BvS was already boiling garbage by that point in the sequence of scenes that some would call a "movie". I would end it right before Jimmy Olsen is killed.
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Dec 16, 2019 17:03:42 GMT -5
Ozymandias: Damn! I should have done it thirty-five minutes ago when I had the chance. I give up.
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