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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 19, 2007 17:49:18 GMT -5
Some of you know I got dumped a while ago (under one of my numerous usernames), but things are looking up. Met this girl at a Whole Foods market, we started talking about wheat grass juice of all things, and we went out on a date or three. Instead of another date, she invites me to HER HOUSE for dinner this week after work Friday. That's right, I'm gonna GIT ME SOME  Jealous? Seriously, she's a great lady, and maybe this will turn into something. I'm a 'relationship' guy, I hate being single. |
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Post by normcoleman on Mar 19, 2007 17:51:54 GMT -5
wrap it up, no glove no love
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2007 17:52:14 GMT -5
Oh you're so gonna end up trusted up like a turkey in her basement before she eats various body parts Have fun though  |
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 19, 2007 17:53:07 GMT -5
In about 3 weeks, I'm gonna have to carry a notepad around saying: "Always have condoms handy. Do not procreate, the world cant handle it." and then below that, a running tally of how much Road Head I owe.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Mar 19, 2007 17:53:35 GMT -5
Congrats man. Seems like most relationships I've heard or seen have started off in a super market.
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Post by nisi on Mar 19, 2007 17:58:04 GMT -5
Congrats, with the wheat grass you have a touching "how we met" story.
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 19, 2007 18:11:14 GMT -5
I find it ironic that your username is Chris hansen and you're talking about getting laid-i take it she's legal |
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Post by Blindkarevik on Mar 19, 2007 18:12:14 GMT -5
Yeah, watch out for security cameras.... and if she says, "I have to do some laundry quick, but help yourself to some ice tea I made" RUN!!!!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 19, 2007 18:24:29 GMT -5
Yeah, watch out for security cameras.... and if she says, "I have to do some laundry quick, but help yourself to some ice tea I made" RUN!!!! LOL ;D |
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 19, 2007 18:33:10 GMT -5
It occured to me after I posted that this was a sex thread made by Chris Hansen. Fellow crappers, thanks for covering the pedo jokes for me.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 19, 2007 18:37:46 GMT -5
She told me she was 18
~runs~
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 19, 2007 18:40:04 GMT -5
Oh, you know whats actually pretty ironic? I think the girl I'm going out with isnt underage. She's 17, but she'sa traveling citizen, so techincally, illegal if we do anything.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 19, 2007 18:47:22 GMT -5
Did you ask if there would be [sexyvoice]dessert[/sexyvoice]?
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Post by Blindkarevik on Mar 19, 2007 23:10:59 GMT -5
Where exactly is this gonna take place? Because in the event of you trying to make a break for it... once the police take you down, I just want to be there to scream "GORE! GORE! GORE!"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 23, 2007 21:44:29 GMT -5
BTW, I didn't score  |
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Post by nisi on Mar 23, 2007 21:46:42 GMT -5
BTW, I didn't score Is it over or just slower? If you're really a "relationship guy" slow is probably on your side, so you got that going for you. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 23, 2007 21:48:57 GMT -5
BTW, I didn't score Is it over or just slower? If you're really a "relationship guy" slow is probably on your side, so you got that going for you. No, it's nothing like that. She asked for a raincheck, and we're going out next week to PF Changs. But I had my glow-in-the-dark condom all ready for nothing  |
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Mar 23, 2007 21:48:59 GMT -5
The second anyone saw your name under members logged on (as opposed to members getting a taste of pie), we knew.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 23, 2007 21:50:58 GMT -5
The second anyone saw your name under members logged on (as opposed to members getting a taste of pie), we knew.  |
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Post by nisi on Mar 23, 2007 21:53:36 GMT -5
The second anyone saw your name under members logged on (as opposed to members getting a taste of pie), we knew. That's a "still in the game" smile. |
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