Let's become bad 80s comedians

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Introduce a topic, then the next poster answers it as an 80s comedian, complete with pop culture references.

Example: dating.

"I hate dating. You go out with a woman, take her to see Def Leppard, then you try and get her in the sack, and all she wants to do is go home and eat Frusen-Gladje! I mean, who's with me?"

Lawyers

[Baixo Astral]

In America, you watch TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.

Done and done.

[Rocky Van Heineken]

Who's ready to smash some fruit??

[gsguy]

rockygotfingered said:

Who's ready to smash some fruit??

(Puts tarp over himself and giggles like an idiot)

[invaderdave]

Men and women are completely different!

Things are different now than they were when I was younger!

F-words!