Favorite Shoot Insults in Wrestling?

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Like not scripted things or things done in character on the fly, but more behind the scenes stuff.

It was technically on a Nitro but Scott Steiner going off on Ric Flair one time really came off like a shoot. Him saying he had crooked yellow teeth always sticks out to me. You usually don’t see wrestlers insult people’s teeth too much unless they are legendarily bad like Mick Foley’s.

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Also from Steiner on Flair; that time he said he looked like a Sharpei.

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Sunny Days

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Stan Lane told Disco Inferno behind the scenes “Disco you can’t draw anything you can’t draw a breath”.

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Apr 15, 2020 11:18:55 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Stan Lane told Disco Inferno behind the scenes “Disco you can’t draw anything you can’t draw a breath”.

Reminds me of that Mike Graham classic about Jeff Jarrett, "Broke 10,000 guitars, never drew a dime."

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I respect you, BOOKER MAN!

[MiLB Fan]

Diss the Diva, for how off-the-rails it got.

Lawler - “Are we still on the air?”
Ross - “Um, I think so.”

[BorneAgain]

It was a tasteless comment, tanked the company he was a part of, and is more of an accusation than insult.

But for sheer entertainment value (largely coming from his over the top delivery) nothing tops this:

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[James Fabiano]

"WHERE'S YOUR SCISSORS?!!?" Only to laugh at the line flopping, Eric repeating it, only for it to flop again.

The first few appearances of the Outsiders, turning the Billionaire Ted skits against the WWF.

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Apr 15, 2020 12:38:46 GMT -5 MiLB Fan said:

Diss the Diva, for how off-the-rails it got.

Lawler - “Are we still on the air?”
Ross - “Um, I think so.”

Didn’t that essentially end with two of the contestants turning into stereotypical mean girls and slut shaming the third finalist. Then one of the mean girls actually won. And all the insults were super crass. Things like that third contestant having a vagina so wide you can drive a truck through it.

Also, at least one of those contestants (possibly all three) ended up being well known divas lol. But f*** if I remember who they were.

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A.J. Lee to the Bellas: “Too bad talent isn’t sexually transmitted”

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Stan Lane refusing to touch the smelly jobber when Bobby tossed him out the ring and Bobby pinning the smelly jobber with a finger coz he was so smelly. Bobby kicks him really hard I tge face too at one point. I hope everything they did was an exaggerated shoot and not a work coz that is what makes it funny.

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Apr 15, 2020 16:44:11 GMT -5 malloc said:

Stan Lane refusing to touch the smelly jobber when Bobby tossed him out the ring and Bobby pinning the smelly jobber with a finger coz he was so smelly. K hope it was a shoot and not a work cox that wgst makes it funny.

It was 100 percent a shoot. A lot of jobbers used the same gear a lot since they couldn't really drop the cash to buy spares often, and weren't always great with their hygiene. Vader wouldn't wash his gear, citing sumo superstition since he had spent so much time in Japan, and plenty of people were rubbed the wrong way by that in his WWF run.

Most guys travel with at least a couple of pairs of trunks that they could cycle between to not be skunky in the ring, and would wash them in hotel sinks or the like if they had to.

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Apr 15, 2020 13:08:22 GMT -5 KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! said:

Apr 15, 2020 12:38:46 GMT -5 MiLB Fan said:

Diss the Diva, for how off-the-rails it got.

Lawler - “Are we still on the air?”
Ross - “Um, I think so.”

Didn’t that essentially end with two of the contestants turning into stereotypical mean girls and slut shaming the third finalist. Then one of the mean girls actually won. And all the insults were super crass. Things like that third contestant having a vagina so wide you can drive a truck through it.

Also, at least one of those contestants (possibly all three) ended up being well known divas lol. But f*** if I remember who they were.

The third was Carmella DeCesare, who was already well known. She was to the Diva Search was Dr. Death was to the Brawl For All.

But people liked Christy Hemme's batshit more than DeCesare's Playboy cred.

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Russo calling Hulk Hogan “a big bald son of a bitch”.For as stupid as the whole thing was that made me laugh.

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Ole Anderson telling Ric Flair he was no good to him since he lost to Mr Perfect on Raw. This was a few years after telling Undertaker no one would ever pay to see him wrestle.

[metylerca]

"Your mother taught me how!"
*smug grin*

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Howard Finkel's line about Lillian Garcia at a PPV.
Something about having to swallow his pride when he was fired as ring announcer, which was a lot more than she had to swallow to get his job.

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Russo's meltdown at Halloween Havoc

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All of Heyman's towards the balcony at ECW One Night Stand. Especially to Bischoff.