Russo-ize Wrestlemania 36

[Johnny D]

Michelle McCool turns heel on Taker costing him the match and cuts a promo the next night on RAW saying it was all a plan between her and AJ!

[Thunderbolt]

They already did when AJ started SHOOTIN~!

Vince Russo writes himself as an on-screen character and beats Brock at Wrestlemania for the title, then proceeds to call all the wrestlers and fans "marks" the next night in a promo.

[XIII]

Beth Phoenix runs out as Randy is about give Edge another conchairto and it looks like she’s going to low blow him but instead takes the chair and does it herself! Then she makes out with Orton.

Otis and Mandy are about to finally have their moment where they declare their love for each other....until Otis announces that he has a fetish that involves f***ing various foods, thus solving the mystery of Tucker finding a watermelon with a hole drilled in it in their locker room.

Brock Lesnar announces that he’s not going to fake fight tonight and it will be real when he fights Drew. Wins in 30 seconds after an F5, whereupon HHH runs out and berates Brock for not following the script. Saudi Crown Prince then rides down in a Rolls Royce and announces that he owns Brock’s contract and thus the WWE title, which will now only be defended in Saudi Arabia at the Super Showdown events.

Becky Lynch defeats Shayna but is stripped of the title when Kurt Angle shows up with proof that Becky is really a man....not just the Man. Dolph Ziggler is confused...yet interested.

The Undertaker pins AJ Styles after 3 minutes. Vince runs down, tears up a contract and says “are you happy now, you old son of a bitch!?”

Roman Reigns and Goldberg are both laid out and here comes Jeff Jarrett with the pin for another godawful championship run.

Humberto Carrillo v. Andrade v. Garza v. Kalisto with Rey Mysterio hanging above the ring in a piñata suit. Whoever knocks him down gets him as a tag partner and it becomes a handicap match.

Braun Strowman wins the IC title back then throws it down and pisses on it mid ring.

Whoever the tag champions are defend it in two singles matches with an opposing team member each winning a match thus making an odd couple tag team.

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

That fool is the only person who would make the Coronavirus a main storyline for WrestleMania, so I’d rather he sit this one out.....



Bro.

[Vampiro138]

I had this idea the second Goldberg vs Fiend was announced

Goldberg beats Roman

Hogan comes out to check on his friend Roman Reigns

Goldberg challenges Hogan

Hogan gets his win back and finally beats Goldberg

they WM9 it with Hogan again.

[Push R Truth]

Whomever wins the Women's Title will be stripped of the title after it's revealed they have a penis.

Vince Russo wins the 24/7 Title.

The Andre the Giant Battle Royale is now a Trophy on a Pole match.

[Deleted]

All the matches are destined to be really short and everything's about people's real life wives.

[Hypnosis]

Kairi Sane reveals she has a "cannon" after losing the Women's Tag Titles.  Asuka looks on in shock.

McCool low blows Taker to give Styles the win, then reveals she's pregnant with Styles' baby.  Styles is also in a relationship with Layla.  Claire Lynch returns by Taker's side.

Baszler gives Becky a bloodbath, then chokes her out to win the title.

Otis reveals he's been dating HAM the whole time to Mandy after beating Ziggler.

Beth Phoenix costs Edge his match with Orton, and kisses the latter, but then knocks him out.

McIntyre beats Lesnar after a ref bump, interference from No Way Jose, Mojo Rawley, Riddick Moss, Zack Ryder, and Rik Bugez.

[Deleted]

Shayna lays down for Becky and cuts a worked shoot after the match about how Rebecca Quin "and none of the other bitches in the back" would last against her in a real fight. Shayna then attacks Becky "for real," pulls out some garden shears, and threatens to "Cut The Man's f***ing dick off" off while Tom Phillips screams about none of it being scripted.

Undertaker comes out to no music and fights AJ in his street clothes. The commentators keep calling him Mark to put over how real the fight is. Mark loses when he's distracted by Michelle McCool and Sara making out at ringside. Michelle reveals that she's been having an affair with Sara for years.

They do the WM IX ending with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin as the Hulk Hogan to Drew's Bret Hart, beating Brock for the title.

A repackaged Lars Sullivan returns with a Nazi gimmick and attacks Goldberg.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Misfits in Action return as Zack Ryder tells everyone to refer to him by his real name: General Dick Gozinya.

Sarah Logan joins him as Sergeant Strokahontas.