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Post by HMARK Center on Jul 27, 2020 15:03:09 GMT -5
Welp, here's one of the best things to pop up recently (URL only due to WWE clips): www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0qDGKvV1Rk&feature=emb_logoThe only flaw here is a lack of freeze frames when the text pops up, but if pro wrestling has to shut down completely with COVID going on, might as well just air this. Let's add some more! {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}  Flush with cash, Kazuchika Okada began the successful Lil' Kazu fashion line, specializing in shiny jackets and high-end men's lower body apparel. His mommy still makes his pants. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}  Having made all the towns, Sex Ferguson and Chad 2 Badd retired to Tijuana, Mexico. They may or may not have blown all their money losing bets at their own cock-fighting arena. (credit - Rajah) {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}  Chuck Taylor finally said "shit" on live TV, but was censored under FCC regulations due to it being on network television. He was forced to pay a $50 fine, and is now barred for life from tapings of The Today Show. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}  Whereabouts unknown. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}  Jushin "Thunder" Liger ran a successful campaign to become the new president of the United States, on a platform of infrastructure reform and free masks during the pandemic. Due to being an anime character, he is constitutionally allowed to serve in the office alongside Vice President Tiger Mask. |
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Post by XIII on Jul 27, 2020 16:16:24 GMT -5
Matt Riddle: got $1M for saving Kim Kardashian from drowning. Blew it on hiring Van Halen to play his birthday party weed.
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Post by camphor #BLM on Jul 27, 2020 16:33:40 GMT -5
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 27, 2020 18:33:03 GMT -5
-Terry Funk retired. Seriously.
-Cameron Grimes went back to claim jumping. Adam Page wages a drunken violent war to bring him to justice.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jul 28, 2020 2:19:49 GMT -5
Welp, here's one of the best things to pop up recently (URL only due to WWE clips): www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0qDGKvV1Rk&feature=emb_logoThe only flaw here is a lack of freeze frames when the text pops up, but if pro wrestling has to shut down completely with COVID going on, might as well just air this. Let's add some more! {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Flush with cash, Kazuchika Okada began the successful Lil' Kazu fashion line, specializing in shiny jackets and high-end men's lower body apparel. His mommy still makes his pants. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Having made all the towns, Sex Ferguson and Chad 2 Badd retired to Tijuana, Mexico. They may or may not have blown all their money losing bets at their own cock-fighting arena. (credit - Rajah) {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Chuck Taylor finally said "shit" on live TV, but was censored under FCC regulations due to it being on network television. He was forced to pay a $50 fine, and is now barred for life from tapings of The Today Show. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Whereabouts unknown. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Jushin "Thunder" Liger ran a successful campaign to become the new president of the United States, on a platform of infrastructure reform and free masks during the pandemic. Due to being an anime character, he is constitutionally allowed to serve in the office alongside Vice President Tiger Mask. Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat/Tekken like end stories? Baron Corbin goes home and be's a family man! |
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 28, 2020 5:10:40 GMT -5
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 28, 2020 8:24:44 GMT -5
And we never see Muffy Mower, Key, Kizarny, the World Wide Filth picketer, the guy in the Scream mask in WCW, Furface/Mariner, etc. etc. again. They probably *&^&ing killed themselves.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jul 28, 2020 8:47:23 GMT -5
I imagine they’d just play Louie Louie and have paragraphs describing what every wrestler ended up doing in their lives
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Post by Bad Moon on Jul 28, 2020 9:42:25 GMT -5
Vince McMahon was convicted and sentenced to imprisonment for life in the Bloomington Correctional Facility in Minnesota for various crimes and felonies over a span of 38 years.
He served only 27 days of his sentence before an unidentified group of "very large men" staged a terrorist attack on the prison and absconded with McMahon through a destroyed section of the wall. No warrants for his re-arrest were ever issued.
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Post by FinalGwen on Jul 28, 2020 10:17:33 GMT -5
Very little was heard of Edge after his retirement, and most forgot he even existed. But if you ask around enough, there are some out there who think they know him.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jul 28, 2020 11:40:08 GMT -5
Ryback's book "I Invented The Wheel", was the most purchased self help book of all time. His mother couldn't be prouder.
