Classic TV shows recast with wrestlers

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

So when Orton pretended he bought a plane I cracked a joke about him playing Emily Gilmore from Gilmore Girls

Most of you poor uncultured swine didn't get it but I was proud of what I created...

Then Big Show Show got cancelled.

Anyway, recast classic TV shows but with wrestlers.

To make it slightly more challenging and amusing, let's say that the wrestlers have to be in a sitcom that's contemporary to their heyday. Like, no casting Mr Fuji circa 1995 as one of the 2 Broke Girls.

Actually that would be amazing, so forget I said that. They can be appropriate choices, or wildly inappropriate ones to make it weird. Have fun.

Shows I would want to see:
- Friends, but with the original three nWo (Hall and Nash live together in the big apartment, Hogan lives off on his own across the street while everybody else barely tolerates him) plus three from the Wolfpac (Sting and Luger in the Chandler/Joey role, Konnan is Phoebe). Hogan loses his mind and has to take a leave of absence from work. Hall mooches off Nash. Sting and Luger's friendship grows ever closer over ten years. And Konnan says shit like 'peel my potatoes' at the coffee house so nobody speaks to him.
- Sex and the City, with the League of Nations. Charlotte is Sheamus. Samantha is Rusev. Carrie is Wade. Miranda is obviously Del Rio.
- The Office (NXT Version) - Bayley and Sasha as Tim and Pam. Triple H as Michael Scott. Charlotte as Dwight, which makes Andrade Angela I guess?

You know what, this is a bad idea, cancel the thread

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Community

Jeff - Triple H (Jeff gets easily jealous when another handsome guy is on the scene, Triple H gets easily jealous when an ex-wCw wrestler joins the company)
Pierce - Vince McMahon (both old racists)
Annie - Face Bayley / Darkest Timeline Annie - Heel Bayley
Troy - Xavier Woods (both like pop culture)
Britta - Natalya (both are buzzkills)
Shirley - Shawn Michaels

Professor Duncan - William Regal
Leonard - Ric Flair (possibly as a crooked wang)
Starburns - Matt Hardy
Magnitude - Zack Ryder

still not sure on some of the other character

[FinalGwen]

Red Dwarf:

Dave Lister - Joey Janela (Can survive almost anything, also a mess in general)
Arnold Rimmer - Chris Jericho (Fond of smart uniforms, having people on report/the list, etc.)
The Cat - Sonny Kiss (So many amazing outfits, one of the only people who could match up fashion wise.)
Kryten - John Silver (He tries to be helpful but it never quite works out.)
Kristine Kochanski - Nikki Cross (Original Kochanski did have the Scottish accent)
Holly - Vince McMahon (Senile, makes bad decisions, causes more problems than solutions)
Pete, the dinosaur that features in two episodes of series 8 - Luchasaurus (... Yeah.)

[government mule]

Kurt Angle cracks the case as Columbo.

When he inevitably leaves to pursue other roles, the part goes to Chuck 'Columbo' Palumbo, but is cancelled mid-season.

[government mule]

Also the entire Dudley family as The Waltons.

[saneiac]

Cheers
Sam - the womanizer - CM Punk
Diane - the snooty one who thinks she's too good for this place - Ivelisse
Norm - Always upbeat. Always drunk - Kevin Nash
Cliff - "He's a good guy, but don't let him start talking or he'll put you to sleep" - Dean Malenko
Carla - wisecracking cynic who gets pregnant at the worst possible times - Awesome Kong/Kharma
Woody - the lovable idiot - R-Truth
Frasier - the brainy guy - Damian Sandow
Lilith - cold and conservative - Ivory in her Right to Censor period
Coach - the former star who can't let go of past glories - this spot can be filled by a lot of big names from the 80s and 90s, with a different performer every show

[government mule]

The Six Million Dollar Man Steve Austi....oh

[Deleted]

Seinfeld:

Jerry - Hulk Hogan
George - Nasty Boy Knobs
Elaine - Brutus Beefcake
Kramer - Kamala

[sychobeetle]

On tonight's episode of Married... With Children the role of Al Bundy will be played by King Kong Bundy


Well atleast we know Peg will get 5 seconds

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Frasier

Frasier - Lanny Poffo
Niles - Randy Savage
Martin - Angelo Poffo
Daphne - Miss Elizabeth (with a British accent obviously)
Roz - Sensational Sherri
Bulldog - Davey Boy Smith

[anglarite]

Lexx

Shinsuke Nakamura as Kai
Drake Maverick as Stanley H.Tweedle
Liv Morgan as Zev Bellringer

[lildude8218]

Godfather Knows Best

end of thread

[thegatewaydrug]

Mr. Burns - VKM
Waylon Smithers - Bruce Prichard
Homer Simpson - Seth Rollins
Bart Simpson - Kevin Owens
Lisa Simpson - Sami Zayn
Marge Simpson - Bayley
Milhouse Van Houten - Drake Maverick

[rnrk supports BLM]

Matt Hardy as Dr Who, with the full Broken cast as his companions. Vanguard 1 talks like K9.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Sept 4, 2020 17:22:28 GMT -5 rnrk supports BLM said:

Matt Hardy as Dr Who, with the full Broken cast as his companions. Vanguard 1 talks like K9.

Oh my God that is amazing.

[malloc]

Imagine Hogan doing Picard style diplomacy.

Imagine Jake the Snake doing Picard style diplomacy.

Imagine Savage doing Picard style diplomacy.

[The Thread Barbi]

Renegade

John Morrison as Reno Raines
Jimmy Uso as Bobby Sixkiller
Tony Schiavone as Dixon
Sable as Cheyenne

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Sept 5, 2020 7:03:34 GMT -5 malloc said:

Imagine Hogan doing Picard style diplomacy.

Imagine Jake the Snake doing Picard style diplomacy.

Imagine Savage doing Picard style diplomacy.

No Hogan just stars in Star Trek 6 and we're good, because Kirk is mega racist in that one

[malloc]

Not enough wrestlers had guest spots in the highlander tv show. I think only Hot Rod.
Imagine how crazy the show could have been with Savage, Hogan, Nash, Jake, Flair, John Nord, Luger, Rick Martel, Sherri, Dusty, Cornette, Heyman, Debiase, Ventura, Bruce Hart any number of guys doing guest spots as either a bad guy (not necessarily another imortal) or friend to McCloud.

[thegatewaydrug]

Oops, I did a movie!

Super Troopers

Mac - Uno
Ramathorne - Stu Grayson
Farva - John Silver
Rabbit - Alex Reynolds
Foster - 5
Ursula - Anna Jay
Chief - Brodie Lee