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Post by lildude8218 on May 18, 2020 19:02:18 GMT -5
We could use a little fun around here. Nothing mean, just be silly.
"Due to being unable to defend the AEW World Tag Team titles, Kenny Omega and Hangman Page are being stripped of the titles and a tournament will begin to crown new champions. Best Friends will receive a bye into the 2nd round due to being the current #1 contenders for the titles. The other team receiving a bye into the 2nd round are former champions Kenny Omega and Hangman Page."
Every first round match ends in a double dq, double countout, or time limit draw setting the final round match up to be: Kenny Omega and Hangman Page vs Best Friends.
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Mr. Brodie Lee and a new Creeper meet Kenny/Page in the finals. Page never shows up for the match. The new Creeper is unmasked to reveal Hangman Page. He attacks both Kenny and Brodie and says he doesn't need a partner. Kenny and Brodie become a reluctant tag team feuding against Solo Tag Team Champion Champion Hangman Page.
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Post by thewaykokid on May 18, 2020 19:08:56 GMT -5
Mr. Brodie Lee reveals that there is someone even higher up than himself in the Dark Order...... It's Russo.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 19:12:48 GMT -5
Adam Page Golf Cart Drunk Driver
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Post by thewaykokid on May 18, 2020 19:19:51 GMT -5
Cody lays down for archer at DON giving him the TNT belt on the next dynamite he says he is the reason Jake and Archer are there. Why? Cause swerve bro that's why.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 23:09:12 GMT -5
Pretend Russo is booking AEW? Ok GOOD GOD NO!!!! Why are they this stupid!? How many companies does he have to wreck before people learn? That is what I would say if Russo was involved.
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Post by Cyno on May 19, 2020 0:34:31 GMT -5
Marko Stunt On A Pole match.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on May 19, 2020 0:46:17 GMT -5
Kris Statlander certainly would have given someone a probing at this point.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 0:49:46 GMT -5
Mr. Brodie Lee reveals that there is someone even higher up than himself in the Dark Order...... It's Russo. I see lots of real gold in this story. I'd make Russo's character an actual shapeshifter. Edit only couple nanoseconds of frames a lil' different from the eyes, so when the watcher have time to stop the picture, they might find out who it's. It would be awesome if a hero like Cody or Hangman would turn up to be Russo at the end of the shows. Add in some great cliffhangers bro.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 1:08:59 GMT -5
Hire Dutch Mantel to manage Lucha Brothers. Make those two second in command after the newly signed Alberto Del Rio.
The Bunny gets a porn actress gimmick where as Butcher n' Blade will become more of a bondage inspired duo. MJF starts portraying a Hugh Hefner inspired character. Name 'em The Mansioneerers.
Orange Cassidy starts going "off-the-script", telling people this is just a stupid character created by Tony Khan and if it not were these tuff times he would sign with WWE instantly!
Carlito makes his debut, using the ring name "General Cohones" ...
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 1:13:42 GMT -5
It's revealed Darby Allin's mother forced him to give her an eutanasia when he was a teen boy. That's why he paints his face Día de Muertos style. When he watches in the mirror, he sees her mother's face. The pants he wears are really his moms.
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Post by Deputy Muscle on May 19, 2020 1:23:20 GMT -5
Marko Stunt On A Pole match. PPV buys go through the roof bro
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 1:24:25 GMT -5
Tony Khan starts walking 'round with a huge white tiger and nicknamed The Last Money Khan.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 1:28:19 GMT -5
Dustin Rhodes cries at every moment. Even during his matches.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 19, 2020 2:33:28 GMT -5
Mr. Brodie Lee reveals that there is someone even higher up than himself in the Dark Order...... It's Russo. hmm... Mr. Brodie Lee reveals that there is someone even higher up than himself in the Dark Order...... OH SHIT! It's Vince Russo! There we go.
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Post by optikk on May 19, 2020 6:22:55 GMT -5
Backwards ladder match. Everyone starts at the top of a ladder. The first to get to the bottom wins the AEW world championship.
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Post by Sephiroth on May 19, 2020 7:29:53 GMT -5
Luchasaurus turns out to be an herbivorous dinosaur. He cuts promos espousing veganism and shaming meat eaters.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 19, 2020 8:14:12 GMT -5
Kris Statlander certainly would have given someone a probing at this point. With Team Superbad in bad Mulder and Scully costumes.
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Post by Hypnosis on May 19, 2020 12:30:56 GMT -5
-Due to his nickname being the same as the movie, Kip Sabian becomes McLovin from "Superbad", and before buying vodka, gets knocked out by Jack Evans, dressed as a robber.
Sabian later finds Evans sleeping with Penelope Ford, who then becomes pregnant with Evans' child. -Kenny Omega wrestles Colt Cabana in a Toilet Paper on a Pole Match. -Brandi low blows Cody to help Archer win, and joins with him and Jake Roberts. -Kris Statlander "boops" all the other women and does HLA with them. -Darby Allin develops a scat fetish. -The Young Bucks do worked shoot promos about The Rockers. -Hikaru Shida turns heel and talks in crazy Japanese. She carries a sake bottle as a prop and wins matches by hitting her opponents with it.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 19, 2020 13:30:08 GMT -5
Kenny Omega vs Adam Page has been built up and finally going to happen
A drunken Adam Page stumbles his way to the ring, walks up to Kenny Omega like he's going to say something and pukes on Omega chest. Omega stands there disgusted, wipes it from his chest and licks it with his finger. Page even more disgusted throws up again and Omega school boys him while the ref is forced to hold his nose and count in all that nastiness
This is the blow off to the feud
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Post by czaren on May 19, 2020 13:31:37 GMT -5
What if Russo booked AEW?
* Kenny Omega changes his name to Kenny Olivier and gets a Lawrence of Arabia-gimmick(BRO, I HAVE THIS SUPER ORIGINAL IDEA!) * Hangmang Page drives a Zamboni down to the ring * Marko Stunt wins the AEW title in the tripple cage by pinning Tony Khan. * Lucha Bros loses their masks * Dustin Rhodes comes back as Black Reign * He books a shoot fight tournament just to get back at Brody Lee
Cornys podcast would be STRAIGHT fire though(more so than usual).
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