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Post by Mid-Carder on Jul 10, 2020 16:27:30 GMT -5
Kurt Angle. He said Kurt Angle was "acting like a ham sandwich." God, Cena was the worst back then. LayCool had some REALLY terrible ones. Off the top of my head: "Smelly Kelly", "Skirt Tiffany" and "The Smella Twins" and that's before we get to the completely f***ing stupid Piggy James stuff. I know there's more. I know I was/am the minority, but Christ, I hated their act Far be it from me to defend lame WWE stuff but I always thought the terrible names were deliberate. They were just bullies without any subtlety or wit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2020 16:41:42 GMT -5
Did Morrison ever actually say "We're gonna eat your lunch" or was that only on the shirt? It was shirt only, here's the explanation from Johnny's Reddit AMA: "okay… so… I took Tae Kwon Do for a few months as a kid & the instructor was this bad ass (he seemed bad ass, but then I was only 8) who would sit around after class and talk about his former tournament fights to the kids… his favorite way to say he was kicking ass was "Man, lemme tell you, I was EATING THIS GUYS LUNCH…" "… so this was the semi final match, I slipped a round, got inside and BOOM! bam! bam! BOOM! I was EATING THIS DUDES LUNCH when out of now where he threw a hook kick! Bam! caught me in the temple, I was out… man… I would killed the guy in the finals too…" most of his stories after class to small groups of children went something like that… that phrase made me laugh ever since- WWE Merch people, & Stephanie all said the phrase was stupid and would never sell, they thought the moneys on the shirt were too weird- All that made me want the damn shirt made ever more so I insisted! … I love that shirt… but no one else did... Lol"
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Post by doinkmark on Jul 10, 2020 18:22:41 GMT -5
I seem to remember Konan calling Shane Douglas "The French Fries" instead of "The Franchise" because he gained weight.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jul 10, 2020 20:14:08 GMT -5
I seem to remember Konan calling Shane Douglas "The French Fries" instead of "The Franchise" because he gained weight. Ok but this thread is about lame taunts.
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Post by romanstylesiii on Jul 10, 2020 20:22:16 GMT -5
I seem to remember Konan calling Shane Douglas "The French Fries" instead of "The Franchise" because he gained weight. Cmon, that is just hilarious
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2020 20:29:23 GMT -5
...What the hell does Skirt Tiffany mean anyway?
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 10, 2020 22:19:44 GMT -5
I remember seeing a pre-WWE video of John Cena saying to the effect "when I look in your genetic lunchbox, I see a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off." This is unironically one of my favorite insults of all time.
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Post by greyfmdan on Jul 11, 2020 7:44:37 GMT -5
Maybe I missed it, but...
No “Tater Tot” in this thread?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 11, 2020 10:40:14 GMT -5
...What the hell does Skirt Tiffany mean anyway? Its to separate her from the Tiffany that wears pants exclusively.
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Post by malloc on Jul 11, 2020 20:15:51 GMT -5
I'll defend ham sandwich because the rest of this is kinda funny, especially his reaction to the Boogeyman www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQQu_UMVi90LayCool had some REALLY terrible ones. Off the top of my head: "Smelly Kelly", "Skirt Tiffany" and "The Smella Twins" and that's before we get to the completely f***ing stupid Piggy James stuff. I know there's more. I know I was/am the minority, but Christ, I hated their act Laycock sucked. Whoops I meant LayCool stupid predictive text
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Post by doinkmark on Jul 11, 2020 23:50:43 GMT -5
Maybe I missed it, but... No “Tater Tot” in this thread? Leave Ron White's son outta this.
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Post by doinkmark on Jul 11, 2020 23:53:27 GMT -5
Molly Holly's a virgin!
With a fat butt!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2020 0:21:44 GMT -5
Maybe I missed it, but... No “Tater Tot” in this thread? Leave Ron White's son outta this.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 12, 2020 9:39:54 GMT -5
I seem to remember Konan calling Shane Douglas "The French Fries" instead of "The Franchise" because he gained weight. I first saw that on RSPW, actually!
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Jul 26, 2020 20:54:05 GMT -5
I remember that and also Hogan putting the smackdown on his crippled ass, nWo style for life. Hogan was never any good at this. In WCW, he spent week calling DDP "DDPeePee" and he looked so smug and happy with himself like he just thought of the most clever thing ever. Hogan has always been corny and his shtick has been played out since the early 90's.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Jul 26, 2020 21:40:53 GMT -5
It seems like this thread got a little confused. Is this about lame verbal taunts or lame physical taunts wrestlers do?
For lamest verbal taunts I'll go with Mickie calling Alexa "biscuit butt" repeatedly. I hated that over pushed era of Alexa but her retort of "I like my butt, I mean, I think it's cute." Was a great comeback. And I wholeheartedly agree with Alexa about that.
Lamest physical taunt goes to Orton's rolling around and pounding on the mat. He looks like a toddler throwing a tantrum instead of like a badass wrestler that's about to kick someone's ass. Who would ever do that in a real fight?! I laughed to myself when he injured himself doing this stupid taunt at Over the Limit 2010. That's why people don't intentionally punch the mat, moron!
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 27, 2020 22:01:56 GMT -5
I always thoughy Reigns jacking off his hand looked lame.
I know, he's cocking his fist. But it looks like he's wanking it
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 27, 2020 23:33:47 GMT -5
I always thoughy Reigns jacking off his hand looked lame. I know, he's cocking his fist. But it looks like he's wanking it Romey Rome slamming his fist on the ground looks a lot better than the fist cock.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jul 28, 2020 1:49:14 GMT -5
“Hollywood” SCUM Hogan
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jul 28, 2020 9:09:07 GMT -5
Yousa is a rooster from the Brewster.
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