markymark
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by markymark on May 19, 2020 15:23:06 GMT -5
AEW would be dead already.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 15:25:15 GMT -5
* Dustin Rhodes comes back as Black Reign I need to look up some great Black Reign stuff, haven't seen anything in years!  |
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Post by thewaykokid on May 19, 2020 15:39:26 GMT -5
Spears can't stop gambling and becomes MJFs slave.
Best friends and OC get married to each other.
Omega only speaks Japanese and goes on a year long losing streak.
Cody and Dustin become the Dust Bros
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Post by czaren on May 20, 2020 7:26:05 GMT -5
* Dustin Rhodes comes back as Black Reign I need to look up some great Black Reign stuff, haven't seen anything in years! I remember it being bad, not Hardy strung out in the main event levels of abhorrently bad, just bad. You could really tell Dustin was in a bad place. |
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on May 20, 2020 9:01:33 GMT -5
He immediately sends all the luchadores back to Japan because Americans don’t want to see them anyway, bro.
Every woman is obligated to use the words ‘bitch’, ‘slut’, ‘skank’ and ‘whore’ at least once in every promo they cut. It also turns out every one of them have slept with MJF and now at least three of them have herpes and Brit Baker is pregnant. He then spends the next two months calling out Adam Cole and using his new catchphrase “It’s not Adam Cole’s BAYBAY!” But then swerve, Brit’s child is actually Russo’s. And then they have a pole match for no reason.
Gets rid of the rankings system because nobody cares how many fake fights you’ve won, bro.
Hangman kills Cody’s dog in a drunk driving accident. Swerve: Brandi paid Hangman to do it because Cody loved the dog more than her. Cody turns heel.
Luchasaurus throws his mask away, angrily shouting “How is anyone supposed to get over with this shit!?”
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Post by lildude8218 on May 20, 2020 22:09:44 GMT -5
Someone, let's say, I don't know, Peter Avalon? Peter Avalon begins pretending to be a woman simply known as "Amanda." No one on commentary is fooled but it goes on anyway. Eventually Russo explains that it's "A Man, Duh!"
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Post by ppl591 on May 20, 2020 22:20:30 GMT -5
Allie aligns with the rhodes family as dust bunny and gets a pigpen gimmick. The butcher then gets fired from his job as a butcher for sanitary reasons because he hangs out with the bunny. This leads to a dust buster on a pole match between the butcher and Vito who wins with the help of shawn spears to pay off his gambling debts to the marinara family.
The Vito then tries to reform the marmalukes with johnny the bull who's been possessed by a demon named rellik who's the centuries long rival of damascaus. This leads to a match at the hardy compound that ends when matt gets fed up and stops the match to shoot on the fans for backing this broken crap. None of this is mentioned again.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on May 20, 2020 22:21:55 GMT -5
The Hangman vs. The Elite tension is much different when multiple wives are pregnant and all of the Elite are candidates for the father.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 22, 2020 15:33:49 GMT -5
The Casino Ladder Match Battle Royal
In order to win you must first climb the ladder, once you've retrieved the item ( a bottle of Jericho's bubbly) above you can attempt to throw somebody over the top rope, but only if they haven't grabbed MJF's Diamond ring which is in a lock box on a pole.
If you have both the ring and the bubbly however you must spend five minutes locked in a cage while the other competitors continue the match
Every two minutes a siren goes off and "opposite rules" come into effect, this is when everyone who was eliminated can return to the match and everyone who is still in it must leave the ring. It's now a Wargames style match but not the classic WCW type event but every wrestler must reenact the Matthew Broderick movie
Once you prevent the computer from causing world war 3 you are declared the winner
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 22, 2020 15:36:43 GMT -5
The Casino Ladder Match Battle Royal In order to win you must first climb the ladder, once you've retrieved the item ( a bottle of Jericho's bubbly) above you can attempt to throw somebody over the top rope, but only if they haven't grabbed MJF's Diamond ring which is in a lock box on a pole. If you have both the ring and the bubbly however you must spend five minutes locked in a cage while the other competitors continue the match Every two minutes a siren goes off and "opposite rules" come into effect, this is when everyone who was eliminated can return to the match and everyone who is still in it must leave the ring. It's now a Wargames style match but not the classic WCW type event but every wrestler must reenact the Matthew Broderick movie Once you prevent the computer from causing world war 3 you are declared the winner of course to get the ladder you need to get 21 in blackjack. |
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Post by Larryhausen on May 22, 2020 16:00:37 GMT -5
The Casino Ladder Match Battle Royal In order to win you must first climb the ladder, once you've retrieved the item ( a bottle of Jericho's bubbly) above you can attempt to throw somebody over the top rope, but only if they haven't grabbed MJF's Diamond ring which is in a lock box on a pole. If you have both the ring and the bubbly however you must spend five minutes locked in a cage while the other competitors continue the match Every two minutes a siren goes off and "opposite rules" come into effect, this is when everyone who was eliminated can return to the match and everyone who is still in it must leave the ring. It's now a Wargames style match but not the classic WCW type event but every wrestler must reenact the Matthew Broderick movie Once you prevent the computer from causing world war 3 you are declared the winner of course to get the ladder you need to get 21 in blackjack. Jake Roberts somehow wins even though he has 22. |
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Post by toodarkmark on May 22, 2020 22:34:24 GMT -5
Johnny Blood and Linda Guts are hired by TNT to clean up AEW's act! They come on TV and say "No more color! No one can do any more videos outside of the show! And under no circumstances, can you hire Vince Russo."
So Russo runs around hiding from the cameras, but you see him. Eventually youre in Tony Khan's office and you see him send an email about how stupid TNT and Blood and Guts are, but accidently cc's TNT officials, Blood, Guts, and Russo.
TNT throws them off the station, and says it will be replacing AEW with another wrestling show. The next week, Blood, Guts and Russo are in the ring and announce the new promotion, Extreme Nonstop Elite. With the new owner....
DIXIE CARTER.
With new head booker.....
JIM CORNETTE!!
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