Remember that Shawn Michaels drug test segment?

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Where Vince made him take one in the middle of the ring for whatever reason then Michaels said, "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on," and threw it at him and for some reason that resolved the entire issue? Whole thing was really cringy and uncomfortable?

I dunno, just felt like bringing that up.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

I know damn well why you brought it up, you sneaky Pete.

(SmackDown spoilers, allegedly)

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{Spoiler}Apparently they’re doing this exact segment with Jeff Hardy and Sheamus this week

[Mozenrath]

I forget what came first, this or ECW doing a drug test segment once with Dreamer and Lance Storm that, yes, also involved a cup of pee.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Jun 12, 2020 3:13:00 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I forget what came first, this or ECW doing a drug test segment once with Dreamer and Lance Storm that, yes, also involved a cup of pee.

I’d presume the one that happened in original ECW happened first, given it had been closed down five years before the Michaels one.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

A lot of the Michaels vs. Vince feud (and by extension, the DX vs. Vince feud since it's the same feud with Hunter switching sides) was absolutely cringey in retrospect.

The Kiss My Ass Club was used a few times, there was Montreal Screwjob rehashes (in fact, I think it began because HBK was somehow mad over Vince not being over the Screwjob despite WHO'S YOUR DADDY MONTREAL being a few months earlier), it had Vince beating literal GOD in a tag match, it had male cheerleaders getting slime and bodily fluids dumped on them, and it ended with Vince having his head shoved up Big Show's ass.

[Mozenrath]

Jun 12, 2020 3:14:24 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Jun 12, 2020 3:13:00 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I forget what came first, this or ECW doing a drug test segment once with Dreamer and Lance Storm that, yes, also involved a cup of pee.

I’d presume the one that happened in original ECW happened first, given it had been closed down five years before the Michaels one.

Oh, right, for some reason, I was thinking this was original Shawn run, rather than post-back.

Yeah, makes sense, given Lance Storm apparently came up with the segment himself, since this would have been while he, Raven, and Dreamer were booking ECW together.

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Remember that time Shane tried to spike HHH and get him to kiss Vinces ass and instead HHH spiked him and then Shane started twisting his nipples and laughing at Vinces bare ass?

Man that was gold 😂😂

Overall I loved the McMahon/DX feud.

[thelonewolf527]

Jun 12, 2020 3:15:31 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

A lot of the Michaels vs. Vince feud (and by extension, the DX vs. Vince feud since it's the same feud with Hunter switching sides) was absolutely cringey in retrospect.

The Kiss My Ass Club was used a few times, there was Montreal Screwjob rehashes (in fact, I think it began because HBK was somehow mad over Vince not being over the Screwjob despite WHO'S YOUR DADDY MONTREAL being a few months earlier), it had Vince beating literal GOD in a tag match, it had male cheerleaders getting slime and bodily fluids dumped on them, and it ended with Vince having his head shoved up Big Show's ass.

Vince deserved it, a childish man deserves a childish comeuppance. He's the man who had a match with his own daughter, an I Quit match, just DAYS before she married a man with the world's LARGEST penis.

[arrogantmodel]

Jun 12, 2020 3:13:00 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I forget what came first, this or ECW doing a drug test segment once with Dreamer and Lance Storm that, yes, also involved a cup of pee.

Did...did Tommy drink it? 😕

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Come to think of it didn't they also do an in-ring sobriety test with Jericho and Punk once?

Man that feud sucked.

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Jun 12, 2020 6:25:54 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Come to think of it didn't they also do an in-ring sobriety test with Jericho and Punk once?

Man that feud sucked.

The best part was when Jericho knocked Punk out with the whiskey bottle and then poured it over him

The whole "Punk is a drunk" thing was embarrassing and too unbelievable.

They had a good match at Extreme Rules though.

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A Shawn Michaels drug test in the 90's was probably Shawn Michaels testing a bunch of different drugs out.

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Jun 12, 2020 3:15:31 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

A lot of the Michaels vs. Vince feud (and by extension, the DX vs. Vince feud since it's the same feud with Hunter switching sides) was absolutely cringey in retrospect.

The Kiss My Ass Club was used a few times, there was Montreal Screwjob rehashes (in fact, I think it began because HBK was somehow mad over Vince not being over the Screwjob despite WHO'S YOUR DADDY MONTREAL being a few months earlier), it had Vince beating literal GOD in a tag match, it had male cheerleaders getting slime and bodily fluids dumped on them, and it ended with Vince having his head shoved up Big Show's ass.

Really even at the time I hated pretty much everything about that storyline. Michaels / Vince at Mania and the Hell in a Cell match are pretty good, the Spirit Squad had a cool finisher, that's really all I've got.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Oh yeah, there was definitely no ulterior motive to suddenly bring this specific segment up.

(Why is it always bright f***ing yellow anyway? Doesn’t that mean you’re dehydrated?)

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For people who didn't read the leaks/spoilers, people would just think Lizuka is a psychic, lol

[Natural Born Farmer]

Jun 12, 2020 6:42:42 GMT -5 @negan said:

Jun 12, 2020 6:25:54 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Come to think of it didn't they also do an in-ring sobriety test with Jericho and Punk once?

Man that feud sucked.

The best part was when Jericho knocked Punk out with the whiskey bottle and then poured it over him

The whole "Punk is a drunk" thing was embarrassing and too unbelievable.

They had a good match at Extreme Rules though.

Just never made any sense.  Jericho shows a clip of Punk leaving a bar and tells the audience "he's a drunk!", and that if he's not he's definitely going to be once Jericho beats him.

Weak story, weak match, the audience and the performers deserved better.

[fortknox]

Jun 12, 2020 21:02:01 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Oh yeah, there was definitely no ulterior motive to suddenly bring this specific segment up.

(Why is it always bright f***ing yellow anyway? Doesn’t that mean you’re dehydrated?)

[fw91]

Remember when Shane drugged his water bottle, and they drank bottles of Dasani together as if it was moonshine?

[camphor #BLM]

[MolotovMocktail]

The segment was edited on the West Coast. They did a hard cut to commercial once the doctor came out with the urine sample and came back with Sheamus raving in the back.