Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street!

[Chainsaw]

Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.

[mcmahonfan85]

do we have to put up with this? I mean, I know it's a small post, but I think we can do better than this

[Chainsaw]

Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.

[mcmahonfan85]

...thank you

[Rumble McSkirmish]

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweet shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son that's a different story altogether.....I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Schwing!!!!! Haha....that’s the sound of Wayne’s boner!