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Post by wildojinx on Dec 14, 2019 21:33:41 GMT -5
Or at least change a downer ending to a happy or at least bittersweet ending
(Spoilers, obviously)
Of Mice and Men: Lennie only accidently strains the neck of Curley's Wife , and a bunch of rabbits somehow come to the farm, who are strong enough to absorb Lennie's touch, and he tends the rabbits for the rest of his life.
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Post by mystermystery on Dec 15, 2019 11:50:12 GMT -5
The plan works and our hero manages to drive off the freeloaders ruining the opportunity to open a shopping center in the middle of this little town. It takes off, he becomes rich, and the town is saved from all the jobs created.
Sure, it might have taken a ghost, but he pulled it off despite the efforts of those meddling kids and their silly dog.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 15, 2019 11:53:53 GMT -5
The gods decide because of their dedication and such, now that their families have put aside their feud, to give the young lovers a second chance at life away from it all to be happy for all their years.
...debatable whether Shakespeare would have actually done that or not.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 15, 2019 12:10:28 GMT -5
The Mist - They wait a few f***ing seconds for the army to arrive
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dav
Hank Scorpio
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Post by dav on Dec 15, 2019 12:24:30 GMT -5
Kung Fu Panda - Actually have Tai Lung call everyone out for the crap he went through, gain redemption and slap the panda on the way out.
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Post by thechase on Dec 15, 2019 12:30:13 GMT -5
Simpsons episode "I Love Lisa"-Lisa actually tells Ralph she appreciates him getting the tickets to Krusty's show for the pair of them, enjoys his company,laughs off the mishap with her dress and the ice cream cone, and suggests to him live on television that they take things slow in their relationship, Ralph doesn't quite have the fire to perform in the school play but at least he still has Lisa afterwards.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 15, 2019 12:31:03 GMT -5
"Hey, I just found your expectant wife the perfect Christmas give, these unworn baby shoes!"
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Post by thechase on Dec 15, 2019 12:35:43 GMT -5
Spider-Man: One More Day...
MJ says no, Peter says no, Joe Quesada is fired into the sun and nobody shall ever speak of this again until penalty of torture
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 15, 2019 12:35:56 GMT -5
"Don't worry about it, Jake...we're going to Disneyland!"
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Dec 15, 2019 13:51:12 GMT -5
Homer is humiliated in the diorama contest, and Frank Grimes gets his deserved promotion.
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Post by mike1287 on Dec 15, 2019 14:00:18 GMT -5
Seymour gets taken to the pound, is picked up by scientists to use as a test subject for wormhole technology research, and is sent through a portal to the 30th century to be reunited with Fry.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 15, 2019 14:04:10 GMT -5
The boy in the striped pajamas escapes kills Hitler
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 15, 2019 14:06:31 GMT -5
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Mysterio exposing Peter’s identity is quickly debunked by the Avengers.
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Post by thechase on Dec 15, 2019 14:37:39 GMT -5
"I am...Carol Danvers" (snap)
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Post by Cyno on Dec 15, 2019 15:25:26 GMT -5
Lex Luthor: "Lena, Kara is Supergirl and she's been lying about it to your face the entire time!"
Lena Luthor: "I'm sure she had her reasons. I will process this new information like an adult and let Kara explain her actions. And hey, I haven't exactly been perfect either."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2019 17:21:55 GMT -5
It was the best of times...
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 15, 2019 17:29:49 GMT -5
"Ha!! Did you see that, Rogers? I came down on that shit, planted that axe right in that purple asshole's head! I'm going to get drunk with the rabbit and the tree, be careful with that glove...and ask Stark who the strongest Avenger is now, baby!"
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 15, 2019 18:29:20 GMT -5
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 15, 2019 19:02:15 GMT -5
Wow, good thing we missed that iceberg huh?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 15, 2019 19:08:06 GMT -5
The Mist - They wait a few f***ing seconds for the army to arrive If he has 1 more bullet and sees the army appear from the Mist... does he pull the trigger? |
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