Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jul 17, 2020 4:25:20 GMT -5
But!!! Bill Goldberg, I got a score to settle with you.................it was because of you Bill!!! Is why I lost my W...W..E..TITLE! Because of you Bill, my life! ....hasn't been the same! Because of you, Bill..... I can't sleep at night.... BILL GOLDBERG!!! YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE PAIN! BILL GOLDBERG, I'M GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF! THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO BILL. ........so Vince, Mr. McMahon. I know you're listening to me right now. And I know you're gonna see this. I don't care what Stone Cold Steve Austin thinks, I don't care what Paul Heyman thinks, I don't care what Eric Bischoff thinks. Mr. McMahon. I'm begging you. I am begging you Mr. McMahon. No wait.... ......... *gets down on knees and looks to the heavens* MISTER MCMAHON, I'm BEGGIN' you, from the bottom, of my, heart. Please, PLEASE at Wrestlemania 20....I'M BEGGING YOU AT WRESTLEMANIA 20. GIVE ME... BROCK LESNAR....VERSUS GOOOLDDBERRrRrRrrrrRRrrrrRRGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGHHHHHH
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jul 17, 2020 4:48:03 GMT -5
Didn't pan out too well for Bork
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2020 5:00:08 GMT -5
Incredible.Made me remember one of my recent favourites, the Hawaii Rusev vs. Bob exchange...Bob: "If you have any balls left, why don't you show up next week to RAW, so I can strip 'em off and shove 'em down your damn throat!" Rusev: "NO~!" *Rusev strips naked*Rusev: "I'll do unspeakably things to you. I'll brutalize every portion of your body. And if there's anything left, it's all yours Lana!" 
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Post by King (Super) Dragunov on Jul 17, 2020 8:24:51 GMT -5
Incredible.Made me remember one of my recent favourites, the Hawaii Rusev vs. Bob exchange...Bob: "If you have any balls left, why don't you show up next week to RAW, so I can strip 'em off and shove 'em down your damn throat!" Rusev: "NO~!" *Rusev strips naked*Rusev: "I'll do unspeakably things to you. I'll brutalize every portion of your body. And if there's anything left, it's all yours Lana!" I'm 110% confused here....but...........go on........ |
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msc
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Post by msc on Jul 17, 2020 9:04:13 GMT -5
If this is hilariously OTT wrestling promos, my favourite is still Roddy Piper at the 92 Rumble.
"What we're dealing with here is one of the original Village People... First thing I'm gonna do, he says, I'm gonna take Roddy Piper's integrity. Huh? That's like Jacques Cousteau trying to find a dry spot in the ocean, I ain't go no damn integrity, how'd you think I got so far? Second thing I'm gonna do, I'm going to take Piper's manhood? Huh, I came here to wrestle, I dunno what he came here to do. I came here to win two titles. I can't do that till I win the first. I think he's been dreaming, and it's been all wet too!"
(Sounds of Mean Gene desperately trying not to piss himself laughing on live TV)
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msc
Dennis Stamp
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Post by msc on Jul 17, 2020 9:07:00 GMT -5
Although a forgotten favourite.
Goldust (as Darth Vader): Big Show. Did the NwO not tell you what happened to your father?
Big Show: Hey man, don't you know my father's dead?
Goldust: No. I AM YOUR FATHER.
(Goldust whacks Show in the face with a kids lightsabre toy and turns round to reveal ninja Kevin Nash standing right there.)
Nash: Yes and I'm yer daddy!
(Nash thumps Goldust)
That might be the great Kevin Nash wrestling moment from 2000-2010, bar the time he referred to himself on commentary in TNA as "one of the great high flyers in wrestling history".
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 17, 2020 9:36:22 GMT -5
If you had any doubts on why Terry Funk is a Madman.
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Post by sportatorium on Jul 17, 2020 12:20:22 GMT -5
If you had any doubts on why Terry Funk is a Madman. Lance Russell is gold in that video like he always is. He’s like the dad of the wrestlers somewhere between complete exasperation & still always trying to calm everyone down. Funk was channeling Chaz from Wedding Crashers when he was calling Lawler an idiot as well. I want this wrestling every week on my TV. |
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jul 17, 2020 18:25:20 GMT -5
Ummm...what kind of match was he hoping to have with Goldberg, exactly? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2020 19:03:22 GMT -5
Ummm...what kind of match was he hoping to have with Goldberg, exactly?  |
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