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Post by arrogantmodel on May 9, 2020 18:18:57 GMT -5
Wow, I've been out of the loop for a while, that's a great list -- "Like a car crash!" "A demolition derby!" "Business is picking up!" "What does he/she have in store for us tonight?" "X's title could be in jeopardy!" "I was talking with X in the back, and he/she says they're not here to make friends, they're here to win." "The crowd is on their feet!" He thinks the ring is a pirate ship? "But it's not a pirate ship -- no matter how much you want it to be!" [/old-NXT improv-promo + yacht persona] I don't think educated feet has been said in the WWE but that might be more of a JR thing. I love that one -- did it really get said about people other than RVD? That's AWESOME if so. (Oh yeah, I vaguely remember maybe they said it about Tajiri too?) "Educated feet" was the first one I thought of. I mainly remember JR saying that about X-Pac. "Stole/Stealing a victory." What the hell does this mean? The guy who wins wasn't supposed to? If the guy cheats, ok. But if somebody just rolls up an opponent, they didn't steal anything.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 9, 2020 18:21:54 GMT -5
“I had a chance to speak to _________ earlier today, and they told me
“Stacks him up!”
“Head on a swivel.”
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 9, 2020 18:22:41 GMT -5
Oh, that totally reminds me of two more: "[wrestler X] is directing traffic!", when X is telling his 2+ flunkies to beat up the babyfaces (I think this probably died out around the same time as "Battling Back") "The Numbers Game!"
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Post by crowley1986 on May 9, 2020 18:34:45 GMT -5
Every Heel since 2002, "Each And Every One of You", please stop scripting everything it sounds ridiculous when everyone says the same jargon or words which Vince read in a thesaurus like "eviscerate", "Disembowel"..
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Post by malloc on May 9, 2020 19:02:58 GMT -5
Another WCW one, Does Tony Schiavone still say "greatest night in the history of our sport"?
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Post by Venti on May 9, 2020 19:09:21 GMT -5
Undertaker is the best "pure striker" in the World Wrestling Federation.
Someone should have asked Jim Ross what exactly makes striking "pure" or "unpure"
I remember Michael Cole always saying dramatically "to the skull!!" Because I guess that's less violent sounding than "head"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 9, 2020 19:12:09 GMT -5
the best pure athlete in the wWE.
hasn't been pulled out in a while I don't think...
Billy Gunn, Shelton Benjamin and Naomi are the three they loved using that cliche on that I remember.
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Post by Venti on May 9, 2020 19:17:14 GMT -5
the best pure athlete in the wWE. hasn't been pulled out in a while I don't think... Billy Gunn, Shelton Benjamin and Naomi are the three they loved using that cliche on that I remember. I love how in the Attitude era when they had Shamrock, Severn and later Kurt Angle on the roster, Undertaker and Billy Gunn were the best pure striker/pure athlete in the WWF
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Post by crowley1986 on May 9, 2020 19:22:26 GMT -5
the best pure athlete in the wWE. hasn't been pulled out in a while I don't think... Billy Gunn, Shelton Benjamin and Naomi are the three they loved using that cliche on that I remember. I love how in the Attitude era when they had Shamrock, Severn and later Kurt Angle on the roster, Undertaker and Billy Gunn were the best pure striker/pure athlete in the WWF Orlando Jordan got that as well...i thought it was code for they have nothing but a good look/athletic Like when JR said when it was going to suck/be horrible "bowling shoe ugly"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 9, 2020 19:35:17 GMT -5
I love how in the Attitude era when they had Shamrock, Severn and later Kurt Angle on the roster, Undertaker and Billy Gunn were the best pure striker/pure athlete in the WWF Orlando Jordan got that as well...i thought it was code for they have nothing but a good look/athletic Like when JR said when it was going to suck/be horrible "bowling shoe ugly" Yeah, it is kinda one of their codes for... we don't really have anything specific to talk about but hey... look they sure are athletic!
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Post by saneiac on May 9, 2020 21:18:26 GMT -5
the best pure athlete in the wWE. hasn't been pulled out in a while I don't think... Billy Gunn, Shelton Benjamin and Naomi are the three they loved using that cliche on that I remember. I swear they used those words to describe Apollo Crews just a few weeks ago.
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Post by Soultastic on May 10, 2020 0:55:41 GMT -5
This... SINGLES MATCH... will be an important match.
I've never seen a match like THIIIIS before.
I dated a redhead once. No hair, just a red head.
Sheamus tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "sorry, no professionals".
That gives a new meaning to... take a seat.
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Post by Chiral on May 10, 2020 1:09:20 GMT -5
FOR THE WIN!!!!! *2 count EVERY. TIME.
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Post by Chrome the Sciencer on May 10, 2020 1:22:00 GMT -5
"There's Kofi with that wildcat offense"
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Post by government mule on May 10, 2020 1:47:12 GMT -5
something something government mule
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Post by thehottag on May 10, 2020 2:04:18 GMT -5
I remember this one coming up more than once
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 10, 2020 5:55:18 GMT -5
"Stick a fork in him he's done!"
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on May 10, 2020 6:22:05 GMT -5
I can vividly remember Big Show's hands being frying pans, bowling balls, and catcher's mitts on various occasions Best one of those was cole saying that Mark Henry has... "LIMB LIKE ARMS!" Another highlight was during the Undertaker/Big Boss Man HIAC from WM 15, Cole came out with “You could get a finger caught in there!” when putting over how dangerous the Cell is.
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on May 10, 2020 6:48:59 GMT -5
I don't think educated feet has been said in the WWE but that might be more of a JR thing. Didn't he also call Taker's punches "soupbones" and talked about Big Show's hands being "frying pans"? Did he? I recently saw Undertaker's corner punches named "Soup Bones" in mobile game WWE Champions and wondered what that was about.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on May 10, 2020 7:01:37 GMT -5
Now that Big Show is part time, the question of how you get a man of that size over the top rope is no longer being asked.
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