Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 5, 2020 17:28:23 GMT -5
I read the thread title as "The World's Lamest Taints". I am disappointed at the contents of the thread. Oh dear, you've just given me war-like flashbacks to this thread, and I couldn't be more thankful.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 5, 2020 17:34:00 GMT -5
The Rock calling La Resistance a couple of "popcorn farts." For every "jabroni" or "candy ass" insult the Rock comes up with he has almost that many stinkers.
I remember seeing a pre-WWE video of John Cena saying to the effect "when I look in your genetic lunchbox, I see a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off."
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jul 5, 2020 18:06:50 GMT -5
Didn't Billy Gunn literally moon people when he was Mr. Ass?
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Post by Tenshigure on Jul 5, 2020 18:17:38 GMT -5
Remember how hard Rollins was trying to get Sparkle Crotch over because Vince thought it was hilarious? Yeah...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 5, 2020 18:27:09 GMT -5
The Rock calling La Resistance a couple of "popcorn farts." For every "jabroni" or "candy ass" insult the Rock comes up with he has almost that many stinkers. I'd wager he has more failures than success in his insults. I swear at some point he was trying to just see what he could get on a shirt. How's your lips? Popcorn farts... Kung pow bitch...
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 5, 2020 18:43:58 GMT -5
Didn't Billy Gunn literally moon people when he was Mr. Ass? Who doesn't love a good moonie? It's been around since the Romans.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2020 18:44:56 GMT -5
Remember how hard Rollins was trying to get Sparkle Crotch over because Vince thought it was hilarious? Yeah... Or when Kane kept calling Rollins "Justin Bieber" for some reason. I literally cringed at both of these. And they weren't a "Wow, it's so bad its funny" cringe like Popcorn Fart and Whisker Biscuit.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jul 5, 2020 18:45:02 GMT -5
Didn't Billy Gunn literally moon people when he was Mr. Ass? This thread is about the lamest taunts.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jul 5, 2020 18:45:09 GMT -5
New World ODOR.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 5, 2020 18:46:22 GMT -5
I remember Miz's sidekick whose name I can't remember cutting an entire promo of lame insults towards Vickie including "you have Grim Reaper breath"
John Morrison also said she had "hippopotamus breath" in that smug way he had of talking like he cleatly thought it was the worlds sickest burn.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2020 18:46:44 GMT -5
The Rock calling La Resistance a couple of "popcorn farts." For every "jabroni" or "candy ass" insult the Rock comes up with he has almost that many stinkers. I'd wager he has more failures than success in his insults. I swear at some point he was trying to just see what he could get on a shirt. How's your lips? Popcorn farts... Kung pow bitch... I might be in the minority but Rocks delivery makes all of these insults sound golden. He could probably make the phone book sound hilarious. Then again, I've always been a big mark for the guy. If anyone else said "Roody poo Candy ass", it would probably fall flat. Rock manages to get it over as one of the best lines ever. That's how talented and charismatic he is. Jericho is in the same tier IMO.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2020 18:50:18 GMT -5
I remember Miz's sidekick whose name I can't remember cutting an entire promo of lame insults towards Vickie including "you have Grim Reaper breath" John Morrison also said she had "hippopotamus breath" in that smug way he had of talking like he cleatly thought it was the worlds sickest burn. "It smells like someone took a DUMP.... in your mouth! "
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 5, 2020 20:00:58 GMT -5
I'd wager he has more failures than success in his insults. I swear at some point he was trying to just see what he could get on a shirt. How's your lips? Popcorn farts... Kung pow bitch... I might be in the minority but Rocks delivery makes all of these insults sound golden. He could probably make the phone book sound hilarious. Then again, I've always been a big mark for the guy. If anyone else said "Roody poo Candy ass", it would probably fall flat. Rock manages to get it over as one of the best lines ever. That's how talented and charismatic he is. Jericho is in the same tier IMO. Iceman Parsons would like a word.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jul 5, 2020 20:28:36 GMT -5
I remember Miz's sidekick whose name I can't remember cutting an entire promo of lame insults towards Vickie including "you have Grim Reaper breath" John Morrison also said she had "hippopotamus breath" in that smug way he had of talking like he cleatly thought it was the worlds sickest burn. "It smells like someone took a DUMP.... in your mouth! " That would be everybody's favorite; Alex Riley. Who literally said, "It smells like Death itself took a DUMP...in your mouth!" This is reason like #5694 why I can't watch this shit anymore. These grown adults who want to fight and injure each other, literally throwing out elementary school insults.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 5, 2020 20:34:49 GMT -5
"It smells like someone took a DUMP.... in your mouth! " That would be everybody's favorite; Alex Riley. Who literally said, "It smells like Death itself took a DUMP...in your mouth!" This is reason like #5694 why I can't watch this shit anymore. These grown adults who want to fight and injure each other, literally throwing out elementary school insults. i mean same guy that said well things certianly went... A-RY! or something similar in a promo... and the WWE then refused to let him speak for like an entire calendar year.
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Post by Derk! on Jul 5, 2020 20:38:01 GMT -5
UGH. I read that in Zbysko's voice.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 5, 2020 20:43:59 GMT -5
"It smells like someone took a DUMP.... in your mouth! " That would be everybody's favorite; Alex Riley. Who literally said, "It smells like Death itself took a DUMP...in your mouth!" This is reason like #5694 why I can't watch this shit anymore. These grown adults who want to fight and injure each other, literally throwing out elementary school insults. Because Vince's sense of humor never made it beyond that level.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 5, 2020 20:50:28 GMT -5
John Cena telling Vince McMahon that he had bad breath that he said "What did you eat Bigfoot's diaper?" And this was during the promo where CM Punk and Vince were going over the new provisions in Punks contract before Money In The Bank 2011.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 5, 2020 22:08:18 GMT -5
Broken Matt Hardys generic taunt where he throws out his arms out and gives the big smile. It made me cringe even more at WM 33 when he keeps trying to work it into the other Hardy Boyz taunts when walking down to the ring. The Rock trying to get "Cookiepuss" over as a taunt against CM Punk was f***ing embarrassing, and you know it's bad when The Rock can't get an insult over. Best thing about Cookiepuss was when Rock got the fans to chant it, and CM Punk shut it down by saying "Big deal. He got you to chant about ice cream, just like I did a year and a half ago". Now that was substance vs style. You could never get one over on CM Punk on the mic.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2020 22:52:41 GMT -5
John Cena telling Vince McMahon that he had bad breath that he said "What did you eat Bigfoot's diaper?" And this was during the promo where CM Punk and Vince were going over the new provisions in Punks contract before Money In The Bank 2011. Vince loves a bad breath joke.
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