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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Mar 18, 2020 20:32:12 GMT -5
“God damn, pal. Why don’t those damn millennials just commandeer an ambulance and transport themselves to the local medical facility?”
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Mar 18, 2020 22:40:40 GMT -5
God damn it pal give em an Orange snocone the vitamin c should fix em
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Gummydavidson
Dennis Stamp
Johnny Davidson for Prime Minister!
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Post by Gummydavidson on Mar 19, 2020 14:50:24 GMT -5
"NOW YOU KNOW WHY SNEEZING IS AWFUL PAL!"
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Mar 19, 2020 14:53:54 GMT -5
"So we're gonna bring in the most disgusting looking jobber we can find. Dress him up as this stupid virus and have Braun crush him. It's gonna be good shit pal!"
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 19, 2020 15:16:32 GMT -5
“Usually when I get f***ed this hard, it’s on a bear skin rug.”
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 19, 2020 15:39:45 GMT -5
Vince: What is the big damn deal about this Coronavirus?! Didn't he work for us years ago?
Triple H: Uhhhh...are you thinking of Marquis Cor Von?
Vince: Whatever! Tomato-Tomahto.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 19, 2020 15:53:18 GMT -5
Whats this SARS that I've been hearing about?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 19, 2020 16:22:38 GMT -5
“My Syphils attacked the Coronavirus, I am inmortal pal!”
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 19, 2020 16:50:49 GMT -5
“My Syphils attacked the Coronavirus, I am inmortal pal!” I almost thought that said "Syphon Filter", and wondered when Vince suddenly took an interest in video games. (Aside from that Pokemon Go tweet.) |
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Post by floundertime on Mar 19, 2020 18:03:10 GMT -5
“Usually when I get f***ed this hard, it’s on a bear skin rug.” That’s good sh!t |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Mar 19, 2020 20:35:35 GMT -5
“Usually when I get f***ed this hard, it’s on a bear skin rug.” Stealing this one |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 19, 2020 20:38:11 GMT -5
It’s me CDC! It was me all along!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2020 7:54:14 GMT -5
"Who the F**K hired Corona??"
"What the F**K is a Corona??
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Mar 20, 2020 8:23:42 GMT -5
5 years from now: "How about that Corona Virus? really messing thing up right now, pal!"
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Mar 20, 2020 9:13:18 GMT -5
“He’s gonna PUKE!” is sadly fitting for a time like this.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Mar 20, 2020 9:21:37 GMT -5
God damn it pal give em an Orange snocone the vitamin c should fix em  |
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Mar 20, 2020 15:19:16 GMT -5
"Who the F**K hired Corona??" "What the F**K is a Corona?? Stick with Dewar's on the rocks, pal! |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 20, 2020 15:26:10 GMT -5
So what you're saying is I'm indestructible?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2020 16:21:19 GMT -5
CORONAWHAT? HAHAHA GET ME AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH PAL
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 20, 2020 16:44:28 GMT -5
"NOW YOU KNOW WHY SNEEZING IS AWFUL PAL!" Sir, sneezing isn’t one of the usual symptoms of..... SHUT UP!!! |
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