Cody successfully got the Rhodes name back in time for his 65th birthday. His retirement match vs Terry Funk is set for next Saturday.
John Cena went back to his original timeline and saved the world from Skynet.
Shane McMahon took over his father's wrestling company after his father made a successful bid for President. His first act was to jump off New Titan Tower.
Jim Cornette still hates the Young Bucks, who now call themselves the Old Stags.
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Post by bigfatpaulie on Jul 28, 2020 12:14:26 GMT -5
Rene Dupree made a fortune selling non-FDA approved natural male enhancement products.
Batista retired to an active life full of swimming, biking, and pickup basketball games. That is, until he tripped over the ball and suffered severe injuries. He holds a grudge against the local YMCA and basketballs to this day.
Curry Man became a recluse after several negative Yelp reviews claimed that, while hot and spicy, he did not taste great.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jul 28, 2020 14:30:15 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}  Aimless and adrift after the end of pro wrestling, YOSHI-HASHI signed up for a programming class, finishing his coursework by developing an app that lets people rate public restrooms on cleanliness. He is now on Forbes' list of the 750 richest people on Earth, and lives on a private island with his wife, Ayumi Kurihara, and all of her friends. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}  Diamante and Kiera Hogan opened a lovely bed and breakfast along the New England shoreline. They also secretly fight crime and corruption up and down the Atlantic seaboard by night, but you should really drop in for their homemade lobster rolls and shoofly pie. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}  After a lengthy legal battle with Joe's Crab Shack, Joey Janela successfully opened Joey's Crabs' Shack, his own dive bar in Asbury Park, New Jersey, where White Claws are always on special. Joey can be found there nightly, typically missing the urinal. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}  With his back fully healed, Dalton Castle began a cruise around the world, only to meet and be reunited with the captain, his long lost twin brother Ashley Remington. The two are now famous for their "Boys Only" cruises around the eastern Pacific coast and the Caribbean. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}  Chet Lemon and Black Snow can be heard every morning on Q-UAD 98.6fm, the only station that tears your commute. |
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 28, 2020 16:03:48 GMT -5
- Alberto Del Rio's nose eventually fell off. He still blames Triple H, or Paige if he's drunk enough.
- Seth Rollins starved to death because Jon Moxley kept stealing food from his table.
- somehow, somewhere, Val Venis finally found someone who gives a shit what he thinks.
- having finally burned out his good will with wrestling fans on both sides of the Pacific, Johnny Ace finally got back on the phone with Fuji Hakayito and started doing those unforgettable stunts again.
- Michael Hayes learned how to dress like an adult. He's now allowed to sit at the big kids table at family gatherings.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2020 12:22:41 GMT -5
I want Kane to have become mayor of Knoxville. Not Glen Jacobs, Kane the character.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2020 12:51:01 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 29, 2020 13:02:17 GMT -5
Just an ending shot of Vince McMahon staring into a snow globe.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 29, 2020 13:23:02 GMT -5
-Chuck Taylor finally said "shit" on Dynamite uncensored. He and the rest of Best Friends celebrated by having a party with Icarus and Gran Akuma.
-After many eye pokes and lariats to his toughest opponents, Mance Warner opened his own bar, "Bucksnort Brewery".
-Kairi Sane sailed around the world in her new yacht following her WWE departure.
-HAVING CONQUERED THE INDY SCENE AND AEW, WARHORSE STARTED A METAL BAND WITH A CHART-TOPPING FIRST ALBUM!
-Earth has been taken over by Kris Statlander and her alien army. UFOs became a legal form of transportation across the planet.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2020 11:04:24 GMT -5
-Chuck Taylor finally said "shit" on Dynamite uncensored. He and the rest of Best Friends celebrated by having a party with Icarus and Gran Akuma. -After many eye pokes and lariats to his toughest opponents, Mance Warner opened his own bar, "Bucksnort Brewery". -Kairi Sane sailed around the world in her new yacht following her WWE departure. -HAVING CONQUERED THE INDY SCENE AND AEW, WARHORSE STARTED A METAL BAND WITH A CHART-TOPPING FIRST ALBUM! -Earth has been taken over by Kris Statlander and her alien army. UFOs became a legal form of transportation across the planet. Speaking of which, whatever happened to Gran Akuma? |
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